Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson Are One of the Most Private Couples in Hollywood

When did he get so fucking beefy. Like Bluto. I miss his more slender muscled days

I love the irony of giving an interview about how private you are, thereby contradicting the thesis of the tagline. Dumb.

I love how much their relationship pisses off the straight women who want some of Aarron's donkey dick.

If they're so private, why have I read so many profiles of the two of them as a couple?

[quote] Sam Taylor-Johnson and Aaron Taylor-Johnson both laugh, share a lingering kiss. They’re in the courtyard of their lush, art-filled home, a sprawling Spanish-style villa at the foot of a canyon in the Hollywood Hills, hidden behind a 12-foot wall at the end of a dead-end street. [bold]They have one of Hollywood’s great love stories, one that rivals those of Bogie and Bacall, Taylor and Burton, Steve McQueen and Ali.[/bold]

Wait a minute - isn't their film based on the bogus memoir of James Frey, who was publicly humiliated by Oprah for fabricating its contents? Only in Hollywood - the "authentic" tale of a fake.

R6, yes, that one. I've heard there's dong in it.

I hope it's not like in 'Nocturnal Animals' where the same was suggested and then it was a big disappointment

He's the straight Tom Daley. Marrying older uggos

r7, on the plus side, you got to watch Aaron pretend he was taking a shit and then look at the used toilet paper before he flushed it.

ugh that beard I mean facial hair

R9 I don't remember that much detail — toilet paper and all

Watch it again, hon. It is absolutely there, I promise you.

Keep in mind, that they had to have expository dialogue in the scene to explain that ATJ's character had hooked up the plumbing to have his toilet outside on his porch (who the fuck has ever done that?) just so they could show him doing this onscreen.

Tom Ford must have a nasty poop fetish.

A Million Little Pieces? Is that based on James Frey's fake memoir? Never saw the move but Frey deserves a grease fire death for foisting that piece of shit on the public.

I'm only interested if there's some new penis pictures.

And if you’ll note Frey wrote the fawning profile.

It creeps me out they started dating when he was 18 and she was 42. Lucky bitch.

R3 let me fix it for you. I love how much their relationship pisses off the gay men who want some of Aaron's donkey dick.

The pictures of him and his mom intimately embracing in their undies are not appealing.

She is so homely.

First slow mo god shows his thick meat swinging. Lucky old bride.

His ass is pretty fucking spectacular, too.

There's no way she loves it like I would.

[quote]Has anyone seen their film "A Million Little Pieces"? Is it any good?

It was decent enough. I liked the visual style Sam went with.

Dick pics from the film in this thread.

his body is spectacular.

R21, you don't think Sam pegs?

R20, Is the Ribisi character doing what I think he's doing?

[quote] His ass is pretty fucking spectacular, too. There's no way she loves it like I would.

Looks pretty flat in the photos included with the article.

No thanks. Frey is a creepy sociopath.

Has there really been 27 posts without talking about AARON'S MASSIVE COCK that he shows in that movie

Where am I?

My bad, that is what I get for skimming. Glad all is right in the world.

R29 ask and you will be given...

His ass was certainly spectacular a few years ago R26.

His ass and dick are spectacular, and that would get him really far in porn. But his actual film career seems to have stalled.

R2 is exactly right. What a ridiculous position to take. We're so private but please read all about us. No thanks. Wasn't she the director of Fifty Shades of Grey? There's nothing more I wish to know about her. That says it all. He was once very good-looking, but it's not evident from these photos. Maybe his future PR should be solo.

R32, I presume he has enough money, but also I think he claimed in an interview that he likes staying at home to take care of his children and such. He seems pretty evolved to me, at least for a straight guy.

Love the dick with the ass coming in a close second.

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They're so private I don't even know who they are

I've honestly never heard of Aaron Taylor-Johnson, or his wife, but as long as they believe trans women are women I'm glad they're so happy.

I had a huge use on ATJ until Nocturnal Animals. He was disgusting in that. And the shitting scene made it worse.

They started dating when he was 18 and she was 42 and got engaged a few months later. I feel like if this was a 42 year old man dating an 18 year old woman and getting engaged after a few months, the story would be told quite differently. Currently he is 29 and she is 53.

R38, they are California implants from the UK but they pretend to still live there. Maybe for tax purposes?

Filmmaker wife and actor husband with a 20 year age gap. She used to be very big in the UK because she was a one half of a power couple in the art scene in the 90s.

Her 'art' is pretentious and a bit pointless, but she was clever enough to parlay her way into a HW career by directing "Fifty Shades of Grey"

She is the only 'artist' besides Damian Hirst or Jeff Koons that I know of to have as much money as being able to buy herself a house for £10 Mill cash, mortgage-free.

Tom Ford had ATJ film a full frontal scene for Nocturnal Animals, and then cut the scene from release so only he got to look at ATJ's big ole dick.

He's a cutie, she's a lucky woman. I don't know if it's him beefing up or age, or the beard, but I preferred him before when his face was slimmer.

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He was basically a teenage boy in Kick-Ass. I'm glad he filled out nicely.

I had no idea he was British until I saw the special features on the Kick-Ass DVD

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I bet they have an open marriage or she lets him sleep around like a reverse cuck.

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Jeez, he looks weird there R48

I guess he's waiting for a superhero studio franchise phone call. It's a shame

He was in the 2nd Avengers but they killed him off.

They were talking about transferring Evan Peters!Quicksilver into the MCU but since hes cancelled now Aaron might be in with a chance. I hope he drops the Borat accent this time.

They were already an odd couple.

Do they have to sit next to each other upside-down, too?

Does she diaper and burp him?

If it would get me access to his thick tool and pert ass, I’d change his Depends and pat his muscled back.

Did I miss something? What do you mean Evan Peters has been cancelled. Ryan Murphy finally dump him?

He’s quite a chameleon, but I prefer him in his Byronesque guise.

Definitely sexier with darker hair than as a blond

His accent is such a turn-off. He’s got a chavvy pubescent voice with a man’s body. It’s so bizarre.

He sounds like he should be mugging old ladies, hanging round the highstreet drinking alcopops, or shoplifting from Tesco’s. He also seems quite dim, or at least of limited intelligence for his age and career level. He readily admits to press that he “isn’t a reader” (and how sad).

Aaron is going nowhere, steadily.

r58 Nah, he sounds like a posh boy 'doing' a chav affectation. I mean I personally dont have an issue with Sam scoring the young twink, but it is so true that had she been a man, this fawning article/s about their relationship would not have been written. A man in his 40's getting with a 18 year old? Thats cause for cancellation in 2021.

They for sure do have an open relationship. She had one with her rich AF art dealer, and straight-leaning bi ex husband.

R59 unfortunately, yes. He is uneducated and lacking ambition, wasting his prime on reading children not his own, for a woman more accomplished than he who is feeding off his own diminishing vitality. And all for the chance to inherit. It’s quite grim.

Today’s her birthday. She’s 54.

She directed Aaron in this music video.

How did they meet when he was 18?

She directed him in the film Nowhere Man, R63

Sorry, the film is Nowhere Boy

Thomas Brodie-Sangster was so adorable in NOWHERE BOY, though Macca didn’t like his casting because he stands so short next to Aaron (which wasn’t the case with the real McCartney & Lennon).

The thing I always wondered about this casting choice is why Sam put Thomas opposite Aaron, the same as they had been cast in their first screen roles in the BBC drama FEATHER BOY. Curious coincidence? Undeniable chemistry? Or had Sam watched FEATHER BOY avidly and seen something she wanted to replicate for her film?

Context: in FEATHER BOY, Thomas plays a quiet creative and earnest schoolboy going through domestic problems, and Aaron plays his vindictive school bully who has a surprising sensitive side. The two end up sharing a frenemy relationship.

Here’s Thomas talking about how Aaron was incredibly lazy working on NOWHERE BOY, so much that he frequently forgot his lines and couldn’t be bothered learning rudimentary guitar to play John Lennon.

Guess shagging the director makes one invulnerable.

I would think he's evolved a bit since 2009