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Batshit crazy Armie Hammer attempting to flee Cayman Islands and smuggle himself into US via Instagram Stories

I thought this deserved its own thread!

This is fun, like when Britney shaved her head!

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by Anonymousreply 168July 2, 2020 9:15 PM

He's just joking. God, you people can't take a joke...

by Anonymousreply 1June 12, 2020 7:53 PM

Why do so many people misuse apostrophes? Why not check for correctness especially if something will be public and associated with you?

by Anonymousreply 2June 12, 2020 11:46 PM

Since Timothee was seen at the protests he’s been having a major meltdown. Tell me again how they’re friends? He can’t stand it. lol

by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2020 4:28 AM

Must have been a shock for him turning up to shoot CMBYN and discovering the twink had a monster cock compared to his own needle dick. No wonder there was no frontal nudity.

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2020 7:47 AM

Seems to me that he's displaying his NEED to get back to LA so he can join in the protests like the woke AF guy he is. Damage control after the bashing he got on twitter and after his tone deaf golfing post? "Like, really you guys I'd be there if I could but I'm STUCK on my tropical island and definitely don't have access to daddy's private jet..."

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2020 10:04 AM

^ although also pretty obviously distancing himself from Lizard here by not including her in his 'attempt' to flee. I smell a divorce announcement once they both 'make' it back home...

by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2020 10:06 AM

R6 what’s the preoccupation you Charmies have with this divorce? He’s not going to miraculously marry you or start being seen publicly with Timothee. If he was they’d be seen together already. They would have hung out when they had the protection of Armie’s marriage and Lily Rose. They won’t be getting married. That would destroy his career and if by your logic they’ve been hiding this entire time they won’t become open any time ever because they want to protect their careers.

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2020 1:24 PM

Stuck?

Is he still stranded due to Covid?

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2020 1:35 PM

Yes!

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2020 2:57 PM

R7 Who’s a charmie? I didn’t mention the French rat.

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2020 3:03 PM

R10, I'm a Charmie and here is the French rat

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by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2020 3:17 PM

loooks like legit pic of u fuckiing tim tim....was his cunt sweet?

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2020 3:39 PM

Man, he's the sweetest lay I've ever had

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2020 3:48 PM

Is that pic real?

Pretty good photoshop if not.

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2020 3:56 PM

R14 I suspect the top half is Tim from the movie The King and the bottom half is random porn. The more people manipulate Timothée's image for attention-seeking fake photos, the more skeptical I become about any "surprising" pics of him. How is this not illegal? It's certainly unethical. Imagine if someone used your image this way.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2020 4:38 PM

Armie isn’t stuck in the Cayman Islands he actively went there at the beginning of the quarantine so his disgusting parasites could benefit from a huge golf resort and daddy’s estate. He didn’t want to have to fight for toilet tissue like the rest of the plebes.

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2020 4:41 PM

That's not photoshop, nor is it Timmy. Just a porn guy that looks a lot like him. Was talked a lot about back in 2018, y'all dumbasses are just behind. I mean look at these fucking threads lmao, Nutjobs Convention much?

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2020 4:54 PM

R14 & R15, R17 beat me to it. Yes, it's not him but he's incredible all the same. There's another porn star I saw in action yesterday on pornhub that also looks like Tim, but the DL would not allow me to post it, which is a shame. The guy was swallowing this other black guy's load and looked so much like Tim while doing it.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2020 4:58 PM

For those who think that Armie's interest in black issues is recent:

[quote] Birth of Nation (2016)

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by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2020 5:09 PM

Come on boys, you're slipping...

It is Leif from Raunchy Bastards.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2020 5:20 PM

Why isn't he in jail for child abuse, he would be if he was a person of colour.

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2020 5:21 PM

R20, thanks, man. He does look like him for sure.

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2020 5:42 PM

R21, calm down, dear. There is no child involved here.

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2020 6:28 PM

R23 do they mean armie letting his kid suck on his feet ?

by Anonymousreply 24June 13, 2020 6:42 PM

R24, do you think R21 was referring to Armie's child?

by Anonymousreply 25June 13, 2020 6:58 PM

R17, they look exactly alike, right down to the skinny body. It's uncanny. That's why I was certain R11 was fake. Must be weird for both of them. The porn actor must wonder if he could have been a major movie star, internationally adored and praised. Funny how life goes.

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2020 7:09 PM

Armie is probably in LA just too scared shitless to protest.

by Anonymousreply 27June 13, 2020 7:19 PM

R26 porn actors are usually drug addicts or have other major problems. I doubt he dreamt of being an actor. Timothee was going to be an actor or have a successful career. He was at college. Life is unfair but it was always going to go this way.

by Anonymousreply 28June 13, 2020 7:22 PM

R26, what is stranger still is that the porn actor disappeared. I have not seen him in any other films.

In life being born at the right time in the right place is the most important thing.

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2020 7:31 PM

[quote] Armie is probably in LA just too"busy"to protest.

There, I fixed it for you.

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2020 7:32 PM

R30 busy on Twitter?

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2020 8:21 PM

R31, too

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2020 8:36 PM

His boat post was an excuse because he’s going to be featured in his wife’s future escapades in the Caymans. His tweets are for show too right? If so, he’s pretty fake and they all happened after his “BFF” turned up at a protest so that must have really shook him. He hates Timothee lol.

by Anonymousreply 33June 14, 2020 9:53 AM

Yeah he’s going to feature in her fundraising thing next weekend for a food bank in the Caymans. (Hilarious given that she’s kicking back in a 5 star resort and showing off her opulent meals served by the local staff.) So Armie never intended to leave GC either on a boat or daddy’s private jet.

by Anonymousreply 34June 14, 2020 10:39 AM

R34 the manic tweeting and posting must have been him performing to keep up with Timmy. The Hammers are very fake. Wasn’t Armand Hammer a double agent?

by Anonymousreply 35June 14, 2020 11:53 AM

Armie has several PR fans who post all over. There are two black woman in particular who wax lyrical about how great he is.

by Anonymousreply 36June 14, 2020 1:55 PM

R36 I noticed one of those women, always comments on his tweets. So obvious.

by Anonymousreply 37June 14, 2020 2:14 PM

foot fetish pedophile, you all are sick.

by Anonymousreply 38June 14, 2020 2:18 PM

I find batshit crazy alcoholic Armie Hammer, far more interesting than boring ass married Armie.

I couldn't have cared less about the old Armie, but I'm loving this guy.

He's acting so strange.

by Anonymousreply 39June 14, 2020 2:22 PM

R39 I agree, it's extremely entertaining. I just can't decide whether he's genuinely off his rocker or if he's just desperate for attention and online drama is the only way he can get it at the moment?

by Anonymousreply 40June 14, 2020 2:26 PM

IIRC his paternal grandfather was legitimately mentally ill and his own father has a history of substance abuse as well as eccentric and questionable behaviors. Armand Hammer himself was very high functioning but would be easily classified as a megalomaniac.

by Anonymousreply 41June 14, 2020 2:34 PM

R41 that sort of dysfunction leads a scar. He seems either bipolar or high functioning spectrum. Look at his handwriting. Full of misspellings but psychotically neat. The aunt who went off on him a few days ago seemed genuinely concerned for her niece. I wonder how sane he is at home. Is this why Liz suffers eating disorders?

by Anonymousreply 42June 14, 2020 4:01 PM

R41 what sort of questionable behaviors?

by Anonymousreply 43June 14, 2020 4:03 PM

R42 link please

by Anonymousreply 44June 14, 2020 5:02 PM

[quote] The aunt who went off on him a few days ago seemed genuinely concerned for her niece.

Who Harper? Please tell me more.

R42, you raise very valid points I had never considered until now. So, his behaviour seems off, I am remembering how Tim always appeared to tip toe around him not to make him angry for some reason, but I just thought Armie was bad tempered. Now, however, he's displaying behaviour I didn't expect from him.

by Anonymousreply 45June 14, 2020 6:59 PM

The behavior is inexplicable. He’s been quarantined in paradise with his wife, kids and a group of friends. They’ve had exclusive use of resort facilities and beautiful weather. The kids have friends. From the looks of the recent ig story they’ve had minions to do things for them. Why therefore is Armie having a meltdown? Charmies think it’s because he misses Timothée.

by Anonymousreply 46June 14, 2020 7:37 PM

They are throwing a bd party for the help now. Omg she even tagged him. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 47June 14, 2020 7:37 PM

He needs to “leak” his nakedness...videos preferred.

by Anonymousreply 48June 14, 2020 8:10 PM

No r48, you are not clever.

No, you have not added to the conversation.

Go away, adults are talking.

by Anonymousreply 49June 14, 2020 8:19 PM

So let's recap, yo. This past week he's been: pro black people, pro-lgbtq, against Trump, against open carry, against religion quoting atheists and shit. Maaaaan, his Trumpster racist Bible thumping mother is for sure writing him off her will as we speak. And the guy's desperate to get the hell out of there solo so I'm also expecting a divorce announcement this year. Nice development lmfaoooo.

by Anonymousreply 52June 15, 2020 11:37 PM

r52 go back to tapatalk, charmie.

by Anonymousreply 53June 16, 2020 12:00 AM

^^ add pro-choice to that. Poor Dru 🤣

by Anonymousreply 54June 16, 2020 12:00 AM

r53 no worries, I'm not gonna start posting on these threads. Just wanna enjoy you bitches choke 😏

by Anonymousreply 55June 16, 2020 12:03 AM

R52 he's certainly come a long way from the guy who used to post about going to Sunday School with his kids and who bought his wife a gun as a gift. Or has he?

by Anonymousreply 56June 16, 2020 9:19 AM

R56 link to the gun purchase please?

by Anonymousreply 57June 16, 2020 10:37 AM

R56 Armie will say or do anything for attention and money. His little excursion to Saudi Arabia should have told you everything. He’s jumping on the bandwagon since posting the golf shots.

by Anonymousreply 58June 16, 2020 10:42 AM

R56 = naive idiot

This was a man who was supposedly in the process of separating from his wife and yet he still chose to hole up with her in a racist, neocolonialist Caribbean country rather than any of the other many places available to him within the United States. Now he has FOMO because of all the stuff that's happening here and is overcompensating on social media to mask his rich white survivors guilt.

by Anonymousreply 59June 16, 2020 12:16 PM

Apparently she's doing some livestream charity workout thing this weekend with her rich white cohorts on the island, and Hammer will be serving cocktails. A bunch of malnourished pseudo-influencers working out to HELP the poor blacks, before downing $30 cocktails and probably tagging their bikini designers on instagram. Hopefully this will be what it takes to wake people up to the hypocrisy of his shallow, performative twitter rants about BLM etc.

by Anonymousreply 60June 16, 2020 1:25 PM

R60 nope. You stating it will change everything. They live on these boards and act accordingly. Anything they do in public is to appease the public and to improve their image so you can rest assured Armie will no longer be serving cocktails in his Kaftan with nothing on underneath because you blew their cover. Damn. I was really looking forward to that little show.

by Anonymousreply 61June 16, 2020 3:46 PM

Will Armie be cancelled soon?

I'm thinking YES.

by Anonymousreply 62June 16, 2020 3:52 PM

R62 Armie has been cancelled since he was snubbed by the Academy for playing a pedo. Does he really have fans besides the crazy Charmies?

by Anonymousreply 63June 16, 2020 3:58 PM

[quote] Armie has been cancelled since he was snubbed by the Academy for playing a pedo

And yet little Timmy is the toast of Hollywood.

Why does he get a pass? Timmy was in that crappy movie, too.

by Anonymousreply 64June 16, 2020 4:06 PM

R64 probably because Timothee was believable, not wooden and didn’t play the actual pedo.

by Anonymousreply 65June 16, 2020 4:33 PM

Wow he really thinks people don’t know about these things unless he tweets them

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by Anonymousreply 66June 16, 2020 6:59 PM

Meanwhile

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by Anonymousreply 67June 16, 2020 7:05 PM

R65, keep telling yourself that. There are actual pedos in HW, real ones. Timmy got a pass because the grownups in HW want to jump his bones. That's Tim's appeal, he's 24 yet he looks like a 14 yo and they all want a piece of him.

Incidentally, there is a photo somewhere of director PTA behaving in a way that is making Tim who is also seen within the frame, feel shocked and uncomfortable. I wonder what that is...

by Anonymousreply 68June 16, 2020 8:34 PM

R67, well, the show must go on...

by Anonymousreply 69June 16, 2020 8:35 PM

[quote]Armie has been cancelled since he was snubbed by the Academy for playing a pedo. Does he really have fans besides the crazy Charmies?

No. His fans are: crazy Charmies, his beloved [italic]Timmy stans[/italic] , people paid by his PR to reply to his tweets

by Anonymousreply 70June 16, 2020 9:48 PM

R68

PTA in Austin in 2018:

"I want a piece of what Armie is having."

by Anonymousreply 71June 16, 2020 11:01 PM

R71 What an awful moment that was. I didn't realize it was PTA who said it. At least one of them had family members in the audience. What a colossal ego that man must have to say that out loud.

by Anonymousreply 72June 16, 2020 11:25 PM

[quote]Incidentally, there is a photo somewhere of director PTA behaving in a way that is making Tim who is also seen within the frame, feel shocked and uncomfortable. I wonder what that is...

[quote]What an awful moment that was. I didn't realize it was PTA who said it. At least one of them had family members in the audience. What a colossal ego that man must have to say that out loud.

Do you have links?

by Anonymousreply 73June 16, 2020 11:33 PM

Who is PTA?

by Anonymousreply 74June 16, 2020 11:51 PM

Paul Thomas Anderson, I guess

by Anonymousreply 75June 16, 2020 11:56 PM

Ignore the Charmie and it’s made up gossip.

by Anonymousreply 76June 17, 2020 12:00 AM

R76 I'm not a Charmie as I make no claim to knowing anything about these people's love lives or favoring one outcome over another. I'm merely pointing out that PTA said something grossly inappropriate at an award ceremony in Austin. His exact words were, "I'll have what Armie's having." The fact that he said this (and it was recorded on video as they all stood on stage together) neither proves neither disproves his insinuation. It only goes to show he's an ass for making the insinuation at all while they were both standing there in front of a room full of people, including friends and family.

by Anonymousreply 77June 17, 2020 12:27 AM

Then post receipts, biaytch.

Didn’t think so.

by Anonymousreply 78June 17, 2020 12:29 AM

R77 link to the video?

by Anonymousreply 79June 17, 2020 12:29 AM

R78 As far as I can tell, it's been scrubbed from the internet because I can't find it now. I'm not surprised as it was embarrassing to everyone involved, especially PTA. So someone's PR team is doing their job. That doesn't change the fact that he said what he said. Feel free to disbelieve since the matter clearly bothers you to the point of name calling. It was years ago and clearly means nothing now. Not sure why you take such a personal interest. I don't.

by Anonymousreply 80June 17, 2020 12:50 AM

Armie’s just kidding. He could walk on water if he wanted to.

by Anonymousreply 81June 17, 2020 12:55 AM

R80 = “I have proof that Harry is gay.”

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by Anonymousreply 82June 17, 2020 1:09 AM

R80 I think I've found it. But it's just a part, so I don't know what they were saying before that. And quality is bad so it's difficult to see their reactions.

[quote]So someone's PR team is doing their job

They can get a video removed from YT, but they are never going to win over the fans, they will repost endlessly everything on IG/Tumblr etc LOL

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by Anonymousreply 83June 17, 2020 1:39 AM

R83

Thank you my Darling!

We don't see very well Timothée's reaction on this extract;

I remember that he shut down his face, this boy is such an open-book.

Maybe PTA meant Armie's drink/ alcohol? But Chalamet's face said otherwise...

by Anonymousreply 84June 17, 2020 6:55 AM

Mouseboy is delighted!

Step aside Hammer!

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by Anonymousreply 85June 17, 2020 7:28 AM

[quote]As far as I can tell, it's been scrubbed from the internet because I can't find it now

These two have fans obsessive enough that they save their Instagram and Snapchat stories, and yet this one thing is the one they missed, is it?

by Anonymousreply 86June 17, 2020 7:37 AM

LOL his comment is referring to how drunk Armie is. He did not think Armie “had” Timothée.

by Anonymousreply 87June 17, 2020 9:18 AM

He is critiquing companies for not paying their taxes while hiding out in the Cayman Islands

He really is astonishingly dumb

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by Anonymousreply 88June 17, 2020 9:19 AM

R88 oh wow that is really quite astonishingly dumb, even by his standards...

by Anonymousreply 89June 17, 2020 9:22 AM

Go Jake go!

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by Anonymousreply 90June 17, 2020 10:26 AM

R88 and very bold of AH to assume that we'll believe he's up due to 'insomnia' and not alllllllll the coke he could buy via his brown servants in his tax haven.

by Anonymousreply 91June 17, 2020 10:34 AM

Why are all his profile pics (Twitter/IG) so stupid?

Do you think he has a weird/childish idea of funny? ([italic]Josh, I am a complete whore I would work with anybody for anything[/italic])

Or he just knows that he won't be taken seriously anyway, so he acts stupid in any possible form of self-expression?

by Anonymousreply 92June 17, 2020 12:15 PM

This is the same man who thinks it's funny to post a vid suggesting he gets off on his baby son fellating his toes, so...

by Anonymousreply 93June 17, 2020 12:18 PM

R92 I used to think he was trying to show that was down-to-earth and didn't take himself too seriously in light of all the 'really really ridiculously good looking' stuff (which a couple of years ago was true). However, now I think he's just a dumbass with a childish sense of humor. Googling lazily for 'woke' facts to post on his twitter and act like he's the first to think about them... like, seriously? Make big business pay taxes? GROUNDBREAKING opinion, dude.

by Anonymousreply 94June 17, 2020 12:30 PM

^^ I mean it was true that he was good looking (IMO), not that he had any sense back then either.

by Anonymousreply 95June 17, 2020 12:30 PM

R87, LOL! You're so beautifully naive

by Anonymousreply 96June 17, 2020 12:58 PM

R88, duh, he can say that coz he pays his. Now you have proof he doesn't?

He's not there to avoid paying taxes, he's there to avoid the pandemic.

by Anonymousreply 97June 17, 2020 1:01 PM

R92 he grew up very sheltered. Anyone who laughed at his jokes as a kid was probably paid to. Look at the weird friendships he now has. They all seem like his servants and been with him since birth. When the one Italian bff isn’t around, his brother replaced him in Italy. The same with the gay artist whose brother doubles as a friend. Everyone is a parasite. He’s unintelligent, uninteresting, narcissistic. The only normal socialization he had was at a bible high school in LA where they apparently kicked the shit out of him for being a dork. His sense of humor is unsophisticated. Timmy must have despised him.

by Anonymousreply 98June 17, 2020 1:05 PM

[quote]I used to think he was trying to show that was down-to-earth and didn't take himself too seriously

I think you made a good point. Maybe to show himself as down-to-earth also in relation to his extremely wealthy background?

Both his humour and woke tweeting must be him trying to present himself as close to common people. Results are questionable in both cases, he should stop trying so hard.

And yes, he was quite good looking IMO too, I don't find him attractive at all now.

by Anonymousreply 99June 17, 2020 1:07 PM

R97 he is out of America so much filming movies I wonder if he’s even considered normally resident for tax purposes. I wonder if he’s got tax status somewhere else like the Cayman Islands. In any event, his fortune has benefited from tax dodging. Is he woke enough to pay it back to help his woke causes?

by Anonymousreply 100June 17, 2020 1:11 PM

His Boots Riley post got 19k likes. In the grand scheme he’s shouting into the void bc nobody is listening.

by Anonymousreply 101June 17, 2020 1:14 PM

R90, the Saudi Arabia accusation is so tiresome. Armie's connection to Saudi goes way back, if you look at his ig account, he's been going there since at least 2015, if not earlier.

There are plenty of westerners that visit the country for holidays, tourism or even work there, because lbh they pay well.

by Anonymousreply 102June 17, 2020 1:16 PM

[quote] Is he woke enough to pay it back to help his woke causes?

May be he does? We have no idea about this guy

by Anonymousreply 103June 17, 2020 1:17 PM

[quote] Both his humour and woke tweeting must be him trying to present himself as close to common people.

Common ppl are 'woke' in the US? I would imagine that common ppl in the US are more like Trump, no?

by Anonymousreply 104June 17, 2020 1:20 PM

[quote] He’s unintelligent, uninteresting, narcissistic.

Yes, he's so uninteresting R98 that here you are, discussing him at length. One would think that when you are not interested in sth/sb you steer clear, but not you, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 105June 17, 2020 1:23 PM

[quote]Timmy must have despised him.

Timmy seems an extremely nice guy. I think I've never seen him openly showing annoyance toward someone, so I would say that he must have a naturally high tolerance level for anything/anyone. Or he really must be incredibly good at hiding it.

by Anonymousreply 106June 17, 2020 1:24 PM

R106, never?

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by Anonymousreply 107June 17, 2020 1:34 PM

R105 Trump is also a bumbling, uninteresting, idiot who’s probably the most talked about man on earth. His messiness is the most interesting thing about him. It won’t encourage me to watch his movies or spend money on him however.

by Anonymousreply 108June 17, 2020 1:38 PM

R106 he’s slipped a few times. Thinking of one time at a Paris press conference for CMBYN when he basically told Armie to stfu while he was talking but he soon kissed his ass the rest of the time to make up for it. Armie seems to need a lot of reinforcement. His wife too.

by Anonymousreply 109June 17, 2020 1:40 PM

R107 Had never seen that. LOL

Who was it? Who could be so annoying to deserve Timmy's hate?

by Anonymousreply 110June 17, 2020 1:42 PM

R109 Link to the video?

by Anonymousreply 111June 17, 2020 1:43 PM

[quote]he grew up very sheltered. Anyone who laughed at his jokes as a kid was probably paid to.

Must be very true

by Anonymousreply 112June 17, 2020 1:45 PM

R105 To me, he's fascinating. Like a car crash : )

by Anonymousreply 113June 17, 2020 2:24 PM

R102 True but the fact that he went to Saudi on a government propaganda shill (with interesting timing, given the recent murder there) and didn’t address criticism of that, but continues to pretend to give a shit about human rights abuses… Anyway I’m sure the Saudi thing has been discussed to death on earlier threads. But that was the point at which my opinion of him changed, and his current hypocrisy is just underscoring what I realized about him back then.

by Anonymousreply 114June 17, 2020 2:28 PM

R111, sadly, no video but another gif

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by Anonymousreply 115June 17, 2020 2:32 PM

R111, and another

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by Anonymousreply 116June 17, 2020 2:35 PM

Christ, charmies really do base all their fantasies on some carefully selected and edited videos of people they don’t actually know in reality. Oh, and on a movie where those same strangers were….acting (or attempting to, in Hammer’s case). I dunno if they’re fucking or not and really don't care. I’m more interested in the absolute cringeworthy disaster that is the Hammers' marriage.

by Anonymousreply 117June 17, 2020 2:41 PM

R114 he never clapped back on the Saudi backlash. He stayed silent and just posted his propaganda post. Knowing Armie and how he loses it with any criticizm was very out of character. He’s probably contractually obligated to defend his position so smartly remains mum on that issue. But it won’t go away. That action alone shows he has no real commitment to human rights.

by Anonymousreply 118June 17, 2020 2:46 PM

This is how much Tim dislikes Armie...

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by Anonymousreply 119June 17, 2020 2:56 PM

R111 and R115 At 17:37. He rolls his eyes at the end of it.

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by Anonymousreply 120June 17, 2020 2:56 PM

R119 they share a PR team. Armie said on more than one occasion during that PR award event (bc what the fuck was that award even for ) that Timmy wasn’t even his first choice. Timmy’s speech is typically sycophantic garbled mess to placate the crazy SOB who handed him awards all season. Not some of Timmy’s finest acting if you ask me. He overdid the cringe. Lol

by Anonymousreply 121June 17, 2020 3:00 PM

So it was Armie's wife. Timmy looks so serious in R116. And really angry in R115. It's scary, but having to deal with dumb Armie, and self-centered Elizabeth must have been hard even for someone like him. In these GIFs looks like she wants Armie to pose for more photos?

[quote]sadly, no video but another gif

I meant video of Timmy telling Armie to stfu while he was talking?

R117 Not a charmie at all, I just want to see annoyed Timmy. I've watched a lot of interviews of them together and always thought Timmy was quite tolerant for Armie's bullshit and that in general Timmy is either naturally patient or very good at hiding annoyance, that would be interesting because he just can't hide any other emotion at all (nervousness, excitement etc). He usually is an open book from this point of view.

by Anonymousreply 122June 17, 2020 3:01 PM

R121 I think Timmy went more to network with PTA and Richard Linklater who were undoubtedly the carrot used to get him there. Sounded like he was auditioning for them.

by Anonymousreply 123June 17, 2020 3:02 PM

R122 I just posted the video, r120.

by Anonymousreply 124June 17, 2020 3:04 PM

Ha! He posted a story about the charity thing this weekend and didn't mention the wife's bit of the 'event', at which he's supposed to be serving cocktails. Really deliberate when she's storying/posting about it at the same time. Maybe someone on his PR team woke the fuck up? (Btw 'He' refers to Armie, because that who this thread is about, not ratface.)

by Anonymousreply 125June 17, 2020 3:15 PM

R125 that’s a shallow victory for you through because he may have left out his wife’s tag but it’s still her event he’s helping support so when it’s successful she can take credit. I get she’s a jackass but she’s laughing it up on a resort holding the reigns. Armie’s stuck there with her and she’s got him at her disposal. I feel for you folks.

by Anonymousreply 126June 17, 2020 3:23 PM

Well whatever he's doing, it's certainly getting him attention here. (Although I wish he was getting attention for being hot, like he used to be, instead of freefalling into batshit craziness.) Must be time for a new Lizard thread - ah, I miss those days...

by Anonymousreply 127June 17, 2020 3:24 PM

R124 Oh, thank you. Did he say "Why you guys are laughing at me?" Actually Armie and Luca were both laughing and he seems less bothered once he understands it was not at him.

Anyways, yes you can definitely feel his annoyance at first, and he addresses only Armie even if saying "you guys" lol

by Anonymousreply 128June 17, 2020 3:25 PM

R127 sorry to burst your bubble. I’m responsible for probably half the post (sure I need to get a life) and there’s probably 2 other regular posters about Armie. Unlike ratface who draws the crowds.

by Anonymousreply 129June 17, 2020 3:28 PM

R128 that’s tension. Also this was at the end of the press tour so he probably had enough by then. He is friendly though and knows burning bridges with someone as unhinged as Armie isn’t a good idea. Armie is better connected than him.

by Anonymousreply 130June 17, 2020 3:30 PM

R128 I love how submissive Armie instantly became when he snapped at him. Feisty little Timothee. Rawr!

by Anonymousreply 131June 17, 2020 3:43 PM

R129 Hey me too! So basically we're talking to each other, like sad gits.

by Anonymousreply 132June 17, 2020 3:44 PM

R132 hey, nice to talk to you lol

by Anonymousreply 133June 17, 2020 3:51 PM

R131 Hahah He wasn't expecting it. Not used to being sort of "attacked" by him, I guess.

[quote]that’s tension. Also this was at the end of the press tour so he probably had enough by then. He is friendly though and knows burning bridges with someone as unhinged as Armie isn’t a good idea.

Wise. Even if annoyed he expressed it quite moderately, immediately concealing it with his cute laugh.

by Anonymousreply 134June 17, 2020 5:04 PM

R130

[quote] Armie is better connected than him.

At last the truth came out. So many threads I have been through in which delusional Timmy stans derided Armie saying he was a nobody and Tim didn't need him as a connection because he was now a lot more influential than Armie.

by Anonymousreply 135June 17, 2020 5:46 PM

R135 let me clarify, his career is in the toilet. He owes any success he has to Timothee but he’s better connected. It’s why he gets any job at all but his recent deal with Netflix and Disney are down to CMBYN and by extension, Timothee.

by Anonymousreply 136June 17, 2020 6:49 PM

His recent deal with Netflix and Disney are down to the body of work which he has been producing over the years.

I've corrected you because to make the sweeping statement you made wasn't wise. It's like saying that Leo DiCaprio gets called because of Titanic and the good chemistry he had with Kate Winslet, which is not true.

by Anonymousreply 137June 17, 2020 8:05 PM

He doesn't have deals with Netflix and Disney, you showbiz illiterate cunt.

by Anonymousreply 138June 17, 2020 8:24 PM

R138, who are you talking to

by Anonymousreply 139June 17, 2020 9:11 PM

[quote]his career is in the toilet. He owes any success he has to Timothee but he’s better connected. It’s why he gets any job at all but his recent deal with Netflix and Disney are down to CMBYN and by extension, Timothee.

Totally agree. He's been in the industry for more than 10 yrs, he must be well connected, that's how he keeps getting jobs despite not being a brilliant actor. CMBYN did a lot for him in terms of popularity and (don't know if it's just an opinion) CMBYN owes its success in a large part to Timothée's acting in the movie and his personality/looks in real life, he made people be more well disposed towards the movie.

[quote]At last the truth came out. So many threads I have been through in which delusional Timmy stans derided Armie saying he was a nobody and Tim didn't need him as a connection because he was now a lot more influential than Armie.

R135 nobody here said Timmy needs him as a connection now. R130 did you mean that? It's always wise to avoid burning bridges with people in your industry for no reason (but that's for any industry, not just Hollywood). But why Timmy would need his connections now? He's more sought-after and praised than Armie for sure.

by Anonymousreply 140June 17, 2020 10:15 PM

Why is he attacking Netflix now? He could mention any other big company lol

Being an actor and calling out Netflix is very stupid. He always drags in the names he shouldn't, why is this man always so self-destructive?

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by Anonymousreply 141June 17, 2020 10:40 PM

Because he can be R141

by Anonymousreply 142June 17, 2020 10:44 PM

CMBYN - director's cut

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by Anonymousreply 143June 17, 2020 11:26 PM

Mocking a teenage girl now.

It must be very easy to feel superior when your audience is 99% middle school girls.

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by Anonymousreply 144June 19, 2020 2:24 PM

I assume she's a foreigner too and would not be likely to know that. I doubt most Americans can name any foreign hate group outside of the Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 145June 19, 2020 2:31 PM

She must be something like 12-14.

[quote]I doubt most Americans can name any foreign hate group outside of the Nazis.

Armie cannot for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 146June 19, 2020 2:40 PM

The KKK appear in plenty of HW films. Where does she live under a rock? I went to a religious school in a European country in the 70s and 80s and most of my white class mates knew who the Klansmen were. So she has no excuse and just like Armie said, there is always Google. Everyone does a Google search nowadays when they are not sure what people are talking about.

by Anonymousreply 147June 19, 2020 4:02 PM

I think she could be Asian and she looks very very young. I am not going to judge a random teenage girl, but Armie thinks he can do that.

He presents himself as an educated enlightened man who imparts knowledge to his fandom. Fandom that praises his randomly googled posts and acts like he is more worthy as a teacher than their real school professors. And it seems it's okay for him, because that's the audience he can get, otherwise no one is going to comment anything under his tweets (his twitter engagement has been quite ridiculous lately)

But then, if a girl asks him a question about something he has posted, he thinks it's a great idea to take the opportunity to mock her. He doesn't reply to every comment. He replied to this one because he clearly wanted to post this "you are ignorant, I am full of knowledge, but I am not going to waste my time explaining something to you, so... Google is your friend!" sarcastic comment.

by Anonymousreply 148June 19, 2020 5:19 PM

Armie has posted something about COINTELPRO

Pretty risky

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by Anonymousreply 149June 20, 2020 3:24 PM

He has the word “Easy” tattooed on his tit

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by Anonymousreply 150June 20, 2020 6:24 PM

Wow, must have a very deep meaning!

Btw he looks at least 45 in these. He is aging so badly during this quarantine

by Anonymousreply 151June 22, 2020 3:25 PM

He looks like trash from Florida

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by Anonymousreply 152June 22, 2020 3:45 PM

R152, this looks like trash to you??

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by Anonymousreply 153June 22, 2020 5:25 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 154June 24, 2020 1:54 AM

Timmy looking super happy and having fun with a hotter woman than his anorexic wife

I bet, new meltdown from Cayman Islands coming in 3... 2... 1...

by Anonymousreply 155June 24, 2020 9:24 AM

R155, LOL!

by Anonymousreply 156June 24, 2020 5:36 PM

According to Wikipedia, he will be playing Maxim de Winter in a remake of REBECCA. Why does he have to stink up this movie with his cipher like presence?

by Anonymousreply 157June 24, 2020 7:05 PM

So he was able to fly out of Cayman to see his ailing grandmother. That means he could have left at any time. He is CHOSE to stay there because he is a rich white a-hole.

by Anonymousreply 158June 30, 2020 1:10 PM

R158, you really think he rushed to LA because of his 'ailing granny'?? LOL!

by Anonymousreply 159June 30, 2020 1:22 PM

He's not in LA, he's in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 160June 30, 2020 1:24 PM

R160, where is heading is LA, his home

by Anonymousreply 161June 30, 2020 1:28 PM

He was able to get rid of the wife LOL

Good for him that he is alone

by Anonymousreply 162June 30, 2020 3:07 PM

He's in Tulsa, Oklahoma

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by Anonymousreply 163June 30, 2020 6:56 PM

I though his Tulsa grandma died already. He put it on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 164June 30, 2020 7:04 PM

No idea

by Anonymousreply 165June 30, 2020 7:06 PM

R154,

Armie's take on the paparazzi system. I wonder what he's thinking about Tim right now.

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by Anonymousreply 166July 1, 2020 11:09 PM

Apparently Armie unfollowed and followed again his wife on IG. Now she’s the most recent one in his following list

Unfollowing an account on IG requires two steps

LOL

by Anonymousreply 167July 2, 2020 12:56 AM

He's in Dallas with Mom. Will his mother (the Christian Republican) give him a hard time with all the things he's been posting on his ig and twitter?

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by Anonymousreply 168July 2, 2020 9:15 PM
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