I want to throw an Eyes Wide Shut party

[quote] what's the first thing I need?

Eyes.

A gullible audience.

Lots and lots of sluts.

Scientologists. And a married celebrity couple with absolutely no chemistry whatsoever.

COVID masks that fit over orgy masks.

A baronial estate in tip-top shape within 1 hour from Midtown.

A good script.

(And a little sex...)

Tom Cruise in black briefs

A lot of allusions to Baphomet apparently.

Homosexual blackmail on a big Hollywood Star.

Friends.

liposuction, and buttlift, a full Brazilian, bottles of Truvada and tadalafil

A clinical, aspies approach to sexuality. Devoid of feeling, convinced everything is transactional, no sense of erotica.

A ventilator but you won’t need that for probably two weeks after the party.

I still don't understand what the hell was going on in that movie

But why...

I don't even think I got through the whole movie. I was so bored.

Unfortunately, I hoped it would improve and watched it to the end.

I have the mask in the middle. Guess I'm halfway there.

A small dollop of Leelee Sobieski.

A better script and Tom Cruise showing frontally.

Pep pills, to keep people awake.

Ironclad NDA's.

(R18) you deserve some kind of prize. I'm sure Tom or Nicole have a Golden globe laying around. That they don't give a s*** about that you could have.

A lot of leggy naked models.

Female models with masks on that look exactly like Melania.

A catchy pass word.

Whores. Lots and lots of whores.

There's a conspiracy that Kubrick was murdered for making the film. Be careful, OP!

Lots and lots of air freshener!

A throbbing, 8” uncut cock.

A gifted but tedious director.

...and now I’m pondering the logistics of a social distancing compliant orgy. Mandatory masks mean that kissing and anything else oral is out. The “stay six feet apart” guideline would rule out just about any interactive sex stuff I can think of. Maybe foot jobs (with your heads at opposite ends) would be okay? At that rate, a Zoom virtual orgy might be more fun.

You'll want the guest list from The Alfalfa Club in Washington, DC. Held annually in January. It's the 'after party' - when the the wives are sent home - that is totally Eyes Wide Shut.

Canned laughter for the pretentious, overwrought and absurd spectacle.

Unless you bring in a real audience to laugh at it.

Shostakovitch's Jazz Waltz No.2.

Sidney Pollack’s hairy chest. Daddy!!!

You need a wonderfully handsome Navy man for that ethereal sex scene where Nicole gets some real cock for once.

[quote]what's the first thing I need?

A different theme.

[quote]A small dollop of Leelee Sobieski.

Just please make sure she doesn’t recite any poems.

[R32] and also a ruthless film editor.

a lot of weird and creepy hookers.

I'm the guy from Dharma and Greg

Must keep one eye shut, to make everything to make everything seem alright...

Millions of dollars, a mansion, some masks, capes.