"Ive Never Been To Me" by Charlene

The contents of the Ark of the Covenant, Rose.

Things you can only see in Nice, or the isle of Greece.

A 90-year-old king sitting on the toilet? Injured combat soldiers?

I like the song's melody and the vocal, but the lyrics are so cringy, especially that little spoken word part.

[quote] What things did she see that a woman ain't suppose to see?

Ted Kennedy near the water

Jack Nicholson's wrinkled ballsac.

A Mapplethorpe exhibit

probably something about Danny Thomas’ glass topped coffee table - -

The year 2020

OP? When a man go up into another man........

Trump’s Cheeto cock!

Mushroom dick

When she sings the line:

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete.

Is she talking about miscarriages or abortions?

She took the sweet life=abortions.

R12, she was too busy living it up in her 20s and 30s, and she didn't want to give up booze for 9 months, get stretch marks, and shit a watermelon out of her vagina. That was before egg-freezing and surrogacy was en vogue.

Hopefully not sexual torture or molestation. This song reminds me of the case against Jeffrey Epstein.

Goatse

A woman ain't supposed to see into the future. And a woman especially ain't supposed to see what the Philippines and Oceania are about to do to her song.

And we will never stop.

She saw "Moment by Moment"

The subtle whoring

R14 if that’s so she sounds like a whore and a selfish bitch!

This song was originally released in 1977 and it barely registered on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at #97. It was re-released in 1982 and went all the way to #3 on the Billboard Hot 100.

It was a #1 hit in Australia, Canada, and the United Kingdom.

^^^ What a cheaply-made video.

I love the melody, but the more I listen to the lyrics, the more pissed I get. She's had this awesome life but she's filled with regret that she didn't live the conventional life of settling down and getting knocked up.

A lot of women don't look back on their extensive sexual history with the same pride as men do.

Go figure.

The male version involves begging for dimes; stealing women; abandoning children; China and Asia Minor; and wrecking county jails with some good ol' boys.

Best of all, he knows he's going to die the next day.

She saw Lady G's NDAs.

Maybe she squatted over a mirror?

Sounds like your Rose.

This was just propaganda for women to marry and have a bunch of brats. The message is that you won't find happiness in traveling the world or hooking up with kings and hot men, only a boring married life will satisfy a woman. Of course the male version never took off.

Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about

People and places as we'd like them to be but you know what truth is?

It's that little baby you're holding, and it's that man you fought with

This morning, the same one you're going to make love with tonight

That's truth, that's love

She's seen many things, but is failing to see that she is colluding in her own oppression.

[quote]What things did she see that a woman ain't suppose to see?

Madonna without makeup

She chucked it down the pan!

If I were a lady I'd be having abortions all the time!

Here is the real version by Mary McGregor

Here is the real version by Mary McGregor

[quote]What things did she see that a woman ain't suppose to see?

She saw Danny Thomas's glass coffee table

She saw the unredacted Mueller Report.

She's in really big trouble now.

When it gets to the [italic]"Please lady, please, lady, don't just walk away"[/italic] part, I always imagine her as a bag lady accosting some mom with her tot in the park.

Ha ha, r40!

I always envisioned "I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo/And showed 'em what I got" as her marching up to tuxedoed men in a casino and aggressively shaking her tits at them.