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Ron Jeremy's dick

Would you suck it?

Would you suck it if you didn't have to endure the Hedgehog's sweaty, hairy body that's gotta smell like cheese ?

by Anonymousreply 41June 27, 2020 7:41 PM

With your mouth. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2020 9:41 PM

As young architect in Slovenia I was teached very important law: if money is right money, then suck away!

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by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2020 9:42 PM

Many people has said he stinks. He often shows up in dirty clothes at events too.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2020 9:57 PM

Filthy one again, especially his crotch area.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2020 10:00 PM

He's a pig...disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2020 10:02 PM

I wouldn’t suck him with YOUR mouth, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2020 10:06 PM

This is tough for me....I love sucking cock. I guess I would just focusing on the dick/balls and not the rest of him.

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2020 10:08 PM

Forget the clothes, check out his SHOES

by Anonymousreply 8June 25, 2020 12:20 AM

YES!

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by Anonymousreply 9June 25, 2020 12:30 AM

A more interesting question would be would you rim Ron Jeremy?

by Anonymousreply 10June 25, 2020 4:40 PM

R10 YES

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2020 5:16 PM

I wouldn't touch his pole with a ten foot dick.

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2020 5:28 PM

Those filthy ass CROCS!

by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2020 5:33 PM

I snapped a pic of him at the LA airport. He picked up all of his many bags (not luggage) and huffed and puffed out of the area.

by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2020 5:38 PM

Trans people are 3 times less likely.

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2020 5:42 PM

R9 Oh my, that is a big one. Too bad it’s attached to such a hideous douche bag.

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2020 5:53 PM

R10 Absolutely no fuck’n way. That is most definitely a permanent hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 17June 25, 2020 5:55 PM

R14 Garbage bags literally. He's too damn cheap to buy suitcases or anything like that.

by Anonymousreply 18June 25, 2020 6:03 PM

If you were really grossed out about it you wouldn't be here posting and pondering.

by Anonymousreply 19June 25, 2020 7:26 PM

YA NASTY, JUST NASTY.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 25, 2020 7:31 PM

Post a thread and call it "Ginger Lynn's Vagina" and see how much time you spend on something that actually grosses you out.

by Anonymousreply 21June 25, 2020 7:36 PM

He's sort of attractive in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 22June 25, 2020 7:52 PM

I remember reading long ago that when he was young and working in porn his schvanztucker was so long that some porn slags refused to work with him because he hurt them with it.

by Anonymousreply 23June 25, 2020 8:05 PM

Jus hiw big is it r23

by Anonymousreply 24June 25, 2020 8:37 PM

When he was much younger and still handsome, yes, today, hell no

by Anonymousreply 25June 25, 2020 8:43 PM

R21 Funny you mentioned her. She claimed Ron raped her back in the 80s when they were in Hawaii shooting a movie.

by Anonymousreply 26June 25, 2020 8:50 PM

Only through a gloryhole if I had no idea it was him.

by Anonymousreply 27June 25, 2020 8:58 PM

He’s a slob and has the personality of Ratso Rizzo.

by Anonymousreply 28June 25, 2020 9:00 PM
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by Anonymousreply 29June 25, 2020 9:21 PM

Chubby chaser thread!

by Anonymousreply 30June 25, 2020 9:28 PM

He's 5'6"

by Anonymousreply 31June 25, 2020 9:31 PM

When he was on that reality show with Tammy Faye Baker he made some sex comment in front of her one day. She shut that bitch down right quick.

by Anonymousreply 32June 25, 2020 10:00 PM

The question should be, would you let that dick fuck you ?

by Anonymousreply 33June 27, 2020 8:56 AM

R33 And my answer is yes. The man is pig ugly but he knows how to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 34June 27, 2020 9:03 AM

I can confirm what r3 says is true. Serious BO and just generally greasy/dirty.

by Anonymousreply 35June 27, 2020 9:07 AM

Just the thought of it makes me puke virulently!

by Anonymousreply 36June 27, 2020 9:13 AM

No, if attached to the right man I'll do all fucking sorts. If not—and Ron Jeremy is so very solidly in that "not" category—then the dick doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 37June 27, 2020 9:31 AM

I encountered Ron Jeremy in a Portland sex club. I was fucking my wife when he entered our room and took the empty bed. He laid down and writhed and struggled getting off his sweat pants. Then a skinny teeny girl tried to blow him. He had trouble getting hard and used his fist as a cock ring. I lost my boner and took my wife the hell outta there.

by Anonymousreply 38June 27, 2020 10:19 AM

R38 I would too if I got a smaller dick

by Anonymousreply 39June 27, 2020 3:47 PM

R36 then you would not have clicked on and read through the thread

by Anonymousreply 40June 27, 2020 7:40 PM

R38 Sure, Jan

by Anonymousreply 41June 27, 2020 7:41 PM
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