Post a photo of your ideal nude man

Oh yes, he's very hot - I love it - good body, but not too overdone

Who is he?

He is hot, OP.

He's cute. He really is ideal. Reminds me of a fuck buddy I had once. Well groomed, handsome, great cock, and a body that looked like he worked out but didn't spend half his life at the gym.

I prefer a little more to love on on my guys

R5: I'm trying to categorize that body type. Not enough hair to be a bear, but a little full to be fit fat. HMMMM. Thick bro?

Oh, and what is up with those stairs? They aren't even finished!!!

I can't find a nude pic of Beto O'Rourke though...

It's hard to choose just one. Especially if you have a variety of 'types.'

This one would do for me!

Follow the bouncing cock.

Vintage 1970s hotness:

Let me try again:

Oh R9 yes - hot

This one will work:

Another one

Big and beefy

R9 very good choice

Too many possibilities! I don't have a specific type, so...

Dominic Santos is definitely one of them.

Another one.

Gay Redditor Ben Ambrose / impressivesecret

A last one.

Really? Let me go through my favorite yearbooks.

R7 Andrew Umphreak cums close to Beto.

Give me Orville Peck.

R23 OMG, whoever he is he does resemble Beto...

Max, verging on nude. Hitting "ideal" on the nose.

Czech porn actor Tomas Salek is my latest dream man.

r27 Great choice, but did you miss the part about NUDE? There are plenty of nude photos of him out there.

Mr. John Winship. They don't make 'em like this anymore, kiddos.

Very nice, OP. He's pretty close to my ideal as well.

Brad Hunt, then and now.

Lukas, obviously

Boban

Sorry, screwed up. Boban

Nude, r34?

OP's guy is totally my body (when I've been working my arms a little).

THIS guy (but uncut):

Woof:

A stocky, hirsute Arab daddy. Every time.

R37 That guy's dead.

This dude

R32. Thank you. Lukas Ridgeston is a Hall of Fame member along with all-time favorite, Pavel Novotny:

Woof

More of Pavel Novotny:

I've always had the hots for this guy

and another of Pavel Novotny:

HELLO!!!

Tall, pleasant looking, hairy, hung.

The Apollon

handsome, thickish

Love.

r40, who is r37?

R52 He was a performer on the Corbin Fisher website. He overdosed and died when he was 22 or 23.

Rudolf - lithe, powerful

R52 Here's the story.

young & cute, skinny & hung

vintage macho but nice brother

r49

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It's not that difficult.

Brad Pearmain aka Ladd Lusk

R47. Damn!

David Gandy

This is one of my early Playgirl magazine fantasy men.

Kylie Minogue's former boyfriend, Andres Velencoso Segura

Thomas Wilson

Thomas

Who is R41?

He's a chaturbate dude, R66.

Brock Cooper

Romeo Alfonso

I think I am in love with R47, except that he needs to stop shaving his pubes. I mean groom, but don't shave it all.

Glasses here is perfection! 🤪

OP that's a tranny

You cannot beat a Colt model. This guy is smoldering to me.

I was a little pup when I heard NFL great Jim Brown was posing nude for Playgirl. It was inconceivable that a sports hero of mine would get naked anywhere. Then I saw this. It still thrills me. The unbelievable was true. Immediate unaided stiffy and happy ending in my jeans. He is still ideal because he was willing to share when others wouldn't dare.

R5, ROWR.

r72 is British porn star Leo Kage, one of my favorites. He used to be a stripper and was in a bunch of stripper videos from the UK when he was much less bulked up.

When in the mood for a young meat.

Young meat 2

Young 3 , a pretty one.

In the mood for daddy meat.

Daddy meat 2

Daddy meat 3

When in the mood to pound some bear hole.

R73 yum

My current fave on "More Reddit Dicks: Eegomaniacs," Mr. u/xldoublesausage. He's 6'4". That dong must be massive.

definitely, paul cardigan

or carrigan

R87 wow. Looks like my freshman roommate who loved to borrow my clothes without asking and then return them and tease me charmingly, "Oh, I wore your jeans. I hope you don't mind. Oh yeah, and I went commando." wink wink. He knew!

I have a few to post later, but I'm in mixed company! I had to shield my phone from co-workers to read the thread! 😲

When I was a teenager I could not get enough of this guy!

I agree, such an eighties hunk

I made good use of Steve Rally's photo shoot. That mustache and bush were coordinated. I must have cum 100 times looking at him.

Steve Rally is SO hot. He wouldn’t have to tell me twice to get on my knees.

They're deciding.

nubile and innocent

More Rally

My ideal...all-natural Ted Colunga

R93, R94 & R95 you may enjoy this video then.....

Mmmmmm, Rally's Comet.

I would hit this.

This guy.

Nude, r108?

R109, here.

Much better, r110.

R107, he was working in Dallas several years ago. So if you want to hit that, you probably still could.

This guy

This is one of the few guys that makes e wish I were a bottom

R105 I wonder whatever happened to Steve Rally.

Another vote for the perfect Tomas Salek. I mean how can anyone resist this?

This dude, minus the tattoos.

Don't matter if his hair is long or short, he ALWAYS turns me on:

Some of you have clearly been in quarantine much too long.

Yes I know he's a total whore and I hate myself but I want to be inside Matthew Camp so much.

The absolutely perfect ass of Dolan Wolf

[Quote] Some of you have clearly been in quarantine much too long.

I know I have. At this point, I'll have ANY man who'll get naked for me. Even got hard watching the local weatherman tell me how hot and muggy it was going to be today.

Mr. Ganz

Dakota Payne. He reminds me so much of a young former FB I had a few years ago (he’s in a relationship now so no more FB’ing). So looking at Dakota getting fucked reminds me so much of my friend. Same build, hair, and complexion. Ass just as lovely. Just no tats.

I think if my friend breaks up, I’ll swoop in. Just to see if a LTR would work.

Idea man, doesn't exist for me but Cody Deal visually is the real deal, pun intended.

R117 you describe your idea man by "this dude" you do know his name is Duncan Black don't you?

he's a cutie

These men.

All of them.

One after the other.

They all look alike R127. Who are they?

a new zealand rowing team

R128 - 40 Commando Royal Marines

Here's some of them out of the water

Oh, those are hats!

Sean Zevran when he's hairy.

If there ever was a reason for a nude bodybuilding contest, this would be it.

boy howdy, that boy looks DUM!

R127 I couldn’t tell those Marines were wearing caps. I thought they all had the same haircut! 🤣

they look like nice boys

Just going to post this guy again, because yeah:

This dude:

There aren't any nudes of Ned from the Try Guys.

Too many to post, it depends on my mood.

Not nude but you can see it all practically and it looks thick. this guy is perfection face wise IMO

At the current moment, a good looking guy with pubic hair in a pool. Reminds me of the guy who rented the house next door at college. He had a pool in his backyard. I didn't see him wearing clothes all summer. Straight and very comfortable, and he may have known what he was doing to me. I had to wipe off all the sticky stuff in my windowsill at the end or the summer.

r142 Nick Spalding. Sounds like a soap character.

Either Juan and Cesar Hortoneda. I don't know who's who. But both are perfection.

Juan and Cesar Hortoneda

See R145.

Gay Redditor u/noconfidencelad

R145 that photo is 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!

R146 they are beautiful

NUDE is best

Max Werner was ideal.

sexy and hung

R152 Oh, yeah. One of my first Playgirl crushes, Hot body and big, fat dick.

And those legs! Damn!

For a young man, 4th from our left, dark socks. Manages to be handsome, too.

Why do so many of you have a problem understanding the word NUDE?

Mary you're lucky to get any pics at all. Rare that people stick to criteria around here.

This stud with the hard body and fat dick:

Sam Jones and his beautiful fat cock head:

I'll take the 3rd from the right, [R154]. Actually, I'll take all three guys on the right!

2nd from right is a sturdy young man!

R29 wins. Great guy, great shot. I find it amusing that at least one poster is interested in obese hog men.

I've lusted after this guy since I first saw him... back in the last 90s. I think he only did a couple of photo-shoots and then went back to his life. Never saw him in any porn, just two naked pictorals... one with him naked in a wheelbarrow, and this one:

very sexy

Hirsute black men are not appreciated enough, and it's a shame.

R167 Ick. So many beautiful black men and you choose that one?!

R166 is not a real person, you understand. Divianart is a fantasy collection.

R169 - it doesn't stop it from being 'ideal'.

OK then

You want to go in this direction, right R170?

Vander Pulaski. Thick dick, thick bush. Rugged with a slight baby-face. Fuck yes.

You can never go wrong with a model from Colt Studio.

r167=Gay and straight porn star Andre Bolla. He was escorting up until recently -- in his sixties! I used to see him at jackoff shows at the LA bathhouses back in the '90s.

This dude

Wow! Who is that dude in R176?

r174, always the best, david betts?

r176 is porn star Carter Dane, husband of fellow porn star Alex Mecum.

R171 Good lord, is that even possible? I mean, can you even imagine trying to take that.

Carter Dane and his beautiful intact cock.

Tasty!

With just a little spice

cocks

Who was the guy at r10?

a model for "the guy site"

R174 Amen to that, I fucking love Colt men - definitely my sort of guy.

Prime example - Pete Kuzak - WOOF!

The guy (and his spectacular cock) in R184's photo is scrumptious, but why is he not totally nude?

R189. I'm guessing it was an impromptu jack-off session rather than a nude photo shoot. But yes, he and his spectacular cock are quite something.

If I can see "his spectacular cock," r189, he's nude enough for me.

This guy... damn

Damn, indeed, [R192]! The man is gorgeous from head to toe! Anyone know who he is?

Al Parker

Alpha

Wayne’s World

Max

This guy really does it for me

💯

Mud

R192. Damn! R196. Damn! R198. Damn!

Creamy Gorilla

What event prompted the widespread practice of pruning/shaving pubes? Was there a pop culture moment somewhere? I admit I'm getting older, but my mind still expects a normal, even bountiful, amount of pubic hair. It's ingrained in me. I'm underwhelmed otherwise. Give me the majority of Colt models and Playgirl models in the 70s and 80s. That's what I expect. It's what I'd like to see.

Impeccable

R203, I think it got pushed by straight guys (women hate bush) who were also insecure about their size. That’s often the main reason as to why guys shave, to make their junk seem bigger.

I think gay guys are less insecure about dick size actually. Gay guys w small dicks can still land guys at the top, but a straight guy w a small dick can only attract quality women if he’s either super moral or if he’s super rich.

R202. I see him on Chatirbate with his buddy. They say they're straight. They used to perform with a couple of women, but now it's just the two guys.

R202. Up until recently he was tattoo-free. Good-looking guy with clean skin all over. I was so disappointed to go onto Chaturbate and see that he fucked up his arm with ink.

R206, oh dear.

I know he's a shitty provocateur who voted for trump but I always liked his rangy body

R204 wins hands down

R204 loses hands down

R202 is runner up

R29 already owns the threat, the uggos after do not begin to capture it.

I love every single one

My fantasy

very pretty

This bashful stud:

Woof

This dude:

More of the dude in R219

There’s a German wrestler named Handsome Peter White who’s very good looking and a great body. I’m sorry that I don’t know how to post pictures but check him out.

Sorry, it’s Sexy Peter White!

This dude?

This tall drink of water:

Ding Ding Ding! Winner at R224

Whatever Jason Statham looks like naked.

R226 isn’t he like 5 feet tall?

R224 wow

R224. Damn! From the top of his head to the tip of his foreskin. Gorgeous.

Doctor and patient

R237 makes me glad boys do deadlifts.

R227, he's average height 5' 9" to 5' 10" depending on the source. That'd be just about right.

All the photoshopped “modeling” pics posted are boring!

^^They're very nice. Not boring at all. Some are better than others. Some are stars. All are nice to look at.

Late night snack.

Hot Daddy!

I keep trying to scroll down on R264...

R265 I wish!

This guy

twinkly and sweet

The foreskin fetishists have taken over this thread entirely.

^^^ Which is why I read every update here!

R267 reminds me of Club Columbus, which has an outdoor swimming pool so everyone can lay out in the sun naked in the summertime. Men are usually floating naked on rafts in the pool. One particular guy one day had an throbbing erection while on a raft. I thought it was ready to explode. He kept rearranging his good-sized bush, fluffing it up. Every guy around the pool had their eyes fixed on one thing. I'm sure he was a celebrity inside the building.

I remember that place

I never went to Club Columbus in the day time.

These two, especially the guy on the right. I wish I knew their names.

Richie Langton

r274, those are some nice dongs

Another stunning Colt man - Doug Perry

beautiful cock

[quote]R274, those are some nice dongs

I agree. Looks like 80s porn to me.

...and photoshoped-on roman helmets, which kinda ruins the photo for me.

r279, try nineties, that armband tattoo didn't come about until then

Did we ever find out who the guy is OP posting? I want to see me

[quote]Did we ever find out who the guy is OP posting? I want to see me

The guy in OP is Tegan Zayne, isn't he?

Yup, hit and gayer than a goose

I'd like to rent one of these for a few weeks:

Woof

another one of this guy, this time in black & white...

No idea who this is, but I like

Very handsome

"Caddyshack" was on AMC not too long ago. Young Bill Murray was kind of cute and sexy, especially when he was wearing that tank top. I would have liked to take off the tank top and caress his chest, lick his nipples. No nude pics of Bill Murray that I'm aware of.

And the world takes a collective sigh of relief.

Nah, I'll bet young Bill Murray looked hot naked.

Oh yeah. Lick my nipples, dude.

I wish there was a nude photo of this guy... my crush

He is dreamy, R294. Who is he?

R295, Chris Wood, actor and second husband of DL's fave celeb slut Melissa Benoist.

Thanks R296.

That GIF of Chris Wood is from a one-season mini-series called "Containment" (talk about prescient... it was about containing an outbreak of disease). He was SO hot in that.

He also played a seriously psychotic bad guy in the TV show "Vampire Diaries" for a couple of seasons. And he was the male eye-candy of the second season of Super Girl.

Thanks for the info, R298. I haven't seen those shows but I might seek them out if that hottie is in them.

When will he nude?

How about a couple hot Asian guys...

Another...

And one more for the DLers who prefer their guys more on the twinky side.

Sexy sluts

Nowadays I go for the regular looking guy/man next door types - much less muscled - more real - something to hold on to - not chiseled or Ken Doll.

But back in the day, for me, no one could beat Steve Kelso. (Also Colt.)

steve kelso is still around in asbury park

R225 Jesus.

I’d have to spank it!

He looks like he would come in handy

I thought r288 was John Krasinski.

Sexy fucks

R308. God almighty. He's fucking amazing.

he does

Mine

R313 Please read the thread title and try again.

Oh dear. The "On Topic" police is swinging their billy clubs again.

[quote]R313 Please read the thread title and try again.

You forgot to criticise R305.

One of Colt's many, many men.

Paul Wagner.

(Click twice to supersize.)

Mr. Wagner showing the goods.

I always loved this guy - thick body, thick legs, thick cock:

Colin Farrell at 24.

R320. Yes, I've seen him before, but I always wish he showed off his foreskin and slid it over the head of his cock rather than retracted the skin in every damn photo.

R322. Here's a handsome gentleman with foreskin for you.

Dolph.

This guy was in Playgirl in the 80s or 90s. I don't remember his name, but he was the centerfold I was most struck by. I just came across him in another google search. I think his photo shoot began with pictures of him in shirt and tie in the office.

I still remember businessmen who I saw the entire day at a conference. Then dinner came along, they invited me to their rooms, and this happened. Shirt and tie to this. I admit I could be a slut at these occasions, but I never got caught. I'm hard just contemplating it.

Pavel really was perfection. (He's the top.)

I don't know who he is. His picture came up in another google search. I was immediately drawn to him. If we were on a nude beach, I would strike up a conversation and hope for more.

B&W,

The bush and cock on R331 are sexy as hell. Is he a Colt model? That would be my first guess.

r332 is a Scottish guy. I've never seen him do any more than jerk off in gay porn. He's done a little str8 porn.

If anyone ever finds any nudes of this stud, let me know... hachi-machi!

R195 Damn, delicious

R219 reinforcing that age old adage - the power is in the pole

R244 Yum, fuck yeah, yum

r219 was Florian Nemec at Bel Ami.

This guy is pretty hot!

I thought Colt Studios' Scott Sloan was really hot when I first saw his pictures. He reminded me of some fraternity boys I blew in college. Even the pubes were the same....

Here you go

mateo_private

r242 is absolute perfection

Elton John thought so too, r344.

Elton John? Is there a story here?

R335, You have excellent taste.

R345, Was he one of the naked passengers on that boat with Elton?

R346 The guy at R242 with his backside also featured at R328 is Bel Ami model, Dolph Lambert.

Here's the related news about Elton from the DL archives.

Vander Pulaski. Nice. Max Werner. Nice.

Oh, gods, R10. Who is that?!

R351 I'm pretty sure the guy at R10 is "Jack 5" from The Guy Site.

Jack 5 is one of their most popular models having appeared in over 40 videos now.

If you go to Page 6 of his videography (at link), there's another link to a photo and clip of his video "2 Swinging Dicks in the Woods. I think that's the source of the gif.

I'm bummed I haven't been able to use the pool at my condos. They didn't even fill it because of the virus. So, this gets me through the cravings.

oooooh, thanks r349

This does it for me

Save us hunky don!

I had quite a crush on Jai Courtney when he was on the Spartacus TV series. All the male actors had to sign a clause in their contracts they would be filmed full-frontal naked at the director's command. I hoped I would see Jai Courtney sans loincloth, but his character died before it happened. So, there is a second post...

...and this happened in the war world 2 movie "The Exception".

Dreams really do come true!

This would be nice...

This sure looks nice

This guy

r359 and r360 what dreamboats!

Did we ever find out who OP's hot man is?

He's been listed before, but I'll list him again:

Ditto

That guy looks exactly like a Dutch boyfriend I had for 6 years R365.

R363: See R283!

Thanks r367. His porn is nice as well. And he bottoms a lot too. Perfect.

One of Roy Dean's photos. Seeing this guy makes me sad I wasn't able to use our condos' swimming pool this year.

Here is a GQ model from the 1970s, stripped down to the basics.

I bought GQ and Esquire when I was a teenager in the 70s just for the shirtless pictures of the men. If I had seen R370 in any magazine, I would have an immediate unassisted ejaculation. My cock head would explode from the force of it. He is beyond my imagination.

Tony Stephano - Foxy Lady Magazine, Februrary 1975

Unable to post pics, but my favorite is the late, Haus Weston.

Oh, Daddy.

R11 Wow, very nice!

r374, Alas, the page you requested was not found. Probably something to do with a court order or something.

R376, Sorry about that. I'll try to find one that I can post.

She's now referring to him as her "newest (boy)friend".

Parenthetically?

And he appears to be eating it up.

This guy

Damn he's HOT

The OP likes 'em bland and generic.

Definitely hot R380, but what's up with his left knee? All knarled and knotty...

R330: Ales Hanak, who was in quite a few of those Czech films w/Novotny, was the boy-toy of Bruno Serato of the Anaheim Whitehouse fame. "Fame" because he ended up as one of CNN's 'Heroes' a few years back, for feeding homeless kids spaghetti.

Hanak married and has two kids now, but still comes over to LA to visit Serato. He still looks really good too -- pics can be found on Serato's facebook page...

364 Tomas Salek is perfection. Handsome face, great body and hairy in all the right places. Balancing between doing porn and postgrad studies. And he speak quite a good English too.

it's all about the bush...

I saw this guy, Xavier, at a live show. Relishes in showing everything.

Vintage Colt .. Erik King.

Big Brother's Cody Califiore. His brother Paulie (another BB contestant) has full-frontal nudes online. Maybe Cody can be convinced to follow.

And you're not posting his nudes right here because....?

Juan Jimenez, or really almost any of Kristen Bjorn's men, especially the Latinos...

This right here is my ideal man, though I'd prefer he be scaled up to 6'2" instead of the 5'9" or whatever he is in real life