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Alton Brown is married to a crone!

Wtf? Is this another Hugh/Deborra-Lee situation?

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by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2020 7:43 AM

He looks older than she

by Anonymousreply 1June 8, 2020 10:26 PM

Yes, because Alton Brown is an Adonis.

by Anonymousreply 2June 8, 2020 10:41 PM

She looks quite attractive, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3June 8, 2020 10:46 PM

I'm pretty sure he's a little bit older than she is. Not every woman ages well.

by Anonymousreply 4June 8, 2020 10:50 PM

Well look him, El Hideoso!

by Anonymousreply 5June 8, 2020 10:54 PM

r4 To say the least.

by Anonymousreply 6June 8, 2020 11:00 PM

Bless his heart, but I believe he is riddled with insecurities.

by Anonymousreply 7June 8, 2020 11:03 PM

We think she’s beautiful

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by Anonymousreply 8June 8, 2020 11:06 PM

I’ve found Alton Brown hit ever since he shaved his head. The combination of his intelligence and wizened rugged looks kinda does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 9June 8, 2020 11:16 PM

Yep, he’s hit r9.

by Anonymousreply 10June 8, 2020 11:25 PM

Alton Brown's wife is married to a crone.

by Anonymousreply 11June 8, 2020 11:55 PM

That's his second wife.

by Anonymousreply 12June 9, 2020 2:34 AM

He is quite ugly, himself, so why would you assume his wife would be hot? She is no worse looking than him.

by Anonymousreply 13June 9, 2020 2:37 AM

She’s pretty and probably deserves better, he is supposed to be an arrogant asshole.

by Anonymousreply 14June 9, 2020 4:13 AM

Sure, he’s “married” to her. Wink wink. He talks like rainbow leprechauns dancing on bubble clouds are coming from his behind. He also seems like such a dick. Probably a real conservative closet case. At any rate she’s not that bad. He’s no peach.

by Anonymousreply 15June 9, 2020 4:55 AM

“I married a lesbian”

by Anonymousreply 16June 9, 2020 5:36 AM

She's more attractive than he is. Her eyebrows are so blonde as to be invisible, or she'd be quite pretty.

by Anonymousreply 17June 9, 2020 7:43 AM
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