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Ted Cruz IS “Lady C”! Fantasizes about Ron Perlman wrestling Jim Jordan

I never pegged Raphael for a sister other than a slight resemblance to Walter Mercado, but there it is.

“Lady C” is born!

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by Anonymousreply 10July 31, 2020 11:28 PM

You are banned from the internet for even suggesting it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2020 1:02 PM

OP must be confusing Ted Cruz for Marco Rubio.

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2020 2:08 PM

I don’t get the connection OP is trying to make ... to Raphael?

by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2020 2:48 PM

Cruz’s name is Rafael. He Americanized it by going by Ted.

by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2020 2:53 PM

Loving the replies to Cruz's tweet. Appears it's not going as well as he had hoped.

by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2020 3:09 PM

They should just put his picture in the dictionary next to the definition of "douchebag."

by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2020 8:17 PM

Beware of any guy who is really into wrestling

by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2020 10:57 PM

Watching Jim Jordan wrestle would make me straight. I'd want so much pussy my cock would chafe and fall off.

Why did Ted put me in this predicament?

by Anonymousreply 8June 15, 2020 11:55 PM

Third option:

"Zodiac"

by Anonymousreply 9June 16, 2020 12:33 AM

Freak!

by Anonymousreply 10July 31, 2020 11:28 PM
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