Sad Day If You're A Fat

That stuff looks like it would survive a nuclear holocaust.

Thank God I'm only husky!

Shouldn't this thread have been titled "Fat Whores Weep!" or something along those lines?

One of the best birthday cakes I’ve ever had.

Bitches, I am a cake snob and usually look down my nose at things like Costco sheet cake, but it’s pretty appealing. It’s light and moist. Sometimes you want something heavy and rich with butter and quality ingredients. But sometimes you want a Costco cake.

Now my mouth is watering.

That is dirt cheap for a sheetcake, but the containers don’t recycle without sanitizer and drying time.

Costco donates unsold pastry and these are a big pain to process responsibly. Old folks use this stuff as ballast for drinking.

OP didn't post the article and expects everyone to visit the NY post website

Loser

R3 should be the OP! You've failed DL, OP!

One of the people they interviewed said that was why she had a Costo membership. Hey, dummy buy two cakes. Problem averted! Never been to Costo.

[quote]The beloved treats, which can serve up to 48 sweet-toothed mouths

They mean non-Americans, right?

I haven’t been to Costco in years but those cakes were an awesome deal and edible.

Sending thoughts and prayers to Chrissy Metz!

I used to buy these when I was employed (for the office). They used to have a great carrot cake with apricot filling and cream cheese frosting.

yummy

A piece of cake sounds good right now. With coffee.

Yes, Op failed. Headline should read something like: COSTCO CUTS CHEAP CAKE, FAT WHORES RIOT!!

They also have not beem making any combo pizzas since the start of the pandemic!

This fatty needs some veggies on his pizza!

So you just buy three round cakes.

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

BJ's sheet cakes are really good also

Sheets cakes are so lower middle class

Not to worry, fatties, they'll be back post Rona.

What the fuck is a sheet cake? Just a big ugly cake?

I love a bit a cake!

I've never tasted a good sheet cake. But I don't think I've tried a cosco not that I would know.

Upper-crust thread.

I’ve only ever tasted their carrot cake version of the sheet cake because one of my friends used to get it for her birthdays every year. I’m snobby when it comes to what goes into my mouth (pun intended), but their carrot cake was absolutely fantastic.

Now I want cake and ice cream.

A sheet cake is a rectangular cake with a flat surface, no?

R29 fuck if I know. I’ve never been subjected to one.

Not in Canada! Fat bitches rejoice!

😷[bold] Just Give Me The Fucking Cake And No One Will Get Hurt.

Another reason to emigrate to Canada... but we will never let you in. We could put up with a lot but we are not sharing what little sheet cake there is.

A half sheet has 48 pieces in it? How big is a whole sheet? 5 ft long?

They're still selling 10" rounds. Which is easier to fit on your plate at breakfast anyway.

Sheet cake is the new toilet paper.

As sheet cakes go, they are pretty good.

Nothing like a roll in the sheets.

Nothing like a roll in the sheets with frosting.

Fixed it for ya, r38.

Bless.

So let me get this straight. They are saying that they won't bake the sheet cakes anymore due to the corona virus. But that small 10" cakes will "resonate" better with customers. That doesn't make any sense.

There is obviously a decrease in demand for party sized cakes. Supply and demand.

They still sell the mini lemon bites cakes. Made with Myers lemons they are like petit fours. Incredibly moist. They are great.

Hey, OP?

We knew an hour before you posted this, YOU FAT WHORE.

Those 10" are bite sized, really.

R45, but they fit better in my snack purse.

This is a good time to pick up a box of Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines and bake a cake. Buy an extra can of frosting, too.

You can never have too much frosting or too much chocolate.

Or too much CA$H !

Have fun, future bakers of America !

Canned frosting is grotesque. Just make your own buttercream lazy fucks-it only has 3 fucking ingredients.

Does Costco doing away with these cakes have anything to do with the virus?

I've never had one but they look good. Still, I live alone. What on earth would I do with such a huge cake. It would be stale or moldy as hell by the the time I even got to the 4th piece. I can't eat a lot of sweets at once. I get sick to my stomach. I doubt they would freeze well. The frosting would be messed up.

Please, R49, tell us all about your life. Please.

I, too, desperately need to know what keeps r49 so occupied that he had cannot block out time for cake?! And cake freezes fine!

It's SHEET cake for God's sake.

I hate that I'm always attracted to cunts with R50's attitude.

Call me, R52. You'll sense my eyes rolling with every word you say.

[quote]Does Costco doing away with these cakes have anything to do with the virus?

It's only been mentioned five or six times-- there is NO MARKET for these cakes because few people are hosting large gatherings during the pandemic. OK?

This will go to 600

The food ones always do

R55 knew this was coming and has stocked her garage deep freeze with all of the Costco sheetcakes in a 3 county area.

How dare they make me wear a mask, take away my sheet cake.. I’m American, I have rights!

[quote] Not in Canada! Fat bitches rejoice!

Coincidentally Costco has them on display right next to their pot dispensary.

I am a food snob who makes and sells high-end cakes. (A two-layer, 8" cake goes for $50-$75 -And I do a couple that top $100.) Organic ingredients aren't cheap...

When people can't afford my cakes I send them to Costco. Those sheet cakes are actually decent -way beyond the quality of any grocery store and most local bakeries. Butter is involved. And the price can't be beat. I hope Costco is eventually able to bring them back.

[quote](A two-layer, 8" cake goes for $50-$75 -And I do a couple that top $100.)

Geez, at those prices, I hope you throw in sex.

Is it real butter cream?

R59, are you in NYC and are you open? I would buy. I love high quality pastries.

This one time at band camp... when I cooked for a mission in buttfuck Illinois, I’d receive messed up sheetcakes (they slid or were lopsided - always sweaty) that I’d dump into a clear plastic container. Using an ice cream scoop, I could give everyone enough sugar and lard to keep even the heavy heroin users happy.

[quote]buttfuck Illinois,

I just looked on goo gle maps. I couldn't find this. Are you sure you didn't mean Asslick, Indiana?

Why discontinue cakes? I would assume that Costcrap customers buy tons of those fatty cakes.

We are returning to hermetically sealed single serving foods.

You can short stock in any bufet-style restaurant holding company. You will not serve yourself at any buffet. That goes for salad bars, too so twice around the garden one last time.

[quote]It's only been mentioned five or six times-- there is NO MARKET for these cakes because few people are hosting large gatherings during the pandemic. OK?

Girl, I intend to eat that whole cake by MYSELF! That's why it doesn't make any sense to discontinue these cakes. Lots of people also buy the cakes for just 2 or 3 people. Not everybody buying one is having a large gathering.

And no, I'm not fat. I just like to treat myself every once in awhile. What else do I have to enjoy right now except food?

Then buy more than one smaller cake. They're only discontinuing the HUGE sheet cakes.

[Quote]This one time at band camp... when I cooked for a mission in buttfuck Illinois,

Excuse me, Miss. are you the Mormon mademoiselle who tasted Dame Julie's snatch cak?

All i want is sheet cake now with some ice cream on top. Maybe mint chocolate chip. I've read every post like salivating,

The fatties still have walmart.

R70 = Fat F**k

[quote]Asslick, Indiana

Home!

Everyday is a sad day when you’re fat.

[quote] Is it real butter cream?

R61, I'd say no. I used to live near a nice bakery in San Francisco. My favorite thing to eat there was a layered cake with buttercream between the layers. The mouthfeel (sorry) of that buttercream was amazing, it did feel like cold butter in your mouth.

The Costco "buttercream" frosting is not like what I described. The Costco "buttercream" frosting is similar to the Duncan Hines frosting in the plastic tub (which I like).

What if you are thin, binge a sheet cake, and then work out obsessively? You don't have to necessarily be a fattie to eat like one.

The Costco sheet cakes (chocolate or white) were office party staples at my old job. My friends and family would not bring / serve the Costco sheet cakes at any get-together.

I agree with the poster(s) above that the working from home and prohibitions against large get-togethers has affected sheet cake sales.

Costco pizza ... That was another office party staple at my old job. Not sure why people like that "combo" pizza with the fucking green bell peppers and white onions.

Speaking of pizza I would put a whole pizza on top of the cake. It’s great for breakfast.

All Reddit reports indicate that the smaller cakes have a different frosting and taste different ... they are not just the larger cakes made into a smaller form ...

r51

My mother would say, "Save room for the birthday cake." Like anyone ever DOES NOT have room for birthday cake

I can't eat dessert anymore when I eat out. And I don't stuff my face. Can stomachs shrink?

I love me some cake but I haven’t had any since early March. Quit sugar around then.