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CNN Airs a Man Getting is Ass Eaten Live on TV

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by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2020 8:00 AM

Lol. Still less shitty than most of their programming.

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2020 10:49 PM

Is this an UBER barbershop?

by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2020 10:50 PM

I hate when my ass is pixelated.

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2020 10:50 PM

I always thought Don Lemon would be the first.

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2020 10:51 PM

What the entire fuck

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2020 10:52 PM

I didn't know they were serving tossed salads curbside during the protests.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2020 10:52 PM

At least something that gives me some hope for the future of this country.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2020 10:53 PM

The Senatrice is wearing out his DVR tugging his little white maggot to this.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 10:53 PM

I might go downtown for the protests if this is happening.....I didn't realize that I have been making a political statement all these years.

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2020 10:54 PM

ALL gay sex is a political statement r9.

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2020 10:55 PM

This falls under the definition of anarchy.

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2020 10:56 PM

Eating ass matters!

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2020 10:57 PM

damn he bit into it

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by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2020 10:57 PM

Finally, news I can use!

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2020 10:58 PM

That is just incredible that it was not cut by CNN.

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2020 10:58 PM

Maybe the one standing up is just helping the other one hide from the police.

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2020 10:58 PM

John Waters used to say he would always go to riots because he knew he could always get laid at them.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2020 11:00 PM

What is the thing on his neck? I want a video not a clip!!

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2020 11:05 PM

Does the “eatee” have the dreaded half crack?

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2020 11:06 PM

tossed salads and scrambled eggs

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2020 11:14 PM

In the realm of cable news, I still find this less shocking than the fact revealed a couple of days ago that a real, living, breathing, human woman was actually married to Sean Hannity for 26 years.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2020 11:15 PM

R1 must watch Fox News

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2020 11:16 PM

Break it up, ladies.

Or I'll break you ass-eating faggots in half.

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2020 11:16 PM

Finally, something on CNN I agree with

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2020 11:16 PM

This is fake - it's an old pic and it's on Halsted Street in Chicago. See the sign - Chicago Diner - across the street? That's a vegan place in Boystown Chicago.

But the ass-eating is real. Just not in Minneapolis and not during the protests. Just another night out on the town.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2020 11:18 PM

A cute fake, but a sloppy one.

Look at the Photoshop on the upper and lower chyrons.

Also - why the pixelation? If this aired live, CNN would not pixelate a person's face.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2020 11:18 PM

Pop dat zit why you down there, sugah..

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2020 11:20 PM

So this happened during one of the protest? What is it supposedly to represent? Racial solidarity?

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2020 11:21 PM

[quote]CNN would not pixelate a person's face.

I assume it was the eatee's ass that was pixelated.

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2020 11:22 PM

If they're doing a live shot, they're not going to be able to instantly pixelate anything.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2020 11:27 PM

Chicago?

Was the recipient Jussie Smollett?

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2020 11:28 PM

Best illustration of going downtown that I have ever seen on the television.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2020 11:32 PM

That doesn’t look like any violent protesting I’ve ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2020 11:32 PM

Wait until the bottom "pepper sprays" the other guy r33.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2020 11:34 PM

And sadly a far too large percentage of straight people who'll see that will think that all gay men just walk around eating out each other's asses on the sidewalk.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2020 11:37 PM

They do not r35?

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2020 11:38 PM

[quote] That is just incredible that it was not cut by CNN.

Uncut is always better! No mutilation!

by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2020 11:40 PM

How do you know these bros are gay, r35? They look like straight guys on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 38June 6, 2020 12:23 AM

The revolution has begun!

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by Anonymousreply 39June 6, 2020 12:48 AM

I guess it's one way to deal with the toilet paper shortage.

by Anonymousreply 40June 6, 2020 1:07 AM

Sometimes I feel I miss out on all the fun in life.

by Anonymousreply 41June 6, 2020 1:37 AM

"Sometimes I feel I miss out on all the fun in life."

You don't have to miss out. I don't think anybody would stop you if you wanted to eat a man's ass out on the street. Just do it during one of these protests. I don't think anyone would even notice; they'd be too busy looting and burning and spraying the word "fuck" on houses and businesses and churches.

by Anonymousreply 42June 6, 2020 2:57 AM

Just like Japanese porn: All the good stuff is pixilated.

by Anonymousreply 43June 6, 2020 3:59 AM

Perhaps the bum muncher was being a Good Samaritan and trying to help out the munchee by removing a rubber bullet embedded in the latter's butt, using his very long and talented tongue?

by Anonymousreply 44June 6, 2020 4:39 AM

It's replaced shaking hands, post-COVID-19.

by Anonymousreply 45June 6, 2020 4:56 AM

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 46June 6, 2020 5:03 AM

[quote]tossed salads and scrambled eggs

MERCY!

by Anonymousreply 47June 6, 2020 5:12 AM

#BlackAssMatters

by Anonymousreply 48June 6, 2020 6:07 AM

Aw! That was my plan for New Year's Eve with Anderson!

by Anonymousreply 49June 6, 2020 6:23 AM

Hell of a place to hide a key.

by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2020 8:00 AM
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