Jake from State Farm is Red Hot

Eyes

Swag

BBC?

And clearly gay. Where’s the peen???

He is so yummy

Clearly gay? R4

He pings big time in the commercials R6. But then again a lot of younger guys ping whether they’re gay or straight.

yes, he's really cute and sexy. where are the nudes?

we

want

dick!

He ain’t gay

Blasian?

My type

Oh yeah

[quote]Where’s the peen???

between his legs, Rose

I'd love to rip off Jake from State Farm khakis.

Me too. I love wholesome hot dudes who fill out their polos so well.

Cute to death

He’s so gummy.

Total BDF

Yeah, I bet he's swinging big and thick down there. Hot.

He is so hot.

On another note, needs to be a gay porn parody of that commercial lol

*there

Idk bout you guys but the new jake from State Farm can like gettt itt

Physique stealing the show

Weird bellybutton.

Why did they recast Jake?

Very interesting

i noticed this commercial last night with the new black jake and i must say the white guy non actor he replaced is way funnier in his delivery than this "professional" actor diversity hire.

He could play Jussie in the inevitable biopic.

Social media is thirsting Over the new one

So the trannies got the first Jake canceled? They really had to reach for that one.

If a woman has a deep voice like that it is hideous, i don't care what the transgestopo think

R31 Agreed. It was very clear what the original commercial was implying, and it had nothing to do with trannies. SJW are exhausting.

Facts

The new Jake is beautiful.

I wanna get in them khakis

Wait, wha?????

Trannies got original Jake canceled?

For me, it's like the Darrens on Bewitched. I didn't even notice they changed Jakes.

R23 You can have him.

I looked it up. Has something to do with the indefinite gender of jake based on the Frau wanting to know who hubby is talking to ending in “she sounds hideous”.

Which again shows us that the trannies are employing a scorched earth policy and going after something as innocuous as a State Farm commercial.

I just don’t understand how making him a POC improves that situation. No, wait, I also don’t understand the need of men in dresses to...................

Oh fuck, never mind.

Stop dat

I like the new Jake, and that the old Jake was still incorporated into the current storyline, but really, all this means at the end of the day is that this new generation of trannies & trans activists is one completely humorless, insupportable bag of dicks!

Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

Only old nasty racists say that

I like the husband who was talking to the old Jake on the phone. He was adorable.

It looks like they used the old clips of the white couple and just inserted by editing this new guy. And the old guy was much better in delivery and expression. It was like oh we HAVE to have a poc which then kills the humor because it the first thing you think of. Outside of the fact that this guy here isn't a good actor just cute. The averageness of the white guy added to the humor.

[quote]Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

Something tells me you never complained when every fucking biblical film was only white people including Jesus or if some sci-fi/mythical shit includes only white characters, you have no issue. Because dragons and white wizards and only white people living in the Middle East during biblical times are all believable, but a single black insurance agent in a commercial is just too much to handle.

Amen

Oh, come on r47. I agree with you about the bleaching of the Bible and maybe about the sci-fi. But if you are claiming that the decision makers, who are marketing a product, did not consider diversity in their choice of a replacement Jake then you are just an idiot.

Do you think that guy was picked simply on merit?

R49, it's ONE commercial. I mean come on. You sound like the people who complain if they see a gay couple in commercials for products that used to feature hetero couple. There's nothing wrong with having commercials that *actually* reflect society.

Exactly

Very cute

Hottt

His abs look gross in the pic OP posted.

Saw one of the new commercials and he does sound fem but also has no personality. If they're looking for a new flo i don't think this is going to fly

What’s ironic is that they claimed they brought in this guy to be the new Jake because they said they wanted a professional actor, yet the original guy (who is an actual employee) can act better than this hired one.

I agree r50, and your example of the gay couple is perfect. I wasn’t one of the people complaining about new jake. I don’t really have a dog in that hunt. But I am sure that race was a factor they considered when trying to sell their product. I don’t think that’s a bad thing.

Just like the gay couples. I’m glad to see advertisers go after our market and find it interesting to see what goods and services they are trying to move. I have no problem acknowledging that their choice was calculated.

The new Jake is more modern, hipper, and has huge sex appeal. If you search “Jake from State Farm” on Twitter, most of the Tweets are about how hot this Jake is.

Nobody in this thread would’ve mentioned the race of the actor if he was a hot white guy. But because he’s black, he’s an Affirmative Action pick.

Yep, racist gay white men are disgusting

I have no objection to the new guy, but it’s laziness and non-creative on the advertising agency’s part for not introducing him as a new character in a new situation. As has been stated, the old Jake was funnier, as was the commercial in general. The exchange, “she sounds hideous”, “well, she’s a guy” made that ad. If it was modified because of trans influence, it shows how ridiculous we’ve become...

I have Allstate, so WTF do I care who they use?

My friends had a water line to their upstairs toilet explode. Water damage occurred downstairs. Their contractor told them State Farm were the absolute worst insurance company to work with. Thank god they had Erie. They were fantastic

If he were wearing no pants at all during the commercial it would have been even better.

I’ve heard horrible stuff about State Farm

He has a gay accent. He mentioned “hot men” in there interview. Does he identify as bi or gay?

Is it like a real farm, with animals and stuff?

Help me out here, is this person delivering pizza to Jake From State Farm a guy or a girl?

clearly going for non-binary^

and he shows pubes in his selfies! what other commercial actor does that?

Cowboy

There is nothing attractive about him, not one thing

There is plenty attractive about him, plenty. Handsome, hot body, sexy but kind seeming

ABG.

Yeah, the face ain't great. He is an ABG.

r75 more for me!

Cute

The whole commercial was already an “Ode to the Down Low”, but now ......

Jake could get it

He's no Justin Case.

I want Jake from State Farm to sit on my face!

I want that buff body in my bed, that red shirt and khakis on my floor

With Mahomes

They have a new ad out with Jake laid back in a red robe, they might as well have him open it and unfurl his dick!

The original commercial was clear visually to viewers that the husband and the insurance agent had only a business relationship. When the agent was replaced with black Jake, it made the scene ambiguous. Was the white husband getting a little sumpin’ sumpin’ with his insurance coverage? The insertion of the down low aspect changed the dynamics.

They casted Kevin for sex appeal and hipness

He’s sexy for sure

The straight factor in the original commercial is what made it funny. This new guy kills the joke. They needed to make an entirely new commercial instead of filling a diversity slot which is unctuous in its pandering.

I honestly didnt pay any attention to these commercials until the new hot Jake appeared.

Me too! Hotties matter.

New Jake is everything

He needs to do a commercial in a speedo.

Naw, square cuts or compression shorts

He needs to launch an OnlyFans

I like both Jakes. The first one is better at the dry humour. The new Jake is sexier. Even if the new Jake is for diversity, who cares, he's still charismatic and sexy.

I hope they continue to use both Jakes.

This Jake is ugly and is not funny.

I wonder if the 2 Jakes get into seXXXy sword ⚔️ fights in the bathroom???

He's going to be a part of the DC Fandome event tomorrow

🔥

The comments are hilarious in that YouTube video.

"What's with all these women fawning over/stalking Jake?"

yeah, whats this person problem with new Jake?

[quote]I don't like the trend of these new ads. Women fawning over Jake and showering him with gifts. This is the second ad with this line.

Why is Jake black now? I don’t care that the spokesperson is black...but just changing the actor randomly was odd. It would be like Flo from Progressive suddenly being an Asian lady like nothing happend.

I want to see him get freaky with the guy from the Humira commercials

glad they got rid of fat old jake

R103 I love when they all stare at him when he sneaks off to the bathroom glory holes, again & again.

Uh, the Humira dude has unsexy issues

I would marry the character at r103 despite his loathsome disease, whatever it is.

[quote]I would marry the character at [R103] despite his loathsome disease, whatever it is.

Persistent Vaginal Itch.

The Darren Criss-lite Humira guy is indeed a homosexual

Best thing to happen in 2020 was Jake from State Farm becoming hot

Special delivery

They need to do a commercial with Jake shirtless.

Yes indeed

Jake from State Farm at 3 o’clock in the morning? Are you wearing a condom, Jake?

They really made the new Jake from State Farm hot as hell huh

[quote] yet the original guy (who is an actual employee)

I swear, the shit you learn on Datalounge. I had no idea. Thanks for that little nugget.

Call me bruh🔥🔥💜

[quote] He mentioned “hot men” in there interview.

Oh, dear!

ABG

[quote] They casted Kevin for sex appeal and hipness

They did what now?

I need to meet him

Jake with a discount Ron Swanson

His face is oddly shaped, like it’s been elongated downward.

Is he single?

Hard to say now, but here's an old video with his girlfriend

Bump

He's a fool to do anything that could be bad for State Farm's image.

They replaced the first "Jake" without a second thought.

[quote]"Flo Progressive" Salary: Stephanie Courtney earns $1 million per year playing "Flo" from Progressive in their commercials.

She's been doing this since 2008 although her salary probably has been renegotiated several times and probably didn't hit this amount until the last couple years.

He's got Lionel Richie Face.

$1 million seems very low for such a huge ad campaign

[quote] He's got Lionel Richie Face.

Yes, that long horse face. It’s not attractive

People are so thirsty for Jake

Wow some of you diversity complainers sound like your eyes would burn if you see a black person. Did you grow up immersed in whiteness?

Izzy Rojas

Izzy Rojas

They are putting in extra smedium shirts

Putting him in

Izzy Rojas

[quote] Wow some of you diversity complainers sound like your eyes would burn if you see a black person. Did you grow up immersed in whiteness?

It’s not that. It’s because he replaced an already established character. No one would have a problem if this was a brand new character. Just don’t call him Jake from State Farm. It’s like how everyone had a problem with Michael B. Jordan playing Johnny Storm but loved him playing Killmonger.

I was surprised that this thread has so many posts because new Jake isn’t the usual DL fav type, if you know what I mean. But then I read the posts and it makes more sense.

He’s hot

Hopefully Jake is nicely cut with a dark scar.

R139: Ikr

[quote] Why is Jake black now?

Because he is. There's more to the process than the racist internet troll farm minions would have you think. State Farm didn't just open a binder of head shots and point to him.

Stupid, uninsured russians.

So, Patrick Mahomes has his brother Jackson in the new State Farm commercial

I love it when they put him In schmedium clothing

He can't take a proper selfie. That being said, I won't deny he's attractive, but I prefer the original, husky white guy.

Did Aaron Rodgers remove Jake's scmedium tshirt from his swole ass arms after this?

Did they fuck after they filmed that? R147

Those arms though 💪🏽

Do people think he's supposed to be the same Jake, but made black? He's a different Jake and the original was in his first commercial with him.

Kevin has always been serious about his craft and he’s worked hard to hone his skills to the best of his abilities. He began his acting training at the Chicago Academy for Dramatic Arts. He then went on to study at Webster University where he earned a BFA in theater.

R150, of course he’s the same Jake. He’s even having the exact same conversation with the man and his wife.

I want Jake to murder my bussy for christmas!

Oh wow bruh

Honestly State Farm was so smart for doing some rebranding. Jake is hot and now I want their insurance.

I think the old Jake from State Farm got screwed over more than the first Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince. He had to answer phones during the “skank shift” in an empty office in Harbaugh khakis while the new “buff” Jake gets to hang with Mahomes and Rodgers. Who’s with me?

Buff lives matter, r156

Who’s the Daniel that he does the beekeeper spot with?

I'm wet

Drake wants Jake! I need a sex tape 😍

Jake is way hotter than Drake.

No contest.

Who would be the bottom? 🍑🍆

I could see Drake bottoming

I hope not dude

his big break is going to be playing Regina King’s fuck up little brother in some prestige drama

He already had his big break, a Superbowl commercial! Jake gets top billing hunty

Well, whether it is due to changing to the new Jake or not State Farm added 1.2 million autos and 567,000 home policies in 2020. One of their best years ever.

Drake

When is Jake going to do an ad like this?

I really want to see him present that hot hole that I know he has.

He’s really hot.

I’ve had State Farm forever. The only insurance I’ve ever had, and have never had any problems.

He began his acting training at the Chicago Academy for Dramatic Arts. He then went on to study at Webster University where he earned a BFA in theater.

Hot

So fine

Drool

Patrick & Jake 🔥

I bet khaki sales have gone up. The Gap should be paying State Farm a commission.

Wasn't the original "Jake from State Farm" a dumpy white guy?

I know you're busy, but read the thread r178

Well, I hate revisionist stunt casting, r179, but I fired State Farm 30 years ago when they wouldn't insure my beach house, so really, I don't care who they use.

IMO opinion, it's a crummy insurance company.

🤣

Fabulous, r1! Those lashes! 😍

Wow

This thread started out what I was expecting and quickly devolved into…some kind of racial trans debacle? I’m only halfway through but I have to say that the DL is a freaking M E S S these days

#messs

I guess I’m really in awe about how deep people are getting into this character’s canon. Shit is wild

With Mahomes

I hate him only slightly less than I hate the idiot with the emu on Liberty Mutual. The only insurance company whose commercials aren't stupid as shit is Geico.

I love Jake!

😍

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