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Let's be a film directed by David Lynch!

I'm the kink.

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by Anonymousreply 58June 9, 2020 10:18 AM

I'm the wonder anybody financed it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 6, 2020 5:20 PM

I'm the lipstick!

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by Anonymousreply 2June 6, 2020 5:25 PM

I'm Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 6, 2020 5:27 PM

I’m the Little Person ™

by Anonymousreply 4June 6, 2020 5:53 PM

I’m grace zabriskie being scary/weird as f.

by Anonymousreply 5June 6, 2020 6:04 PM

I'm the twangy, mysterious 50-s rockabilly guitar.

by Anonymousreply 6June 6, 2020 6:05 PM

I am a beginning. I am a very delicate time.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 6, 2020 6:05 PM

I’m the dwarf!

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by Anonymousreply 8June 6, 2020 6:20 PM

R8, are you also R4?

by Anonymousreply 9June 6, 2020 6:24 PM

I am Mommy.

by Anonymousreply 10June 6, 2020 6:27 PM

I'm the implacable undermining of the "American dream" illusion, imagery of the rot and insectile feeding frenzy just under the surface.

by Anonymousreply 11June 6, 2020 6:32 PM

I'm the overratedness.

by Anonymousreply 12June 6, 2020 6:33 PM

I'm the dream logic

by Anonymousreply 13June 6, 2020 6:41 PM

I'm Roy Orbison.

by Anonymousreply 14June 6, 2020 6:43 PM

I am Laura Palmer wrapper in plastic.

by Anonymousreply 15June 6, 2020 7:08 PM

Oops television.

by Anonymousreply 16June 6, 2020 7:08 PM

I´m Isabella and the critics said i type fat.

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by Anonymousreply 17June 6, 2020 7:14 PM

Off topic, but I had no idea she was Ingrid Bergman's daughter until, like, a month ago r17

by Anonymousreply 18June 6, 2020 7:26 PM

I'm Cousin Dell's lunch!

by Anonymousreply 19June 6, 2020 7:46 PM

I’m Laura Dern, constantly vacillating between being a wholesome good girl and a sleazy/naughty Jezebel.

by Anonymousreply 20June 6, 2020 9:36 PM

I’m the low-key buzzing in the background that you don’t consciously hear, but it sets you on edge anyway.

by Anonymousreply 21June 6, 2020 9:42 PM

I am me turning any Lynch film off after 10 mins.

by Anonymousreply 22June 6, 2020 9:43 PM

I'm the 5 empty years it took until Eraserhead was finished.

by Anonymousreply 23June 6, 2020 9:47 PM

I'm the lady dancing in the radiator in Eraserhead.

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by Anonymousreply 24June 6, 2020 9:56 PM

I'm Betty's Audition in Mulholland Drive. Naomi and Chad were SO hot!!

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by Anonymousreply 25June 6, 2020 10:01 PM

I am gratuitous female nudity (can’t miss me)!

by Anonymousreply 26June 6, 2020 10:06 PM

I'm the twins, one of whom I briefly dated.

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by Anonymousreply 27June 6, 2020 10:41 PM

I'm The Grandmother, one of his first short films sponsored by the American Film Institute. What the fuck did David Lynch have on these people? They consistently financed his films. I'm always curious about other film makers who were rejected for funding so David could make his films. Good for AFI for being so generous but couldn't they have spread the wealth around a little bit? Lynch ate at their table for years.

by Anonymousreply 28June 6, 2020 10:53 PM

Sorry. Forgot the link. Here it is.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 6, 2020 10:56 PM

R28, that film just aired on TCM. It was awful. I don’t know why I watched it.

by Anonymousreply 30June 6, 2020 11:40 PM

I'm the explanation you have to google afterwards.

Oh...that's what it was about!

by Anonymousreply 31June 6, 2020 11:44 PM

R30 Thank you! My point exactly. His short films were awful but the AFI powers-that-be believed in him. I'm just so curious about who they denied funding to in order to fund Lynch's career. When I was watching The Grandmother I could see glimpses of the origins of Eraserhead - the sperm, the vagina, the 'baby' - but not enough interest to warrant further funding from the AFI. Let him find private funding to continue; AFI gave him a great start. But, no, they kept feeding him money.

by Anonymousreply 32June 6, 2020 11:53 PM

r31 apparently Lost Highway was inspired in part by the OJ Simpson case? I just read that today. It makes me want to rewatch it.

by Anonymousreply 33June 6, 2020 11:55 PM

In am the unwatchable factor that makes every DL movie terrible!

by Anonymousreply 34June 7, 2020 12:30 AM

[quote] that film (The Grandmother) just aired on TCM. It was awful. I don’t know why I watched it.

R28 Because it was short! Only 45 minutes...

by Anonymousreply 35June 7, 2020 12:31 AM

^^ meant for R30!

by Anonymousreply 36June 7, 2020 12:32 AM

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by Anonymousreply 37June 7, 2020 12:34 AM

R33 Trying to find Lost Highway for free. I remember paying to see it years ago in an art film house and don't want to pay for it again! I had no idea what it was about but your OJ connection intrigues me. Why do you think it was connected to the OJ case?

by Anonymousreply 38June 7, 2020 7:00 PM

I read it somewhere r38. Basically, Lynch was trying to get inside the mind of OJ -- the premise being (of course) OJ did it, but refused to admit his guilt even to himself. (Like the protagonist in the film).

I am going to watch it again through that frame, because I (generally) like Lynch and the OJ case has always intrigued me

by Anonymousreply 39June 8, 2020 10:02 PM

Lynch tapped into wife-killer Robert Blake's innate creepiness in "Lost Highway." I think he's supposed to represent hatred.

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by Anonymousreply 40June 8, 2020 10:44 PM

Lynch tapped into wife-killer Robert Blake's innate creepiness in "Lost Highway." I think he's supposed to represent hatred.

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by Anonymousreply 41June 8, 2020 10:44 PM

I'm me, wondering why I just wasted 2+ hours of my life on this nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 42June 8, 2020 10:48 PM

I'm people hysterically either laughing or crying completely inappropriately to their circumstances.

by Anonymousreply 43June 9, 2020 2:40 AM

I am the Shadout Mapes... the housekeeper!

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by Anonymousreply 44June 9, 2020 2:44 AM

I’m Nic Cage’s snakeskin jacket, representing his personal freedom.

by Anonymousreply 45June 9, 2020 4:21 AM

Wild At ❤️

by Anonymousreply 46June 9, 2020 4:23 AM

Whoops here is ze jacket

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by Anonymousreply 47June 9, 2020 4:24 AM

i'm the secret diary

by Anonymousreply 48June 9, 2020 5:00 AM

I'm Philadelphia, which warped him for life.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 9, 2020 5:15 AM

I’m the dark quirk. My back hurts because I get leaned on a lot.

by Anonymousreply 50June 9, 2020 5:17 AM

I'm the dumpster behind the diner.

But seriously, do you have to be on hallucinogens for his movies to make sense?

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by Anonymousreply 51June 9, 2020 5:29 AM

I'm the cut off ear.

by Anonymousreply 52June 9, 2020 5:34 AM

I'm a snobby critic. I go gaga for these films, whose appeal largely eludes audiences. I am annoying and smug.

by Anonymousreply 53June 9, 2020 5:55 AM

I’m the many references to The Wizard of Oz.

by Anonymousreply 54June 9, 2020 6:05 AM

I'm the nitrous oxide that turns Dennis Hopper into a horny baby.

by Anonymousreply 55June 9, 2020 7:11 AM

I'm the notion that you can tell how well hung a guy is by listening to him take a piss.

by Anonymousreply 56June 9, 2020 7:13 AM

I'm the person who goes to see one of these to be hip. I don't get it but pretend I do to fit in.

by Anonymousreply 57June 9, 2020 7:13 AM

I am the shocking scene that comes out of nowhere! Whether you love or hate the film, the trauma of ME will scar you.

by Anonymousreply 58June 9, 2020 10:18 AM
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