Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Jake from State Farm is Red Hot

Actor Kevin Mimms

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 76Last Sunday at 8:58 AM

Eyes

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 106/14/2020

Swag

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 206/14/2020

BBC?

by Anonymousreply 306/14/2020

And clearly gay. Where’s the peen???

by Anonymousreply 406/14/2020

He is so yummy

by Anonymousreply 506/14/2020

Clearly gay? R4

by Anonymousreply 606/14/2020

He pings big time in the commercials R6. But then again a lot of younger guys ping whether they’re gay or straight.

by Anonymousreply 706/14/2020

yes, he's really cute and sexy. where are the nudes?

by Anonymousreply 806/14/2020

we

want

dick!

by Anonymousreply 906/14/2020

He ain’t gay

by Anonymousreply 1006/14/2020

Blasian?

by Anonymousreply 1106/14/2020

My type

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1206/14/2020

Oh yeah

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1306/14/2020

[quote]Where’s the peen???

between his legs, Rose

by Anonymousreply 1406/14/2020

I'd love to rip off Jake from State Farm khakis.

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2020

Me too. I love wholesome hot dudes who fill out their polos so well.

by Anonymousreply 1606/14/2020

Cute to death

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2020

He’s so gummy.

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2020

Total BDF

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2020

Yeah, I bet he's swinging big and thick down there. Hot.

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2020

He is so hot.

On another note, needs to be a gay porn parody of that commercial lol

by Anonymousreply 2107/23/2020

*there

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2020

Idk bout you guys but the new jake from State Farm can like gettt itt

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 23Last Thursday at 4:37 PM

Physique stealing the show

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 4:43 PM

Weird bellybutton.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 4:44 PM

Why did they recast Jake?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 4:55 PM

Very interesting

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 5:04 PM

i noticed this commercial last night with the new black jake and i must say the white guy non actor he replaced is way funnier in his delivery than this "professional" actor diversity hire.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 5:10 PM

He could play Jussie in the inevitable biopic.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 5:11 PM

Social media is thirsting Over the new one

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 5:13 PM

So the trannies got the first Jake canceled? They really had to reach for that one.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 5:18 PM

If a woman has a deep voice like that it is hideous, i don't care what the transgestopo think

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 5:20 PM

R31 Agreed. It was very clear what the original commercial was implying, and it had nothing to do with trannies. SJW are exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 5:21 PM

Facts

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 5:22 PM

The new Jake is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 5:24 PM

I wanna get in them khakis

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 5:26 PM

Wait, wha?????

Trannies got original Jake canceled?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 5:26 PM

For me, it's like the Darrens on Bewitched. I didn't even notice they changed Jakes.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 5:29 PM

R23 You can have him.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 5:32 PM

I looked it up. Has something to do with the indefinite gender of jake based on the Frau wanting to know who hubby is talking to ending in “she sounds hideous”.

Which again shows us that the trannies are employing a scorched earth policy and going after something as innocuous as a State Farm commercial.

I just don’t understand how making him a POC improves that situation. No, wait, I also don’t understand the need of men in dresses to...................

Oh fuck, never mind.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 5:38 PM

Stop dat

by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 5:40 PM

I like the new Jake, and that the old Jake was still incorporated into the current storyline, but really, all this means at the end of the day is that this new generation of trannies & trans activists is one completely humorless, insupportable bag of dicks!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 6:11 PM

Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 10:24 AM

Only old nasty racists say that

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 10:28 AM

I like the husband who was talking to the old Jake on the phone. He was adorable.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 10:39 AM

It looks like they used the old clips of the white couple and just inserted by editing this new guy. And the old guy was much better in delivery and expression. It was like oh we HAVE to have a poc which then kills the humor because it the first thing you think of. Outside of the fact that this guy here isn't a good actor just cute. The averageness of the white guy added to the humor.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 10:48 AM

[quote]Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

Something tells me you never complained when every fucking biblical film was only white people including Jesus or if some sci-fi/mythical shit includes only white characters, you have no issue. Because dragons and white wizards and only white people living in the Middle East during biblical times are all believable, but a single black insurance agent in a commercial is just too much to handle.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 11:01 AM

Amen

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 11:17 AM

Oh, come on r47. I agree with you about the bleaching of the Bible and maybe about the sci-fi. But if you are claiming that the decision makers, who are marketing a product, did not consider diversity in their choice of a replacement Jake then you are just an idiot.

Do you think that guy was picked simply on merit?

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 4:04 PM

R49, it's ONE commercial. I mean come on. You sound like the people who complain if they see a gay couple in commercials for products that used to feature hetero couple. There's nothing wrong with having commercials that *actually* reflect society.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 5:29 PM

Exactly

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 6:04 PM

Very cute

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 6:20 PM

Hottt

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 6:30 PM

His abs look gross in the pic OP posted.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 6:37 PM

Saw one of the new commercials and he does sound fem but also has no personality. If they're looking for a new flo i don't think this is going to fly

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 8:43 PM

What’s ironic is that they claimed they brought in this guy to be the new Jake because they said they wanted a professional actor, yet the original guy (who is an actual employee) can act better than this hired one.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Friday at 9:07 PM

I agree r50, and your example of the gay couple is perfect. I wasn’t one of the people complaining about new jake. I don’t really have a dog in that hunt. But I am sure that race was a factor they considered when trying to sell their product. I don’t think that’s a bad thing.

Just like the gay couples. I’m glad to see advertisers go after our market and find it interesting to see what goods and services they are trying to move. I have no problem acknowledging that their choice was calculated.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Friday at 11:26 PM

The new Jake is more modern, hipper, and has huge sex appeal. If you search “Jake from State Farm” on Twitter, most of the Tweets are about how hot this Jake is.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 4:28 AM

Nobody in this thread would’ve mentioned the race of the actor if he was a hot white guy. But because he’s black, he’s an Affirmative Action pick.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 4:32 AM

Yep, racist gay white men are disgusting

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 4:37 AM

I have no objection to the new guy, but it’s laziness and non-creative on the advertising agency’s part for not introducing him as a new character in a new situation. As has been stated, the old Jake was funnier, as was the commercial in general. The exchange, “she sounds hideous”, “well, she’s a guy” made that ad. If it was modified because of trans influence, it shows how ridiculous we’ve become...

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 4:39 AM

I have Allstate, so WTF do I care who they use?

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 4:45 AM

My friends had a water line to their upstairs toilet explode. Water damage occurred downstairs. Their contractor told them State Farm were the absolute worst insurance company to work with. Thank god they had Erie. They were fantastic

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 8:28 AM

If he were wearing no pants at all during the commercial it would have been even better.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Saturday at 8:34 AM

I’ve heard horrible stuff about State Farm

by Anonymousreply 65Last Saturday at 8:36 AM

He has a gay accent. He mentioned “hot men” in there interview. Does he identify as bi or gay?

by Anonymousreply 66Last Saturday at 8:37 AM

Is it like a real farm, with animals and stuff?

by Anonymousreply 67Last Saturday at 12:58 PM

Help me out here, is this person delivering pizza to Jake From State Farm a guy or a girl?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 68Last Saturday at 1:25 PM

clearly going for non-binary^

by Anonymousreply 69Last Saturday at 3:43 PM

and he shows pubes in his selfies! what other commercial actor does that?

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 4:48 PM

Cowboy

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 71Last Sunday at 4:54 AM

There is nothing attractive about him, not one thing

by Anonymousreply 72Last Sunday at 5:17 AM

There is plenty attractive about him, plenty. Handsome, hot body, sexy but kind seeming

by Anonymousreply 73Last Sunday at 6:10 AM

ABG.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Sunday at 6:45 AM

Yeah, the face ain't great. He is an ABG.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Sunday at 6:51 AM

r75 more for me!

by Anonymousreply 76Last Sunday at 8:58 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Don't you just LOVE clicking on these things on every single site you visit? I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. If you are interested you can take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT and we'll set a dreaded cookie to make it go away. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!