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I just ate a whole loaf of Raisin Bread

I meant to have just one slice... but I just kept going. It was good.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 30, 2020 8:54 AM

You type fat, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2020 10:37 PM

Toasted with cream cheese?

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2020 10:38 PM

I've done this before, too, OP. I had to quit buying it for that very reason.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2020 10:39 PM

I do the same thing OP. And to make it worse, I slather it with butter. I think they bake cocaine into it.

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2020 10:43 PM

It's good for you, so don't fret.

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2020 10:47 PM

OP, you just described my childhood and my addiction to raisin bread. I used to spread a ton of butter like r4...even better put in the toaster... Now I want to buy a loaf. My brand was Pepperidge Farm...

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by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2020 10:50 PM

I hate you all for bringing up one of my repressed fat person fantasies.. I've been thin for decades, but he's in here, and you've woken him up. Fatty wants 2 loaves now.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2020 10:54 PM

[quote] I think they bake cocaine into it.

There is something addictive about it. It's the only food I do this with.

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2020 10:57 PM

The only food? Fuck! I have a whole list that I go ape shit over. I refrain from buying from that list and avoid it.

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2020 11:01 PM

Ben, we’ve talked about what leads to adult onset carb face!

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2020 11:07 PM

...but why?

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2020 11:11 PM

Raisin bread is highly underrated these days.

by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2020 11:12 PM

It’s only edible toasted with butter

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2020 11:21 PM

It makes great bread pudding too. Just let it dry out.

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2020 11:24 PM

Oh, I remember when granny and I would sit and eat raisin bread by the hearth after taking the carriage back from Sylertown. Back then, 47% of the raisins were dead flies. Granny and I would play a game to see who could get the most flies stuck in their teeth.

Thanks for evoking that lovely memory.

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2020 11:35 PM

R7 again, typing with greasy finger from the Irish butter I slathered on the toast. I really hate you, OP. It was so delicious, but I must have gained some self-control, but I did have 4 pieces, including both of the ends, which are my favorite.

Ohhhh, the caramelized raisins that turn to jam, and the golden pools of melted butter in the crannies where the raisins were.

by Anonymousreply 16June 23, 2020 2:20 AM

Shameless product shilling.

by Anonymousreply 17June 23, 2020 2:36 AM

yasssss THE ENDS r16!

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by Anonymousreply 18June 23, 2020 2:36 AM

R7 I feel like that is all I have done to get through this damn pandemic. Eat delicious things and lots of it. I give myself permission by saying, "it's a pandemic, whatever it takes to get you through is fine". I reached a new level yesterday when discovered that Cutwater Mai Tais in a can are not bad all. Who the fuck drinks Mai Tais much less from a can? Apparently, I do.

by Anonymousreply 19June 23, 2020 4:53 AM

I would eat a whole loaf of it if it came with frosting.

by Anonymousreply 20June 23, 2020 7:17 AM

After spreading butter on the toast, add some honey and cinnamon too! Sinful!

by Anonymousreply 21June 23, 2020 8:49 AM

R19, I had never heard of Mai Tais in a can; I have never enjoyed Mai Tais; now all I want is a Mai Tai in a can!

by Anonymousreply 22June 23, 2020 9:00 AM

Nummies!

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by Anonymousreply 23June 23, 2020 10:50 AM

r7 reporting I tried to eat just 2 pieces for breakfast, ate 2 more, and one more. I am now thinking about baking today, I have cinnamon and raisins.

I feel like my partner will be performing this scene from the Simpsons, except, instead of fishing, he's going to have to break down over my baking. Thanks DL, he likes me a little fat, so maybe it will all work out.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 23, 2020 4:33 PM

I almost bought a loaf this evening while waiting for my cold cuts in the Italian butcher. Damn you, OP. Never in a million years would I have thought of buying a loaf. I haven't had a slice since I was about 10. I resisted the temptation and focused on the hot counter guys.

by Anonymousreply 25June 23, 2020 10:03 PM

My grandmother loves Raisin bread. She always has whoever's doing her grocery shopping buy her two loafs.

I think I might start buying some for myself.

by Anonymousreply 26June 24, 2020 12:22 AM

Yet, Op

by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2020 3:10 AM

toasted and slathered with apple butter or used to make grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2020 3:14 AM

I loved this stuff as a kid. With butter, with cream cheese, with or without cinnamon sugar sprinkled atop ...

I'm too afraid to buy it as an adult, because I would go hog-wild.

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2020 3:20 AM

Another week, another food gorging, fat ho.

It's getting repetitive now though.

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2020 3:30 AM

Get your ass to the nearest fat farm...ASAP!

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2020 3:33 AM

OP, etc...I gave in when I was in Walmart buying Brasso to clean an old candelabrum (probably the gayest, most budget-friendly statement ever), and I went over to look at the Sun-Maid Raisin Bread. There wasn't even a price for it on the shelf, but I bought it for kicks. $3.48, and I'll save it for later. By "later," around 2AM when I'm rewatching 'Dallas' on Amazon Prime and will most likely devour the whole loaf. Perhaps this is a rite of passage for DL members?

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2020 3:35 AM

Id rather have this than a proper dessert

by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2020 3:36 AM

Raisin bread grilled cheese ❤️ would be the death of me!

by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2020 3:38 AM

May I save you from this death?

by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2020 4:48 AM

It’s seems like it’s a very grandma food. My grandmother was the one who introduced it to me and always had it around

by Anonymousreply 36June 24, 2020 4:50 AM

The holy grail of raisin breads, Panettone, is the only thing more addictive.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 24, 2020 4:55 AM

Ok, now we’re talking R27 the rest of you can keep your raisin bread. Panettone toasted and slathered with butter is SO much better.

by Anonymousreply 38June 24, 2020 5:18 AM

OP - I saw this at the grocery store yesterday and had to buy it after reading your thread. Thanks for the extra calories, you fat bitch! ❤️

by Anonymousreply 39June 24, 2020 5:32 PM

Raisin Bread toast and butter...a couple pieces is NEVER enough. Even the crusts are great!

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2020 6:28 PM

Oh my god I haven’t thought about raisin bread in years, and now I desperately want some. My mother made delicious raisin bread, with a confectioners sugar glaze. Served warm with fresh butter, so good....

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2020 9:28 PM

OP, my undying respect.

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2020 9:39 PM

It's one of those "everything comes in a single-serving container" foods.

by Anonymousreply 43June 24, 2020 9:42 PM

I do not gain weight eating 1 or 2 slices a day of this organic raisin bread available in most grocery stores. It makes amazing toast, even if frozen.

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by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2020 10:20 PM

R37 = Thread Hijacker! This thread is about, and only about. Raisin Bread. Start your own damn panettone thread!! FF!

by Anonymousreply 45June 25, 2020 2:10 AM

I ate a bunch of golden raisins because of this stupid thread today.

by Anonymousreply 46June 25, 2020 2:21 AM

Raisin bread French toast is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 47July 30, 2020 3:54 AM

If you toast it and dump butter on it, it's amazing.

by Anonymousreply 48July 30, 2020 3:59 AM

PBJ on warm raisin bread toast

Grilled cheese on raisin bread

Turkey with cranberry mayonnaise on raisin bread

by Anonymousreply 49July 30, 2020 4:03 AM

YOLO, girl.

by Anonymousreply 50July 30, 2020 4:27 AM

BREAD!!!

by Anonymousreply 51July 30, 2020 4:58 AM

[quote] OP, etc...I gave in when I was in Walmart buying Brasso to clean an old candelabrum (probably the gayest, most budget-friendly statement ever), and I went over to look at the Sun-Maid Raisin Bread. There wasn't even a price for it on the shelf, but I bought it for kicks. $3.48, and I'll save it for later. By "later," around 2AM when I'm rewatching 'Dallas' on Amazon Prime and will most likely devour the whole loaf. Perhaps this is a rite of passage for DL members?

R32, that is one of the most DL posts, ever. This is why I love DL.

by Anonymousreply 52July 30, 2020 5:31 AM

If I get a bad craving like that, I buy a couple of raisin bagels from the bakery area of my local supermarket. (Those suckers are huge, so one or two is enough.) I also buy the whipped Philadelphia cream cheese. I toast the bagel and spread the whipped cream cheese on top. Butter would also work. Hits the spot.

by Anonymousreply 53July 30, 2020 5:33 AM

Raisins ruin everything. You must be fat to eat a whole loaf. I could see eating a whole birthday cake or an entire slab of ribs as they am good eatin' but raisin bread? Yech. You probably eat everyone's left over Christmas fruitcake too.

by Anonymousreply 54July 30, 2020 8:54 AM
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