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Let's be a home shopping channel

I'm the designer whose stuff is going on Clearance. I'm so humiliated. I will not appear on camera.

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by Anonymousreply 5215 hours ago

I'm the 5000 different styles of leggings available for the overweight fraus who buy from us

by Anonymousreply 106/25/2020

I’m the Joan Rivers jewelry collection. We still sell it even though the bitch is dead.

by Anonymousreply 206/25/2020

I'm the one person who buys an XXS top who is amazed when the XXL size is the first to sell out.

by Anonymousreply 306/25/2020

I'm the slowly encroaching obsolescence.

by Anonymousreply 406/25/2020

I'm the blouse that hides all your flaws.

by Anonymousreply 506/27/2020

I'm Brett Chukerman's buttplug.

by Anonymousreply 606/27/2020

I'm the depression driving a lot of purchases.

by Anonymousreply 706/27/2020

I'm Lisa Rinna telling the viewers they are all racist honkey running dogs of capitalism, and to hurry to buy my latest faux leather miniskirts.

by Anonymousreply 806/27/2020

I'm HSN's Shannon Smith's Vodka/Ativan fueled mindless cackling at pretty much everything.....

by Anonymousreply 906/27/2020

I'm the Boyfriend Blazhhher!

by Anonymousreply 1006/27/2020

I'm Terri Conn-Peck. I make no secret of the fact that I hate my job, and feel it's beneath me. I say things in interviews like, "You do what you've got to do."

Fucking Austin is awesome, though, LOL! So, whatevs.

by Anonymousreply 1106/27/2020

I'm Lori Goldstein.

You're all suckers.

by Anonymousreply 1206/27/2020

I'm the Quacker Factory

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by Anonymousreply 1306/27/2020

I'm the quacks a frau makes whenever she spies another frau sporting a sweater made from the Quacker Factory.

by Anonymousreply 1406/27/2020

I’m sweaters, sweatshirts, blouses etc. only embellished (or embroidered) on the front, to cut costs.

The back of the garment’s always jarringly sad.

by Anonymousreply 1506/27/2020

I am the customer service representative, I am trying my best to inform you the new credit card number you just gave to me was rejected AGAIN!

by Anonymousreply 1606/27/2020

I'm a retro moment of gypsy whatever

by Anonymousreply 1706/27/2020

Do you mean 'Boho chic', #17?

by Anonymousreply 1806/27/2020

probably!

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by Anonymousreply 1906/27/2020

I'm David Venable's happy dance.

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by Anonymousreply 2006/28/2020

I am the "Brazil"-esque stretched face of the 60-something cosmetics company founder and president.

by Anonymousreply 2106/28/2020

I'm Candy Spelling. I'll take a dozen of each item, thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 2206/28/2020

I'm China, and we thank you for all the business.

by Anonymousreply 2306/28/2020

I am Suzanne Somers, I've been featured on every major shopping channel and even some of the lesser known channels over the years. I am a world renown authority on a multitude of subjects: alcoholism, menopause, cancer, sex, skin care, makeup, fashion with a special emphasis on ponchos, diet, cooking, artificial sweeteners, exercise equipment. You name it, I sell it.

by Anonymousreply 2406/28/2020

I'm the latest organic miracle element (argon oil, minerals, fill in the blanks) in the foundation the former model/actress "developed" after travelling the world and marvelling at the incredible complexions of 120 year old women. Having discovered and brought back their secret and incorporated it into the miracle formula (which contains all the chemicals and stablisers that every other foundation does), the new breed of 30 year old CEOs is going to make tens of millions of dollars, more than she'd ever make in show biz, after which she will sell the company to a bigger name and retire at 40 to a house in Tuscany and let herself go physically.

by Anonymousreply 2506/28/2020

I'm the ancient food editors of Ladies Home Journal, watching incredulously as those old recipes that I instantly recognise from the 1950s are presented as something new and fresh by the food shows on QVC and HSN.

by Anonymousreply 2606/28/2020

"Hi Georgia."

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by Anonymousreply 2706/28/2020

R27, thank you so much, honey. You're my mentor, too. (4:25 mark)

by Anonymousreply 2806/28/2020

I'm the jewellery being touted as a great buy when in fact it's really pretty much retail value and for what you're paying you could get yourself something bigger, better, yet less expensive on Ebay only without paying tax AND often with free shipping.

(Hey, go fuck yourself, poster!)

by Anonymousreply 29Last Monday at 4:56 AM

I'm the XXXL polyester ass-covering "chemise" that's only available in coral now.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 5:29 AM

I can't believe it took 26 posts before someone *finally* posted the Liza clip. You bitches are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 6:29 AM

I’m the frau who thinks David Venable is still looking for the right girl.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 6:34 AM

I'm Dan Wheeler's right hand.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 6:39 AM

Sorry, here's the clip

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by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 6:40 AM

I'm the former local television weather personality turned shopping channel diva. I'm a man of a certain age. Once attractive, I've made a career of my flaming homosexuality flying just below the radar of the stay-at-home moms and meemaw's who've watched me for years, dropping hints of not yet finding "the right girl" while also signaling campy quips to my fellow-network-employed hags and any random gay who may be watching me, by saying things like "Maarrrry!" and such. I'm an absolute card! I am adored! (or so I believe). NOBODY knows my hair is colored with black shoe polish because it looks totally natural.

And why not? I shill by fucking titts off for this joint. Have you seen the way I werk to sell plastic plates and Chinese made, pulpwood furniture items to the lemmings who adore me? I could literally sell a combination ice-maker/air conditioner to every housewife in Siberia... IN FEBRUARY! And I could sell it in a variety of colors, (Hurry! Cinnamon and Springtime Lavender hues are running low and we only have 100 left!).

My dressing room makes Mariah Carey's look like a HUD-subsidized mobile home.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 6:48 AM

I’m Christmas in July.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 7:05 AM

Hi everyone! It's me, Tori!

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by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 9:31 AM

[quote]TORI: They all mix so well together...and I did that on purpose."

No - REALLY??

[italic]Game changer!

by Anonymousreply 38Last Tuesday at 7:47 AM

I'm goldique.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 5:31 PM

I'm Lulu.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 5:43 PM

I'm the Aussie who draws lines with a marker on the model's foot to show where her shoes should really be supporting her feet but aren't, but where my (vastly overpriced) brand of earth shoe will. I do this several times a year on this channel, and the script hasn't changed one bit as I pull out my marker.

by Anonymousreply 41Yesterday at 5:20 AM

I'm the twice yearly 24 hours of: silver jewellery; gold jewellery; gemstone jewellery.

You have no idea how exhausting it is. Jerry Lewis's annual Labor Day MS Marathon is nothing to it.

by Anonymousreply 42Yesterday at 5:23 AM

I'm Lisa Rinna hanging out in the hallway with my dusters hoping to get on.

by Anonymousreply 43Yesterday at 6:02 AM

I'm 'Boho', a vague term that lets fraus flirt with being a fun, downtown hippie anarchist flowerchild thing- without the hairy armpits!

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by Anonymousreply 44Yesterday at 6:40 AM

I just sewed your $69.00 dress together, which is more than I make in a month.

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by Anonymousreply 45Yesterday at 6:46 AM

[quote]You have no idea how exhausting it is. Jerry Lewis's annual Labor Day MS Marathon is nothing to it.

Jerry's telethon was for Muscular Dystrophy, not MS.

by Anonymousreply 46Yesterday at 1:44 PM

I’m the denim jacket that’s too short and too tight on everyone. I come in a bunch of different colors and make your hips look huuuuuge! But I do cover up your arms.

by Anonymousreply 47Yesterday at 1:55 PM

I'm a gorgeous Tiffany Lamp!

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by Anonymousreply 48Yesterday at 2:00 PM

R46 - Right - Muscular Dystrophy not MS. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 4919 hours ago

I'm 24 hours devoted to cheesy fishermen's sweaters, shamrock jewellery, Celtic crosses, and Belleek-ware on St. Patrick's Day.

by Anonymousreply 5019 hours ago

I'm Issac Mizzrahi -I used to make 10,000 designer gowns for supermodels, now I make polyester jumpers for fat women named Karen.

by Anonymousreply 5119 hours ago

rose, lapis, mustard - -

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by Anonymousreply 5215 hours ago
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