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Ted Cruz IS “Lady C”! Fantasizes about Ron Perlman wrestling Jim Jordan

I never pegged Raphael for a sister other than a slight resemblance to Walter Mercado, but there it is.

“Lady C” is born!

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by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020

You are banned from the internet for even suggesting it.

by Anonymousreply 106/15/2020

OP must be confusing Ted Cruz for Marco Rubio.

by Anonymousreply 206/15/2020

I don’t get the connection OP is trying to make ... to Raphael?

by Anonymousreply 306/15/2020

Cruz’s name is Rafael. He Americanized it by going by Ted.

by Anonymousreply 406/15/2020

Loving the replies to Cruz's tweet. Appears it's not going as well as he had hoped.

by Anonymousreply 506/15/2020

They should just put his picture in the dictionary next to the definition of "douchebag."

by Anonymousreply 606/15/2020

Beware of any guy who is really into wrestling

by Anonymousreply 706/15/2020

Watching Jim Jordan wrestle would make me straight. I'd want so much pussy my cock would chafe and fall off.

Why did Ted put me in this predicament?

by Anonymousreply 806/15/2020

Third option:

"Zodiac"

by Anonymousreply 906/15/2020

Freak!

by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020
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