What is Donald Trump doing for his birthday today?

Looking at pics of this guy knowing he'll never be him.

He’s practicing drinking out of a water glass. Walking down ramps is scheduled for next year, once he masters drinking and holding a glass with one hand.

Phoning around his crony ‘advisors’ for reassurance that he didn’t mess up yesterday and pissing through the chair upholstery as he gets no praise.

Flood Trump’s Twitter feed with Obama quotes and pictures.

A round of golf with Miz Lindsey and then watching homemade porn with Roger Stone while they reminisce about Jeffrey Epstein.

Snackin' and poopin'.

THREE scoops of ice cream...not just the regular two.

The biggest artery clogging triple meal McDonalds has to offer.

His personal Chocolate cake made at a Trump property filled with Minnie's special ingredient.....

Lazy Dickhead goes Golfing.

Yelling at the neighbor kid

Eating well-done steak covered in ketchup while flicking it to memories of those golden shower hookers.

Matt Gaetz popping out of DJT's birthday cake while Louie Gohmert, Gym Jordan, and Devin Nunes sing happy birthday?

Cake icing decorated with candy ladybugs courtesy of Lady G.

Hopefully death.

Reading the Vairst Leddy’s prenup to see if she’s obligated to give him a blowjob.

Calling and Skyping all of his "friends" out of the blue with "Today is a beautiful day isn't it? Greatest day of the year" as a subtle reminder fo them to wish him a happy birthday.

Later on a call from Charleston, SC as a certain senator(not Tim Scott) sings "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" a la Marilyn Monroe.

Melanie and Barron will stop by CVS for a nice card.

Golf.

To celebrate his birthday he will let all the south American children in caged out for 74 minutes!

Quietly reflecting on the significance and responsibility of the office he holds. Asking himself in this time of crisis, how can he help lift this country to a better place? Roaming the halls of the White House and gazing upon the portraits of past presidents to see if perhaps he could absorb some of their wisdom and courage.

After his round of golf, Melanoma is taking him to McDonald's. I told her I would pay for an extra super sized meal and large diet coke. Afterwards back to the White House for a surprise birthday party. R13, how did you find out? It was supposed to be a secret.

Is that photo of Trump from today, R10? Because if it is,...and even if it isn't...he needs medication and a mental hospital. Grown ass men don't act like that.

Same as always — wallowing ponderously on his bed eating hamberders and watching Fox News.

And that “executive time” is most of his working day as well.

Being served and eating Minny's cake from "The Help".

ok, pie, Minny's pie!

Eating 3 slices of the most beautiful chocolate cake with extra scoops of ice cream

Not me. I make him sign papers.

Reading his perfect, beautiful letters from Kim Jong Un and Putin while stroking his mushroom

[quote]and pissing through the chair upholstery as he gets no praise.

R3 I can't imagine the smell of those chairs. Does maintenance clean them every night? Or are they complete re-upholstered every few days? His body odor and breath stink were kept quiet but are now being reported mainstream. No one standing near him is ever smiling.

Shitting his pants is also the reason he only wears navy blue suits. Owning only one color makes quick-changes less noticeable.

Happy Birhday, my cherished asset!🎁🎈🎂

Fresh pee pee girls 4 u!

Snackin' , Putin, Pootin', and Poopin'. In his great big clown pants. Poppin' Adderall in between.

Plunging into a sinkhole whilst aboard his golf cart. Farts and hilarity ensue!

Mickey must go to party, I'll be there. Hope & now, LadyG, will keep an off-limits eye on you two.

Fuming over all the Pro-Obama posts on Twitter!