Why Doesn't Melania EVER go to Trump's Rallies?

I assume she uses the free time, lowered White house security and Barrons comical height to loot the place like a drunken Mongol.

She's already checked out of the relationship. Dump is just too full of himself to notice. In fact, he'll probably even be dumb enough to be shocked when he's served divorce papers...as soon as the contract allows her to do so.

I don't really want to be near those obese, filthy mouth-breathers, do you?

She doesn't want to see him in full rally.

Donald has only ever been interested in a relationship with himself...and Ivanka.

She uses her free time to get some real dick.

Yup, r6. "Secret Service", indeed.

She doesn't want to get lice from the attendees

Beddin, I tell you three, mebbe fifteen timez, stop votcheenk ze Poornhoob in Oofal Orifice ven Deddy go speeching to rettneck!

She's getting gang banged by the secret service guys assigned to her.

All that slovenly applied makeup assaults her eyes.

Was she a high paid escort? Asking for a friend.

Barron needs the feeding and water. Plus I take him for walk. Is very important job for mother which loves son so much.

I bet she gets some of the choicest dick. Those SS can be fine.

[quote] SS

No he's only refounding that if he wins in November.

She's busy getting another facelift

The newly negotiated post-nup probably provides her a lot more money and freedom than the old one did.

Forgot to add - say what you will about her, she's a lot smarter and both she and Baron are going to end up a lot better off and much more comfortable than Marla and Tiffany.

She doesn't mix with the unwashed masses.

R18 - this is true about Eastern European women. They are smarter than our women in a way. I have noticed this from day one of living here. Maybe survival skills and living in a society where being a white woman doesn't automatically confer any special privilege so they don't feel so entitled. If I wasn't gay I would have much preferred to live with one of them than the women we have at home. Sadly, the gay men here are even more superficial and vain than in New York so there's that.

I see the right-wing MRA trolls have arrived. Most Eastern European women (and men) are extremely homophobic. I guess that equals "smart" to you

[quite] She's getting gang banged by the secret service guys assigned to her.

That makes two of us!

R21 - I wasn't referring to the Eastern European equivalent of the rednecks at Trump rallies and, tbh, I have experienced less homophobia at work and in the city than in "sophisticated" New York. In fact, you can be openly gay here in a corporate and city environment. That said the ONLY homophobia I have experienced came from a girl who walked away from the table when I sat down in the lunchroom. The other women turned to me and whispered "converts" and they explained that after 1989 "dementii baptisti" (Evangelicals) came and converted the "simple minded". And every woman I work with has asked me how on earth a country with such advanced technology and infrastructure can elect "idotu" (Trump). They said they understand how it could happen in a developing country like theirs but they ask...in a country that produced Bill Gates?

She can probably have sex with anyone she wants with her money. Assuming she still wants sex...which she may have had enough of at this menopausal age.

Going to rally with Donalt cost extra. Please to see pre-nupchool document.

She is only obligated to blow him once a month.

Otherwise she lived with her parents

Me and Beddin vutch and heckle from home comfort.

I assume everynight in bed as a "Trump rally" is enough Trump for her already.

They don't share the same bed, or even the same bedroom

He gave her a black eye.

R30 - I think it looks more like she is the one giving black eyes in that house.

Probably because he smells

Hey gheys! Vairst Leddy vill safe Empty day at rally! Furst, gif me ping pong ball!

All her wax will melt in the heat, and we'll find out that all that's underneath is Nancy Walker??

She's there, OP . Trump has her working the glory hole in the men's room.

R35 - no wonder she always looks so tired when they leave any place together. But seriously, can you imagine a Republican glory hole? Just ewwwwww

R30 is right about the entitlement part. I hate Ivanka's entitled, rich, phony baloney self preaching on Twitter, while I don't really hate Melania. I just see her as driven by money and not hiding it too much behind a fake smile.

Not in her contract.

All public appearances are negotiated between her lawyers and Trump's lawyers.

Her medication is not strong enough

R39 - I doubt she takes him seriously enough to need medication to cope. More like she medicates him. The 2ay I see her, one day she may "medicate" him really well.

[quote] she's a lot smarter and both she and Baron are going to end up a lot better off and much more comfortable than Marla and Tiffany

Marla and Tiffany may end up actually having a soul when all is said and done. Melania lost hers decades ago, and I doubt Barron will end up being anything but a spoiled psychopath.

I don't really know how "smart" it is to be a racist grifter whore just for cash. Greedy and manipulative, sure, but only a certain kind of person thinks that's "smart."

She has her own bedroom tucked away on the third floor of the WH residential area, even though there are much nicer spare bedrooms on the second floor, where the master bedroom that Trump uses is. However, she probably doesn't even use that bedroom much.

Barron has dual US-Slovenian citizenship.

Can you imagine how butt hurt the MAGAts would be if a Democrat's son had dual citizenship and spoke his immigrant mother's native language?

She's too busy fucking her pussy with Dolly Madison's antique vibrator.

She spends most her time with Barron at her parents' house in Potomac, which was purchased due to close proximity to Barron's school.

Rallies are Melania's chance to have a nice bubble bath and watch her favorite shows. It's her ME TIME.

It's not in the prenup.

she thinks Airforce 1 is too musty.

What R45 said.

All four of them (parents, whore and B) will be settled in Ljubljana by February 2021

The Melania Trump Junior Dancers perform to her official theme song.

I don't know if you've seen the news, but it appears that NOBODY goes to TRump rallies, so she's not alone.

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