Would you suck it?
Would you suck it if you didn't have to endure the Hedgehog's sweaty, hairy body that's gotta smell like cheese ?
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Would you suck it?
Would you suck it if you didn't have to endure the Hedgehog's sweaty, hairy body that's gotta smell like cheese ?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 27, 2020 7:41 PM |
With your mouth. Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 24, 2020 9:41 PM |
As young architect in Slovenia I was teached very important law: if money is right money, then suck away!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 24, 2020 9:42 PM |
Many people has said he stinks. He often shows up in dirty clothes at events too.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 24, 2020 9:57 PM |
He's a pig...disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 24, 2020 10:02 PM |
I wouldn’t suck him with YOUR mouth, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 24, 2020 10:06 PM |
This is tough for me....I love sucking cock. I guess I would just focusing on the dick/balls and not the rest of him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 24, 2020 10:08 PM |
Forget the clothes, check out his SHOES
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2020 12:20 AM |
A more interesting question would be would you rim Ron Jeremy?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2020 4:40 PM |
R10 YES
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2020 5:16 PM |
I wouldn't touch his pole with a ten foot dick.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2020 5:28 PM |
Those filthy ass CROCS!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2020 5:33 PM |
I snapped a pic of him at the LA airport. He picked up all of his many bags (not luggage) and huffed and puffed out of the area.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2020 5:38 PM |
Trans people are 3 times less likely.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2020 5:42 PM |
R9 Oh my, that is a big one. Too bad it’s attached to such a hideous douche bag.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2020 5:53 PM |
R10 Absolutely no fuck’n way. That is most definitely a permanent hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2020 5:55 PM |
R14 Garbage bags literally. He's too damn cheap to buy suitcases or anything like that.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2020 6:03 PM |
If you were really grossed out about it you wouldn't be here posting and pondering.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2020 7:26 PM |
Post a thread and call it "Ginger Lynn's Vagina" and see how much time you spend on something that actually grosses you out.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2020 7:36 PM |
I remember reading long ago that when he was young and working in porn his schvanztucker was so long that some porn slags refused to work with him because he hurt them with it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2020 8:05 PM |
Jus hiw big is it r23
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2020 8:37 PM |
When he was much younger and still handsome, yes, today, hell no
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2020 8:43 PM |
R21 Funny you mentioned her. She claimed Ron raped her back in the 80s when they were in Hawaii shooting a movie.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2020 8:50 PM |
Only through a gloryhole if I had no idea it was him.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2020 8:58 PM |
He’s a slob and has the personality of Ratso Rizzo.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2020 9:00 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2020 9:21 PM |
Chubby chaser thread!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2020 9:28 PM |
He's 5'6"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2020 9:31 PM |
When he was on that reality show with Tammy Faye Baker he made some sex comment in front of her one day. She shut that bitch down right quick.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2020 10:00 PM |
The question should be, would you let that dick fuck you ?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 27, 2020 8:56 AM |
R33 And my answer is yes. The man is pig ugly but he knows how to fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 27, 2020 9:03 AM |
I can confirm what r3 says is true. Serious BO and just generally greasy/dirty.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 27, 2020 9:07 AM |
Just the thought of it makes me puke virulently!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 27, 2020 9:13 AM |
No, if attached to the right man I'll do all fucking sorts. If not—and Ron Jeremy is so very solidly in that "not" category—then the dick doesn't matter.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 27, 2020 9:31 AM |
I encountered Ron Jeremy in a Portland sex club. I was fucking my wife when he entered our room and took the empty bed. He laid down and writhed and struggled getting off his sweat pants. Then a skinny teeny girl tried to blow him. He had trouble getting hard and used his fist as a cock ring. I lost my boner and took my wife the hell outta there.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 27, 2020 10:19 AM |
R38 I would too if I got a smaller dick
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 27, 2020 3:47 PM |
R36 then you would not have clicked on and read through the thread
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 27, 2020 7:40 PM |
R38 Sure, Jan
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