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Jake from State Farm is Red Hot

Actor Kevin Mimms

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by Anonymousreply 14120 hours ago

Eyes

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by Anonymousreply 106/14/2020

Swag

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by Anonymousreply 206/14/2020

BBC?

by Anonymousreply 306/14/2020

And clearly gay. Where’s the peen???

by Anonymousreply 406/14/2020

He is so yummy

by Anonymousreply 506/14/2020

Clearly gay? R4

by Anonymousreply 606/14/2020

He pings big time in the commercials R6. But then again a lot of younger guys ping whether they’re gay or straight.

by Anonymousreply 706/14/2020

yes, he's really cute and sexy. where are the nudes?

by Anonymousreply 806/14/2020

we

want

dick!

by Anonymousreply 906/14/2020

He ain’t gay

by Anonymousreply 1006/14/2020

Blasian?

by Anonymousreply 1106/14/2020

My type

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by Anonymousreply 1206/14/2020

Oh yeah

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by Anonymousreply 1306/14/2020

[quote]Where’s the peen???

between his legs, Rose

by Anonymousreply 1406/14/2020

I'd love to rip off Jake from State Farm khakis.

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2020

Me too. I love wholesome hot dudes who fill out their polos so well.

by Anonymousreply 1606/14/2020

Cute to death

by Anonymousreply 1707/23/2020

He’s so gummy.

by Anonymousreply 1807/23/2020

Total BDF

by Anonymousreply 1907/23/2020

Yeah, I bet he's swinging big and thick down there. Hot.

by Anonymousreply 2007/23/2020

He is so hot.

On another note, needs to be a gay porn parody of that commercial lol

by Anonymousreply 2107/23/2020

*there

by Anonymousreply 2207/23/2020

Idk bout you guys but the new jake from State Farm can like gettt itt

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by Anonymousreply 2307/30/2020

Physique stealing the show

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by Anonymousreply 2407/30/2020

Weird bellybutton.

by Anonymousreply 2507/30/2020

Why did they recast Jake?

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by Anonymousreply 2607/30/2020

Very interesting

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by Anonymousreply 2707/30/2020

i noticed this commercial last night with the new black jake and i must say the white guy non actor he replaced is way funnier in his delivery than this "professional" actor diversity hire.

by Anonymousreply 2807/30/2020

He could play Jussie in the inevitable biopic.

by Anonymousreply 2907/30/2020

Social media is thirsting Over the new one

by Anonymousreply 3007/30/2020

So the trannies got the first Jake canceled? They really had to reach for that one.

by Anonymousreply 3107/30/2020

If a woman has a deep voice like that it is hideous, i don't care what the transgestopo think

by Anonymousreply 3207/30/2020

R31 Agreed. It was very clear what the original commercial was implying, and it had nothing to do with trannies. SJW are exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 3307/30/2020

Facts

by Anonymousreply 3407/30/2020

The new Jake is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3507/30/2020

I wanna get in them khakis

by Anonymousreply 3607/30/2020

Wait, wha?????

Trannies got original Jake canceled?

by Anonymousreply 3707/30/2020

For me, it's like the Darrens on Bewitched. I didn't even notice they changed Jakes.

by Anonymousreply 3807/30/2020

R23 You can have him.

by Anonymousreply 3907/30/2020

I looked it up. Has something to do with the indefinite gender of jake based on the Frau wanting to know who hubby is talking to ending in “she sounds hideous”.

Which again shows us that the trannies are employing a scorched earth policy and going after something as innocuous as a State Farm commercial.

I just don’t understand how making him a POC improves that situation. No, wait, I also don’t understand the need of men in dresses to...................

Oh fuck, never mind.

by Anonymousreply 4007/30/2020

Stop dat

by Anonymousreply 4107/30/2020

I like the new Jake, and that the old Jake was still incorporated into the current storyline, but really, all this means at the end of the day is that this new generation of trannies & trans activists is one completely humorless, insupportable bag of dicks!

by Anonymousreply 4207/30/2020

Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

by Anonymousreply 4307/31/2020

Only old nasty racists say that

by Anonymousreply 4407/31/2020

I like the husband who was talking to the old Jake on the phone. He was adorable.

by Anonymousreply 4507/31/2020

It looks like they used the old clips of the white couple and just inserted by editing this new guy. And the old guy was much better in delivery and expression. It was like oh we HAVE to have a poc which then kills the humor because it the first thing you think of. Outside of the fact that this guy here isn't a good actor just cute. The averageness of the white guy added to the humor.

by Anonymousreply 4607/31/2020

[quote]Old Jake was better. But of course he had to be replaced because we HAVE to have diversity.

Something tells me you never complained when every fucking biblical film was only white people including Jesus or if some sci-fi/mythical shit includes only white characters, you have no issue. Because dragons and white wizards and only white people living in the Middle East during biblical times are all believable, but a single black insurance agent in a commercial is just too much to handle.

by Anonymousreply 4707/31/2020

Amen

by Anonymousreply 4807/31/2020

Oh, come on r47. I agree with you about the bleaching of the Bible and maybe about the sci-fi. But if you are claiming that the decision makers, who are marketing a product, did not consider diversity in their choice of a replacement Jake then you are just an idiot.

Do you think that guy was picked simply on merit?

by Anonymousreply 4907/31/2020

R49, it's ONE commercial. I mean come on. You sound like the people who complain if they see a gay couple in commercials for products that used to feature hetero couple. There's nothing wrong with having commercials that *actually* reflect society.

by Anonymousreply 5007/31/2020

Exactly

by Anonymousreply 5107/31/2020

Very cute

by Anonymousreply 5207/31/2020

Hottt

by Anonymousreply 5307/31/2020

His abs look gross in the pic OP posted.

by Anonymousreply 5407/31/2020

Saw one of the new commercials and he does sound fem but also has no personality. If they're looking for a new flo i don't think this is going to fly

by Anonymousreply 5507/31/2020

What’s ironic is that they claimed they brought in this guy to be the new Jake because they said they wanted a professional actor, yet the original guy (who is an actual employee) can act better than this hired one.

by Anonymousreply 5607/31/2020

I agree r50, and your example of the gay couple is perfect. I wasn’t one of the people complaining about new jake. I don’t really have a dog in that hunt. But I am sure that race was a factor they considered when trying to sell their product. I don’t think that’s a bad thing.

Just like the gay couples. I’m glad to see advertisers go after our market and find it interesting to see what goods and services they are trying to move. I have no problem acknowledging that their choice was calculated.

by Anonymousreply 5707/31/2020

The new Jake is more modern, hipper, and has huge sex appeal. If you search “Jake from State Farm” on Twitter, most of the Tweets are about how hot this Jake is.

by Anonymousreply 5808/01/2020

Nobody in this thread would’ve mentioned the race of the actor if he was a hot white guy. But because he’s black, he’s an Affirmative Action pick.

by Anonymousreply 5908/01/2020

Yep, racist gay white men are disgusting

by Anonymousreply 6008/01/2020

I have no objection to the new guy, but it’s laziness and non-creative on the advertising agency’s part for not introducing him as a new character in a new situation. As has been stated, the old Jake was funnier, as was the commercial in general. The exchange, “she sounds hideous”, “well, she’s a guy” made that ad. If it was modified because of trans influence, it shows how ridiculous we’ve become...

by Anonymousreply 6108/01/2020

I have Allstate, so WTF do I care who they use?

by Anonymousreply 6208/01/2020

My friends had a water line to their upstairs toilet explode. Water damage occurred downstairs. Their contractor told them State Farm were the absolute worst insurance company to work with. Thank god they had Erie. They were fantastic

by Anonymousreply 6308/01/2020

If he were wearing no pants at all during the commercial it would have been even better.

by Anonymousreply 6408/01/2020

I’ve heard horrible stuff about State Farm

by Anonymousreply 6508/01/2020

He has a gay accent. He mentioned “hot men” in there interview. Does he identify as bi or gay?

by Anonymousreply 6608/01/2020

Is it like a real farm, with animals and stuff?

by Anonymousreply 6708/01/2020

Help me out here, is this person delivering pizza to Jake From State Farm a guy or a girl?

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by Anonymousreply 6808/01/2020

clearly going for non-binary^

by Anonymousreply 6908/01/2020

and he shows pubes in his selfies! what other commercial actor does that?

by Anonymousreply 7008/01/2020

Cowboy

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by Anonymousreply 7108/02/2020

There is nothing attractive about him, not one thing

by Anonymousreply 7208/02/2020

There is plenty attractive about him, plenty. Handsome, hot body, sexy but kind seeming

by Anonymousreply 7308/02/2020

ABG.

by Anonymousreply 7408/02/2020

Yeah, the face ain't great. He is an ABG.

by Anonymousreply 7508/02/2020

r75 more for me!

by Anonymousreply 7608/02/2020

Cute

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by Anonymousreply 7708/10/2020

The whole commercial was already an “Ode to the Down Low”, but now ......

by Anonymousreply 7808/10/2020

Jake could get it

by Anonymousreply 7908/10/2020

He's no Justin Case.

by Anonymousreply 8008/10/2020

I want Jake from State Farm to sit on my face!

by Anonymousreply 8108/17/2020

I want that buff body in my bed, that red shirt and khakis on my floor

by Anonymousreply 8208/17/2020

With Mahomes

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by Anonymousreply 8308/17/2020

They have a new ad out with Jake laid back in a red robe, they might as well have him open it and unfurl his dick!

by Anonymousreply 8408/20/2020

The original commercial was clear visually to viewers that the husband and the insurance agent had only a business relationship. When the agent was replaced with black Jake, it made the scene ambiguous. Was the white husband getting a little sumpin’ sumpin’ with his insurance coverage? The insertion of the down low aspect changed the dynamics.

by Anonymousreply 8508/20/2020

They casted Kevin for sex appeal and hipness

by Anonymousreply 8608/20/2020

He’s sexy for sure

by Anonymousreply 8708/20/2020

The straight factor in the original commercial is what made it funny. This new guy kills the joke. They needed to make an entirely new commercial instead of filling a diversity slot which is unctuous in its pandering.

by Anonymousreply 8808/20/2020

I honestly didnt pay any attention to these commercials until the new hot Jake appeared.

by Anonymousreply 8908/20/2020

Me too! Hotties matter.

by Anonymousreply 9008/20/2020

New Jake is everything

by Anonymousreply 9108/20/2020

He needs to do a commercial in a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 9208/20/2020

Naw, square cuts or compression shorts

by Anonymousreply 9308/20/2020

He needs to launch an OnlyFans

by Anonymousreply 9408/20/2020

I like both Jakes. The first one is better at the dry humour. The new Jake is sexier. Even if the new Jake is for diversity, who cares, he's still charismatic and sexy.

I hope they continue to use both Jakes.

by Anonymousreply 9508/20/2020

This Jake is ugly and is not funny.

by Anonymousreply 9608/20/2020

I wonder if the 2 Jakes get into seXXXy sword ⚔️ fights in the bathroom???

by Anonymousreply 9708/21/2020

He's going to be a part of the DC Fandome event tomorrow

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by Anonymousreply 9808/21/2020

🔥

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by Anonymousreply 9908/25/2020

The comments are hilarious in that YouTube video.

"What's with all these women fawning over/stalking Jake?"

by Anonymousreply 10008/25/2020

yeah, whats this person problem with new Jake?

[quote]I don't like the trend of these new ads. Women fawning over Jake and showering him with gifts. This is the second ad with this line.

by Anonymousreply 10108/25/2020

Why is Jake black now? I don’t care that the spokesperson is black...but just changing the actor randomly was odd. It would be like Flo from Progressive suddenly being an Asian lady like nothing happend.

by Anonymousreply 10208/25/2020

I want to see him get freaky with the guy from the Humira commercials

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by Anonymousreply 10308/27/2020

glad they got rid of fat old jake

by Anonymousreply 10408/27/2020

R103 I love when they all stare at him when he sneaks off to the bathroom glory holes, again & again.

by Anonymousreply 10508/28/2020

Uh, the Humira dude has unsexy issues

by Anonymousreply 10608/28/2020

I would marry the character at r103 despite his loathsome disease, whatever it is.

by Anonymousreply 10708/28/2020

[quote]I would marry the character at [R103] despite his loathsome disease, whatever it is.

Persistent Vaginal Itch.

by Anonymousreply 10808/28/2020

The Darren Criss-lite Humira guy is indeed a homosexual

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by Anonymousreply 10908/28/2020

Best thing to happen in 2020 was Jake from State Farm becoming hot

by Anonymousreply 11009/03/2020

Special delivery

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by Anonymousreply 11109/13/2020

They need to do a commercial with Jake shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 11209/13/2020

Yes indeed

by Anonymousreply 11309/13/2020

Jake from State Farm at 3 o’clock in the morning? Are you wearing a condom, Jake?

by Anonymousreply 11409/13/2020

They really made the new Jake from State Farm hot as hell huh

by Anonymousreply 11509/13/2020

[quote] yet the original guy (who is an actual employee)

I swear, the shit you learn on Datalounge. I had no idea. Thanks for that little nugget.

by Anonymousreply 11609/13/2020

Call me bruh🔥🔥💜

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by Anonymousreply 11709/13/2020

[quote] He mentioned “hot men” in there interview.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 11809/13/2020

ABG

by Anonymousreply 11909/13/2020

[quote] They casted Kevin for sex appeal and hipness

They did what now?

by Anonymousreply 12009/13/2020

I need to meet him

by Anonymousreply 12109/13/2020

Jake with a discount Ron Swanson

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by Anonymousreply 12209/13/2020

His face is oddly shaped, like it’s been elongated downward.

by Anonymousreply 12309/14/2020

Is he single?

by Anonymousreply 12409/14/2020

Hard to say now, but here's an old video with his girlfriend

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by Anonymousreply 12509/14/2020

Bump

by Anonymousreply 12609/17/2020

He's a fool to do anything that could be bad for State Farm's image.

They replaced the first "Jake" without a second thought.

[quote]"Flo Progressive" Salary: Stephanie Courtney earns $1 million per year playing "Flo" from Progressive in their commercials.

She's been doing this since 2008 although her salary probably has been renegotiated several times and probably didn't hit this amount until the last couple years.

by Anonymousreply 12709/17/2020

He's got Lionel Richie Face.

by Anonymousreply 12809/17/2020

$1 million seems very low for such a huge ad campaign

by Anonymousreply 12909/17/2020

[quote] He's got Lionel Richie Face.

Yes, that long horse face. It’s not attractive

by Anonymousreply 13009/17/2020

People are so thirsty for Jake

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by Anonymousreply 13110/17/2020

Wow some of you diversity complainers sound like your eyes would burn if you see a black person. Did you grow up immersed in whiteness?

by Anonymousreply 13210/17/2020

Izzy Rojas

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by Anonymousreply 133Last Thursday at 12:25 PM

Izzy Rojas

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by Anonymousreply 134Last Thursday at 12:25 PM

They are putting in extra smedium shirts

by Anonymousreply 135Last Friday at 4:09 AM

Putting him in

by Anonymousreply 136Last Friday at 4:27 AM

Izzy Rojas

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by Anonymousreply 137Yesterday at 9:39 AM

[quote] Wow some of you diversity complainers sound like your eyes would burn if you see a black person. Did you grow up immersed in whiteness?

It’s not that. It’s because he replaced an already established character. No one would have a problem if this was a brand new character. Just don’t call him Jake from State Farm. It’s like how everyone had a problem with Michael B. Jordan playing Johnny Storm but loved him playing Killmonger.

by Anonymousreply 138Yesterday at 10:00 AM

I was surprised that this thread has so many posts because new Jake isn’t the usual DL fav type, if you know what I mean. But then I read the posts and it makes more sense.

by Anonymousreply 139Yesterday at 11:17 AM

He’s hot

by Anonymousreply 140Yesterday at 11:24 AM

Hopefully Jake is nicely cut with a dark scar.

by Anonymousreply 14120 hours ago
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