When will The Real Housewives of Melbourne come back?

SNEP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Your life is a DICK OF CARDS!!! Enjoy your DICK OF CARDS!!!!

And I will see YOU at the Libbidy Bell Day Spa!

OP, January 2021 is the latest.

In America I won't be able to find a way to watch until late 2021 or 2022!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

Why Bravo hasn't aired the seasons they never aired in the US is beyond me. They're obviously short of programs to run. Run RHOM!!!

I'm sitting here in my pretty dress and none of you have said anything.

Petit Flower, you little pocket rocket!

Why should you care, asshole?

You just turn on the bitch switch, right, dear?

-Geener

Pettifleur, you're a treasure.

R4- They didn't do well.

I am as American as they come, and loved every minute.

Since the 2nd season I have watched every bootlegged copy online I could find!

Just bought the first 3 seasons on DVD!

And let me say, that Sydney was a dumpster fire of the HIGHEST order- THE BEST!!!!! Its the Australian version of POTOMAC!!!!!! But WORSE!!!!!!!!!

Thanks everyone. I'm depressed about this but reading the bitchery is helping a little. So fucking pissed I can't find it streaming somewhere. I have an itch that only Melbourne can scratch!

I went to a wedding officiated by Gina and while it didn't mean anything in my day-to-day life, it was the high point of my DL life. She came early and left late, and spent most of her time with her phone out, showing people pictures of her dogs.

r10 MORE! Feed my beast please. What was she wearing? How did she look? How long ago was this? Is she a cunt in real life in a good way, a cunt in real life in a bad way? Nice in a real way? Nice in a fake way. Did she eat or just push shit around on her plate? Drink? You can make shit up too if you want, I'm bored out of my skull and when that happens I get a wee bit fixated AS YOU CAN SEE.

“Good luck with your deck a cards!!”

R10, gives me FUCKING LIFE. I like Gina!!!!

YAS R12!!!!!!!!!!! That's it, bitch! Season 1 almost seems QUAINT!!!!!!!!!

I did not enjoy Gina's LIES in regards to Sally in the last season. It was despicable. I Love Gina, but she and Lydia were ASSHOLES!

Gina was UNHINGED in the latest season.

How many seasons have there been of RHOM?

R15- I expected her to be AXED thanks to Australia being so BORING in regards to Reality TV. That Arena network sounds like a bunch of PUSSIES.

My Gina was a CUNT in the last season, and literally lied about Sallie, And Lydia was her accomplice.

I truly expected Giner to be GONE. I am deeply happy that she will return, but kind of sad that Sallie's character assassination will not be rectified.

R16- I think 5???

But that's only since 2013/2014!!!!!!!!!

R16 4 seasons

R19, for real???? Wow. I thought it was 5!

Cuntrona fucks everything up. The upcoming season is 5 but filming is halted for now:

On 18 March 2020, Foxtel has announced that filming for season 5 had temporarily been paused due to the Corona Virus. In a statement released by Foxtel and Matchbox Pictures, “The Health and Safety of our cast and crew is our top priority”.

On 11 June 2020, it was confirmed by cast member Janet Roach that filming for season 5 was to resume in July, however she announced that Foxtel had decided to push the filming dates back to January 2021

shhhhhhh

Jesus. Its worse than I remembered

I will not see these wonderful bitches for 18 months, minimum in America. its like 2.5 % of my lifespan!!!!!!!!

Janet! Chykah! Lidia! I miss these Sheilas of Toorak on my Bravo TV!

I’m a huge fan too! It’s so hard to find in the U.S. but I’ve been thinking it would be the perfect quarantine treat to watch!

This is going to be disappointing but she wasn't a cunt at all. I know that she asked in advance whether they wanted her to be over the top or more natural. Since there were heaps of elderly relatives who probably never dreamed they'd be going to a gay wedding, it was decided that she'd be more subdued and that she could go a bit crazier in terms of appearance. I want to say that she even asked if wearing perfume was okay but I may be imagining that? In any case it came across like she was willing to give the couple the exact Gina they wanted.

She wore (this was during the day mind you) a sparkly gold beaded gown with a sheer panel that went down to her waist, massive wig, massive jewellery, and massive cleavage.

I didn't see her eat anything and she wasn't drinking, but I did see one funny thing before the wedding started. She was telling someone that she had done her own makeup before she left, but it had been over an hour and now it was time to put makeup on top of the makeup. She was laughing when she said it but later it did look like she had piled more on. I'm not sure how that was possible, because it was already THICK.

Her interaction with the guests didn't seem fake nicey-nice or anything like that. She was businesslike and aware that she had been hired for a reason, and thus she was very patient with the people who (in my opinion) went overboard asking for photos or for her to make phone calls. Her attitude then was more, 'I'm here to work, so I'm going to make sure everyone gets what they want'. But when she was just chatting or looking at/showing dog photos she seemed perfectly natural.

r22 I fucking LOVE YOU

It IS R25- Trust me!

And if you can watch Sydney? GO FOR IT!- I don't care what Arena says- ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

r26 I'm glad she wasn't a cunt. Thank you for the deets!

R26- LOVE IT! Exactly what I think Gina really is- professional and does not want to disappoint her fans.

If you REALLY watch the show, underneath the "flash" she is actually VERY down to earth and REAL. Its hard to explain.

THANK YOU R22!

We could have a DL watch party now! I know I sound like a dork but I'm lonely...

Oh WInston. You are not alone.

RHOM RULES!!!!!!!!!!

I am surprised at how much I will miss Jackie (and Ben) I really love her and (them) as a couple.

Lydi-ot is useless but somehow so IMPORTANT- she is the Ramona of Melbourne!

Awww, thanks r32! I feel better already. Yes to what you said about Lydi-ot. Watching 1st episode of season 4. Her mother seems fun here. Re: death "Just throw me in the river". Their casual spread of charcuterie/nibblies--actually being eaten--*gasp!* is making me food-horny.

Speaking of death, That's pretty shitty only two of the girls.... Lyd and...a new one, Venus(?) showed up for Gina when her Dad died.

Gina's realtionship with her sweet Dad solidified that Gina is an okay gal- The tan and gowns are just artifice. She is quite down to earth, like I said above.... I like her..

It was a shame what she and Lydia did to Sally. Sally wasn't great TV, but she is a nice lady. Gina really lost it last season . However, last season is like 2-3 years ago.

I liked Lydia's mom too.... Lydia is BEAUTIFUL, and I kind of like her simple mind.

I wish Andrea had gone forward with her how-to book for working mums.

I thought I was the only one who missed this show! I think I saw 3 seasons in the US before they stopped showing?

I loved the show - can't believe it was low rating compared to some of Bravo's other shows. I mean - it's already made programming from Australia - it has to be cheap to show it in the US, right?

Gina is really a drag queen

Why did we only get 2 seasons? We need switch the bitch! Gina, Chika!

I've never watched any of the Housewives shows - how do the wives in Melbourne compare with those elsewhere?

R39 They're so much better than the US Housewives.

I miss Chyka and her very gay husband.

R40, better as in nicer or better as in worse?

I'm sure Melbourne is a wonderful city, but the premise of this show sounds a little 'Real Housewives of Cleveland" to me. Which happens to be a city that I personally think has wonderful things in it. But it's not exactly an international center of glamour.

R41 Yes, I love Chyka too! I follow her on Instagram to get my fix, but it’s not the same.

For me, Melbourne is a mix between Beverly Hills and that Miami franchise.

It never goes to low or too high- Its just RIGHT.

It is not a dumpster fire or as addictive as Potomac.

It is not as abrasive as New York.

Its very funny and I never feel gross after watching it. It's almost harmless. Its bitchy.

It's the Downton Abbey of Housewives.

Sorry, totally OT, but is Potomac really as good/addictive as r44 finds it to be? I've never seen a single episode and could use something new to sink my fangs into.

There's a lot of sadness that permeates Potomac. If you're a fan of that, you'd love the show. But I find the marital strife and financial stress stuff depressing though Gizelle is sorta fun if more than a little boring since she doesn't really have a storyline.

Some Australian TV shows are starting to film again, the virus having been well suppressed everywhere - except, unfortunately, in Melbourne, where it's started spiking again.

I have never watched RHOM but I came across the deck of cards clip by accident today. I had no clue who the women are but 1 minute in I was fully on the side of the Italian girl with the eye makeup.

Gina is gold!

Imagine your life being so sad you watch this shit.

Bruce is NOT gay and I'm the dame who can prove it!

CHOINEEZ WHEESPAZ

[bold]You're an insignificant ass-hair.[/bold]

One of the girls - Andrea, actually - uh, she almost morphed into a man! She was so aggressive, like, her voice went “deeeeyp” and she told me that she despised me…

Libbidy Bell!

Shine shine shine everyone.

Gina is really a drag queen