Greatest five word movie quotes

The first sin was intercourse.

Although I should turn in my gay card because there’s another that probably comes to mind first, at least for us.

That’s not the quote, r1. It’s

“And the first sin was intercourse.”

Six words. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

"I told you cha-cha heels!"

I pray you find Jesus.

Always fitting on DL and it's a Margaret White quote.

Same director:

Open the pod bay door.

Me love you long time.

[quote] Open the pod bay door.

He never actually says that as a line.

He has his father's eyes.

"You didn't do it, Jane."

The fives words need to be the whole sentence.

Exactly r10!

“We forgot about the flowers.”

𝑫𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅'𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒖𝒔 𝑼𝒛𝒊𝒔

'Wars not make one great.' - Yoda

Houston, we have a problem.

No, I am your father.

I'm your number one fan.

“Find strength in what remains.”

Here's looking at you, kid.

There's no crying in baseball.

I’ll get you, my pretty.

You are a whore, darlin’.

"Follow the yellow brick road!"

I coulda been a contender.

My name is Pussy Galore.

You can't handle the truth!

A martini, shaken, not stirred.

I'll have what she's having.

When did I eat corn?

The name’s Bond. James Bond.

“That looks like an autopsy.”

Go ahead, make my day.

I'm ready for my close-up

Round up the usual suspects.

You had me at hello.

No, I am your father.

“That'll do, pig. That'll do"

Fuck you, R36.

"That's only three words, R38."

I can smell your cunt!

Are you talkin' to me?????

The Monster: [speaking to Frankenstein and Elizabeth] Go, you live. [turning to Doctor Pretorius] The Monster: You stay, we belong dead.

I cry every time. My Poor Dad was watching it on VHS with my little sister (he taught us all to love classic Horror movies) when he got up to unplug the TV. He Has Alzheimer's,and was home when Mom died.

Play it again, Sam.

Thank God no one's said "I'm walkin' here"

& I'm amazed no one's done this yet...clearly no homosexuals left in this house

Pity one of DL's favourite quotes, "Hold me, David, I'm scared." isn't from a movie.

For r18: the word "behind"

"The deengo ayte mah baybee."

OK, I know that's not the exact quote, but that's what everyone even remembers about the movie.

Are you looking at me?

Your girl is lovely Hubbell

I'm the filthiest person alive.

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Vicki? Ice Skater or Stewardess?

Sylvia-Louise, with a hyphen.

An offer he can’t refuse

The dishes are done man!

R55, r53, r43, No.

I want to be alone

TINAAAA!!! Bring me the axe!

R43–that’s a misquote. And four words.

This is my first time.

There’s no place like home

I am not an animal.

See that’s an example of only part of a movie quote. The whole quote is, “I am not an animal, I am a human being, I am a man.”

We are talking about a full, self-sufficient quote grab, like “They call me MISTER Tibbs.”

TINAAAAAAAAAA!

Bring me the axe!

I have a particular set of skills. I will track you down. I will find you. I will kill you.

Taken -2008

The hospital? What is it?

Jim *never* vomits at home.

And stop calling me Shirley.

R66, when the topic is “Greatest Twenty-Word Movie Quotes,” we’ll let you know.

Drive me off this picture!

Here's looking at you, kid.

Yeah! Finger my bubble butt - joey stefano to lon flexx

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

You had me at "hello."

Stupid is as stupid does.

I am THE Eunice Burns

You ARE a whore, darlin'.

I wanna know whyyyyy whyyyyyy?!

Surely you must be joking.

R63 everyone remembers the five word quote you provided. It stands on its own for The Elephant Man.

I want more life, f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ father

Fuck you, R76.

Fuck you, R62

"More fudge, Daddy! More fudge!"

And like that, he’s gone.

I knew it was you!

This is Mrs. Norman Maine.

The quote is "You talkin' to me?" not "Are you talking to me?" thus making this quote ineligible for five word status, R41.

You are the weakest link! (Five words, but not a movie, so also ineligible.)

That is one nutty hospital.

-Bill Murray, TOOTSIE

You can't kill the Boogeyman.

Thank you, r79.

It puts the lotion onitsskin.

Or it gets the hoseagain.

Yeah, suck that big dick!

Where's the rest of me?

—Kings Row

What is it, you cuntface?

Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

Hand me that newspaper, Rose.

Give me that damn wig!

You ain't heard nothin' yet!

[quote]—The Jazz Singer (1927)

You can't handle the truth!

[quote]—A Few Good Men

Yippie ki yay, mother fucker! (Okay, so motherfucker is one word, but the quote is too good to not be included just because of punctuation).

[quote]—Die Hard

"Mother, what's wrong with me?"

Here it comes! Special delivery!

Eat the cake, Anna Mae.

Make that coffee to go.

Toe hell with your RULES, OP.

Best four word movie quote; No wire hangers EVER.

Best six word movie title: Mother, May I Sleep with Danger

R104, writing from the children’s table ....

Now, OP / R105, did you cheat and google "best five word movie quotes"? Asking for a friend.

“Have the lambs stopped screaming?”

I'll have what she's having.

Don't fuck with me fellas!

We had sushi, I was almost raped.

They think I pee perfume.

Let's watch the kiddies play

You can trust me Carrie.

I am a short, fat slut.

I can handle the socks

Yup OP / R105. You've used three quotes from the imdb list. Nobody has a quote like "They call me Mister Tibbs!" on the tip of their tongues. "In the Heat of the Night" was a long time ago. You're cheating.

Give My Daughter Her Shot !!!!!!

R117 wins!

hang on Sloopy hang on.

You Can't Handle the Truth!

Use enough dynamite there Butch?

R117 is a misquote and is disqualified.

Give my daughter the shot!

I'll have what she's having.

[quote] Can't catch me, gay thoughts!!!!

Tammy Cruise from a movie called Life.

"There's no gene for fate."

Come suck my cock, now

Hold it between your knees!!

I am Law and Order!

T'ee an me, chicka chickabee!

-Nell

He has his father’s eyes.

Why did you adopt me?

Don’t you act for me!

We've got guests coming over..

Don't FUCK with the babysitter

I'm as mad as hell.

And your little dog, too, R21!

La plume de ma tante!! 🤮

Rhett: You need kissing, and badly! Scarlett: You're coarse and your conceited!

What do you mean, “funny?”

Are we on COPS, again?

My name.....I'm Laura Mars

fuck me in my butthole

We represent the Lollipop Guild 🍭

Mothers don’t hate their sons!

A great ... big ... fat ... FLOP!

"I love you." "I know."

You want a job, Ernie?

Ronnie: A bride without a head! Loretta: A wolf without a foot!!

Warriors, come out and plaayay!

You got the ugly carrot!

There's one in every bag.

That is a tight hole

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"

There's no place like home...

Have you checked the children?

Paula Abdul in my show?

Yes I did Helen Keller!!

I coulda been a contender!

Can the adults please smoke?

You'll shoot your eye out.

Tonight we dine in Hell!!!!

R122

"Give My Daughter The Shot !!!!!!"

There, I corrected myself. Satisfied, bitch?

BTW, NOT disqualified.

Ida Nelson that's a lie!

I sucked your brother’s cock.

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

Whose hand was I holding?!?

"Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!" was even greater.

Difficult color, green.... very tricky.

Np more wire hangars ever!!

Fill your hand, you sonuvabitch!

Mae Doyle, ten years later.

You built on a graveyard??

R153, meet r62.

Tell me about it, stud.

Eat it Peggy! Eat it!