Kenyan Official: Homosexual Lions Learned It From “Copying” Gay Tourists

I taught them everything they know, rrrrrroawr. 🌈💁🏼‍♂️

This made me laugh out loud. What a character.

What gay tourists would be stupid enough to mount each other in Kenya?

what a doofus.

Quick learners!

Is this the same guy who talks about "then they eat the poo-poo!"?

Well, don't look at me!

R6. It’s “da” poo poo.

I wouldn't be surprised if the poor lions are killed...

No, R6, that was Martin Ssempa.

Apparently, not only did gay tourists mount each other, they did it in front of lions

(sigh) just another day in the developing world.

Have Eric and Don Jr. been to Kenya lately?

Simba Baby!

Do the lions suck each others' dicks too?

Do these lions say “mee-oww” instead of roar?

Are those lions cut or uncut?

Do they take turns being the wife?

R17. The lions are intact. They're civilized; they're not barbarians.

The female lions have been the subjects of female genital mutilation! That’s literal murder!

Props to the gays that had the courage to fuck in front of lions.

One male is just establishing dominance over another male. Just like an average Saturday night in Palm Springs!!!

It was the zebras! They are so totally gay!

Zeh-brahs

If having gay sex is demonic, then call me Linda Blair.

Do lions have the equivalent of Grindr or Scruff?

Not the lions, R26. But the tigers and bears sure do!

What a shit hole. Kenya as well.

I hope these lions don’t get harmed as a result.

No fats or femmes.

Is this when the cat goes up into the other cat?

If the lions were copying gay tourists they would also be styling their manes with hair gel.

Does anyone know if Darfur Orphan talked to these animals when he visited Kenya?

Yes R30.

I would have to agree

Kenya

Fess up - who here went to Kenya and had sex in front of the lions?

Yikes, R35, those are some alarmingly low scores for the whole continent.

[quote] ... a judge ruled last year that forced anal exams are constitutional.

Remember the DL poster who was going to have a colonoscopy and was worried about whether the nurse would know he was gay from looking into his anus? Someone here said that, not only could the nurse see that he'd had anal intercourse, she'd also be able to determine how often by counting the rings? Possibly the funniest thing I ever read on DL (which is saying a lot), but I've never found just the right occasion to tell that story.

[quote]but a judge ruled last year that forced anal exams are constitutional.

Even if the examiner uses their erect penis?

Can’t cure Stupidity.

R37 here are the numbers. Really shocking.

Just read the original post. That is the dumbest and funniest thing I've read in quite awhile. The guy is a genius.

I think the lions learned it from watching Bravo. `

Do lions use lube?

It’s strange and sad to think that there are so many countries in the world that are functionally retarded. Explains a lot though.

The OP.

Mane4Mane

Honestly, do black Americans ever think, "Thank fucking god my ancestor was stolen from that backwards continent!"? I mean, yeah, it was hell for their ancestors but their descendants got a pretty good deal out of the whole thing. Beyonce, especially.

"It’s strange and sad to think that there are so many countries in the world that are functionally retarded."

It's sad to believe people will make generalizations about all countries based on one dubious study

R49, yeah, one study. Yep. That's all it's based on.

What does the Kenya official have to say about the Kenya native and homosexual Obama?

When they start wearing caftans, I will believe.

If it wasn't dangerios than an official was that stupid it would be funny.

I don't think there's much gay tourism in Kenya, but even if there were thousands of gay couples i doubt they'll be fucking in front of lions, i know some people like dangerous sex acts but that's take thing a little too far

If the fundies get more power this could be our future.

It's ok. If the gay lions get AIDS then they can just fuck a virgin lioness to cure it!

"This is a first and interesting to hear that there are two male lions in love. Some research needs to be done."

These people have lived in Kenya for tens of thousands of years but it takes a Western photographer to clue them in to how their wildlife behave.

Enjoy

My husband and I went with my father and his gf on a safari to three places in Kenya in 2014. My husband and I were hesitant and my father was clueless as to any danger. Tourism was already in deep decline after some terrorism worries in the north, so we were the only guests at one reserve in Samburu. We only had one scare at Lake Nakuru when the staff tried to move us to a room with two beds and we refused. My Dad's gf diffused the increasingly tense situation by proclaiming, "But they're brothers!" It worked, but we couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

r58, did you enjoy your wild sex romps in front of the lions? :-)

Yes, animals do learn behaviors from people.

I can’t wait until the male liones Atari wearing caftans and earrings and putting gel in their manes.

We love Bel Ami pron the best!

After that explanation from a government official, is really surprising that Kenya is a broken state?

I learned a lot about sex from gay men in the park. Central Park.

Are the squirrels in Central Park engaging in rampant gay orgies because of what they witnessed in the ramble?

^^^^Guuurl!

I thought this thread was about that Aussie actor from “Love Simon” who turned into a walking stereotype after he came out.

They learned it by watching YOU!!!!

Dataloungers R3.

Did the bottom lion douche or did he chili dog his top?

In truth they learn it from me.

Is he blaming tourists maybe? Perhaps he's been "riding dirty" out there in front of the lions with other local men and is now trying to throw off his scent. lol