Another bad neighbor thread
The guy who moved in was ok for about 18 months, Lately he's turned into an asshole.
I posted a comment about his harassing me with his music in another thread.
Now he's chaining his Rottweiler in the backyard for hours at a time and all it does is bark.
He also has his friends come over and they sit on the front porch and smoke blunts, drink malt liquor and blast rap music. These guys are a bunch of white Newfies and they act like they're straight outta Compton.
They talk as loudly as possible and every other word is "fuck". And all they talk about is smoking weed. How much they smoke, where they smoke, who they smoke with. On and on for hours.
I have no idea how a guy who doesn't work can afford to live in a rental that costs $1500 a month plus bills. He doesn't even cut his own grass or shovel the snow. His father comes over to maintain the property.
It's days like this that I sit back and examine how badly my life turned out that this is where I have to spend my days.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2020 1:35 PM
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I had a similar problem with a neighbor's cat and it was solved by ANOTHER neighbor with rat poison.
Chocolate?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 5, 2020 10:45 PM
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Thought I'd post an update.
He seems to have latched onto some new friends. None of them work, or I assume they don't because they party all night.
Not really sure how much more of this I can take. One of the few things that has brought me joy over the years is going to bed and having a good nights sleep. I haven't had one in weeks.
I'm honestly afraid to call in a noise complaint because they're all wigger thug wannabe's and I worry about my safety if they decide to retaliate.
I haven't engaged them in any way and always pretend to be friendly when they wave so as to remove suspicion when the cops show up. But I still worry they'll find out I called.
I've tried talking to other neighbors who I've known for years but they either claim they can't hear the noise or say there's nothing that can be done.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 11, 2020 10:27 PM
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Maybe it's time to start hosting Richard Simmons-style workouts in your driveway and garage with all your fabulous friends-- socially distanced of course, complete with dolphin shorts, terry cloth head and wrist bands and Disco.
Make sure everything in the crotchal area is loose and bulging. Have your drinks and canapes and style and then loudly sing show tunes after! You can also have movie nights out there, all the good stuff like Judy and Liza and Barbra. Maybe a pet hair style contest.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 11, 2020 10:35 PM
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Is it Anthony Scaramucci, Jr.? He works as an editor. He has ADHD. The weed probably chills him out.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 11, 2020 10:37 PM
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You could also find out the back end number for your police department and explain you don't want to be named. Also contact your state AG, or district attorney - a lot of them might have a nuisance task force.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 11, 2020 10:38 PM
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R4 he has a son who visits occasionally. I know that the kid was in the house one night when they were partying because I could hear him calling to his father and they asshole never went to check on him.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 11, 2020 10:40 PM
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does your town have a code? it should be available on the web. there will be rules about times of day, loudness of noise etc. not that that will stop them, but you would have a leg to stand on.
btw i sympathize, there have been times when i have had a similar problem, not constantly, but enough to sympathize.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 11, 2020 10:42 PM
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R5 Hopefully he’ll get in touch with his softer side and want to join in!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 11, 2020 10:42 PM
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So your neighbor wasn’t like this initially when he moved in? Maybe he’s troubled and going down a dark path and you could be a buddy to him?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 11, 2020 10:44 PM
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Arson can be surprisingly effective
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 11, 2020 10:44 PM
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OP - I could drop by for a brain-storming session or two!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 11, 2020 10:47 PM
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Is this an apartment building? Are there other neighbors?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 11, 2020 10:48 PM
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R15 it's a residential street.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 11, 2020 10:50 PM
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You're not the nasty neighbor troll are you?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 11, 2020 10:52 PM
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[quote][R15] it's a residential street.
This doesn't answer my question
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 11, 2020 10:53 PM
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Does his dog have a dog house or some sort of shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 11, 2020 10:56 PM
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You need to be covert about this. Do you know anyone in the Mafia?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 11, 2020 11:04 PM
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This is clearly the nasty neighbors troll.
He used to post one of these every other weekend.
He's a nutcase.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 11, 2020 11:04 PM
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I'm sure that this has also bothered Mitzi as well. Perhaps if you ask Joel to go over and speak with them.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 11, 2020 11:12 PM
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Joel now has an attack dog. Yes, best to ask Joel to intervene.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 11, 2020 11:15 PM
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OP I had the same problem when lived in Paso Robles, CA a few years ago. I caught the guy alone while he was blasting his music, brought into my townhouse so he could here it. He was embarrassed and curtailed it for a while but It got bad again and I called management at that point and they shut him down. I'm also 6'0 , 220 lbs of gay gymrat bod, so I wasn't too afarid. Call the authorities and be done with it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 11, 2020 11:29 PM
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Sometime when they’re all outdoors acting like thugs smoking blunts and using fuck to excess, walk outdoors completely naked. Look to gauge their reaction and watch their behavior shift in your favor.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 11, 2020 11:34 PM
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Do a couple squats while you’re outdoors naked. That’ll scare the shit outta them.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 11, 2020 11:58 PM
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When they’re outside all together partying, walk up to them, lift your caftan up to your knee and show them a little leg!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 12, 2020 12:07 AM
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Do you have any cousins named Smooter that could visit for a couple of weeks?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | June 12, 2020 12:55 AM
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You should call the cops about the dog. Chaining is illegal in many, many cities.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 12, 2020 11:25 PM
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OP I'm intrigued by your reference to Newfies. Are they Newfoundlanders ? Are you Canadian ?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 13, 2020 12:39 AM
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Ask if he has Section 8 and report him for non compliance with the lease
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 13, 2020 1:04 AM
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Sounds like Trailer Park Boys
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 13, 2020 1:23 AM
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R32 Yes, Newfies are Canadians from Newfoundland.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 13, 2020 2:01 AM
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Is Newfoundland kind of like the Mississippi of Canada?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 13, 2020 3:02 AM
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It's more like Maine. That weird accent.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 13, 2020 4:08 AM
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[quote]So your neighbor wasn’t like this initially when he moved in? Maybe he’s troubled and going down a dark path and you could be a buddy to him?
Or introduce him to heroin in order to speed up the descent and get peace and quiet back more quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 13, 2020 4:17 AM
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If you have renters insurance, collect the shit you can't live without and around 3AM set your whole fuckin ( fast spreading) firetrap a blaze! Making sure their home, run over just in time to save them but not their place of neighborhood ill repute. You'll feel better!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 19, 2020 4:11 AM
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Parts of Newfoundland are worse than Compton, the kind of neighborhood where if you get a flat tire, you just keep on driving.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 19, 2020 4:33 AM
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r41, what parts of Newfoundland are that bad? Do tell.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 19, 2020 4:39 AM
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The parts between the borders R42!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 19, 2020 10:30 PM
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I've not really had too many issues with neighbors and to be honest most have been friendly. And downright cute too. Like the other day I met this guy outside my place he lives in the complex. We got to talking and I found out he knows the U.S. Constitution inside out. I know a good chunk of it myself. And he was totally cute. So I didn't mind talking and his name is Tyrone. If there's a god.
I go out of my mind sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2020 1:35 PM
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