Pretty soon he'll have to change his name to Elan Mus-ox
Elon Musk Is Getting So Fat
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 3, 2020 3:30 AM |
You are probably the only one who found that funny, OP. Are you high?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 11, 2020 11:10 PM |
IT's funny
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 12, 2020 3:16 PM |
He should be Elan Mask, nowadays
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 13, 2020 5:59 AM |
When Elon sits around Mars, he sits AROUND Mars.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2020 6:35 AM |
Elan looks like he swallowed all the quasi republics of South Africa
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 18, 2020 1:31 AM |
You can just picture OP cheesing to himself thinking that he came up with the most hi-larious opening.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 18, 2020 1:34 AM |
It would be funny if he got so fat he couldn't fit in a Tesla.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 18, 2020 1:37 AM |
Fat and sassy.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 18, 2020 2:27 AM |
He is Suid Afrikan
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 1, 2020 1:06 AM |
Quite big tits.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 1, 2020 1:08 AM |
This guy is interesting because he’s overindulging in all areas. He’s getting dissolute and sloppy.
Of course, I’d be the same way. Then you look at these disciplined guys like Bloomberg and Gates. It’s very interesting.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 1, 2020 8:50 AM |
^ Yes, I agree. I find him fascinating. Is it true that he’s on the spectrum? Could explain a lot. Threesomes with bat shit crazy women, a kid with a weird name, reported drug issues, funky plastic surgery and yo-yo’ing weight....something ain’t right. But he is a genius.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 1, 2020 9:35 AM |
Weed gives you the munchies
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 1, 2020 9:43 AM |
When will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 1, 2020 9:47 AM |
he likes to have his big phat tittys suckd on all nite….when they get raw, only then can he cum in his woman's cornhole.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 1, 2020 9:56 AM |
He's a billionaire.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 3, 2020 2:34 AM |