If Diane Schuler Were Alive Today, Would She Be A Karen?

She’d be drunk Karen

Did she marry Chris Christie's twin brother?

If she were alive today she's be clawing at the lid of her coffin.

The poor man's Betty Broderick when she finally took out her useless husband

R4, Diane is the woman who drove the wrong way on the Taconic Parkway in the summer of 2009. She died in the crash as did her daughter, three nieces and three people in the other car.

The husband is still around somewhere.

I know r4. Her husband Danny was useless, I think one day she was just going to snap on him if she was still alive.

No, she would have been a Sunny Von Bulow.

She would absolutely be screaming at Puerto Rican’s or Black People in Long Island about going back to their countries. It would get videotaped and Comcast would fire her fat ass so she could stay at home and yell at that slob husband.

She is the OG of wine mommies.

I'm confused! Why are we now piling on the husband? What did he have to do with the accident and the deaths?

r10 he was saying stupid things like she had a bad tooth and denying that she drank. I think it was to avoid being sued. He was a manbaby who she had to take care of like her kids.

Ahhh, thank you, R11.

He denied she was drunk or high, or ever used at all, during the investigation. Meanwhile her system was full of enough stuff to kill the average person.

What R11 said. I also think he was annoyed that his son survived the crash and that he now had to be a parent.

He also sued his brother and sister in law (the ones who owned the minivan and lost their kids) and Ford for wrongful death. He is a piece of shit

Some people think she found out Danny was cheating and that's what set her off. But it could be that he was no help and drove separately home and she was resentful.

Wasn’t he having an affair with his blonde bimbo sister-in-law, Jay Schuler?

Jay Schuler reminds me of Dorinda from RHONY if she hadn’t married well

I like this theory. Diane was a control freak from hell and had a strict estrangement with her mother she expected everyone in her family to go along. She was the only sister to two or threee brothers. One weekend she took all the kids to a park including her baby who had no reasonto be brought along the trip. How could one woman take care of all those kids and one baby?I believe Aunt Diane found out the mother had seen the grandkids..she smoked weed and drank liquor.on cctv she is seen looking for teeth medicine and getting McD to make chicken strips for the kids at breakfast hours. One of the girls called her parents and said there was something wrong with Aunt Diane A brother father of the girls had a conversation on the phone on the side of the road. The brother has never revealed what was said. When it was over Diane left her cell phone and started driving the wrong way on the highway in her drunken mind ( maybe even having a blackout) she believed by driving that way she as getting away from her brother...