Who is the best looking male U.S. politician right now?

Ohhh I fucked up and posted before it was ready. You need a delete thread function, Muriel.

and here I was thinking Beto was the only option!

ANDY BESHEAR!

Eric Swallwell.

Beto? Blech! No way. Don't get me wrong; I like him, but he's not good looking. Something about his nose and mouth.

Gavin Newsom

I’m still waiting on the Beto/Pete porn parody.

You guys massively overrate the duck ability of politicians. Gavin Newsom is the only fuckable man mentioned so far.

Big dick Gavin. Then Andy.

I'm sure there are many local level politicians who are instahoes. The nationally known pliticians are mostly old and ugly. I like the Castro brothers for their dick sucking lips

Democrat: Eric Swalwell. Republican: Adam Kinzinger. Daddy!

R10 Joaquin over Julian

NONE. narcissists aren't attractive.

That dude with the gay dads running in Montana.

The only good thing about Beto and his horse face, is his horse dick! He is ugly to the max.

this thread will end in tears

Lori Lightfoot of Chicago.

Did you guys see Eric Daddy this morning with full beard? Nationally he has no competition.

Jim Himes

Young Eric Swalwell was an especially hot piece. More like Eri SWOLEwell!

Gavin Newsom!

Cross out the girl.

Jason Crow is a daddy

Mitt Romney is still a gorgeous Daddy...beautiful big dick face.

(R24) I agree. And we have proof that he's very virile.

Gavin Newsom. Yes, please!

Gavin Newsom, Conor Lamb, and Adam Kizinger for me (individually or as an orgy).

Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown

All these votes for Gavin Newsom! I wonder if Kimberly Guilfoyle is sorry she traded him in. DJT, jr is going nowhere...

The mayor of Sioux Falls, SD is very attractive. Paul TenHaken is his name.

Senator Martin Heinrich of New Mexico

Young Eric Swalwell at R20 looks like a fraternity brother I used to lust after.

John Thune

Former Congressmen don't matter, huh? Well fuck you. Fuck you right in the ear!

R30 Gorgeous! Thank you for sharing. I'm ready to move to SD just to meet him....

Heinrich. We glanced once, at a Walgreens, when I was in college. Very handsome in person and he had cowboys boots on.

DJT!

Former Kentucky Attorney General, Jack Conway.

It’s absolutely Joe Cunningham

Donate to him! He’s one of, if not THE, most vulnerable dems this November

I came here just to say MARTIN HEINRICH.

Gor-JUS!

Pick me, daddy

That SD guy is handsome.

Daddy of the Impeachment trial, Sean Patrick Maloney

No contest...

Sen Martin Heinrich (D-NM)

Oh Daddy, put your tongue down my throat.

Sen. Martin Trevor Heinrich; born October 17, 1971

Mitt Romney

Stephen Smith just lost the Democratic gubernatorial primary in WV— handsome, lean, and progressive. He’s goober cute like Mayor Pete which I prefer to hot studs like Heinrich (who is the perfect specimen of a man, I must admit).

Brian Sims

R30 I wasn’t aware of him! He is so cute! I just want to cuddle him!

I believe we have a winner! He’s a [bold]finisher[/bold], y’all. You guys can keep Beta O’Rourke and Ratface Pete.

R50 They all look like they have tiny meat.

OMG, R43, I forgot all about him. Shame on me!

Martin Heinrich is a sex god, but he sometimes photographs poorly and he has bunny teefs. As evidenced upthread, he looks much, much better when he doesn't smile.

No question about it.

Rahm Emmanuel

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Does Adam Kinzinger look more straight with a bride on his arm and was Aaron Schock invited to the wedding or at least the bachelor party.

Beto is gross. Paul Ryan is ugly on the inside but I would fuck his outsides.

Again, it’s Joe

Who is at r50?

Eric Swalwell is in a fraternity, R32. He joined Alpha Sigma Phi at the University of Maryland. It’s a great chapter. I met him when he was an undergraduate, at a national conference years ago. I was impressed by him. You never know a person will be famous later in his life.

It's so difficult to select an option from OP's pole.

I'm still considering which one to pick.

Gavin Newsome's appeal totally eludes me. He looks like a slick televangelist or car salesman. Plus he was fucking that Kimberly Guilfoyle ho so he's got questionable taste.

Mitt Romney.

I know my eyes are old and failing, but I simply can't fathom how anyone could think of Bedo O'Rourke as handsome. My God, he has donkey teeth.

Jon Ossoff. There is no competition. I hope he wins that GA senate seat. Maybe Chandler Massey could help get out the gay vote. Not that any gay would vote for his opponent, but Chandler could get non-voters out to the polls.

Eric "I'm Gonna Nut" Swalwell. Thread closed.

[quote]Ohhh I fucked up and posted before it was ready.

I am sorry to hear that OP as I thought it was the funniest poll I've ever seen on the DL.

Louisiana Republican Graves Garrett is easy on the eyes but considering he is a Republican from Louisiana most likely shady as hell.

If you're a chubby chaser who's drunk to Trump Kool-Aid by the gallon, then Florida Gov Ron De Santis fits the bill.

Your pic R66 somewhat reminds me of the OP pic from the reddit thread

Agreed. Beto is so sexy. So sexy.

Ok, I know I am off-topic, but there is a presidential election in Poland tomorrow. The challenger is the handsome mayor of Warsaw, who is running of pro-LGBT platform. His opponent is the current right-wing president. The sexy mayor also has BDF. Let's hope he wins.

sorry, "running on a pro-LGBT platform"