When you take your first piss of the day

Yes. I wake up every night in the vicinity of 4 a.m., stumble to the bathroom, take a leak and fart a bit.

Yes. The piss doesn't flow as freely until I fart. It was not always this way.

No, I’m Piss Elegant

Wouldn’t that be like pissing in a windstorm?

Why is it necessary to fart first? Is gas applying pressure on the urethra?

Class. Sophistication.

Sometimes fart even during the second, third and fourth piss of the day.

Shitty pissy kitties. What a shame

I don’t fart during my first piss of the day. That would be very rude of me, especially with my husband trying to enjoy the golden shower I’m giving him.

When I was younger, I was embarrassed at the sound of my pissing in the toilet after making love. I would run water in the sink to mask the sound of my pissing. When I started farting before pissing, I had to run water as soon as I entered the bathroom. I finally gave up. Take me as I am.

"When you take your first piss of the day Do you have to fart?"

When don't I have to fart? Seriously. Once I turned 50 I became a gas factory.

" I would run water in the sink to mask the sound of my pissing."

Rose Kennedy used to make fun of Jackie for doing this.

And I of her dead children.

Making love, R10? Are you a frau?

R14 Yes, I am.

R12 As if Rose Kennedy was the epitome of motherhood! God bless Rosemary...

When I take the first piss of day on my face I feel happy. If man like, I fart. If he hate the fart, I keep it deep inside me.

I choose to fart.

Secret Scat Troll!

Editor!

Morning farts are generally the most satisfying, because they are loud and booming as hell

I piss my bed

Better in the bathroom than under the sheets.

OP-Fart is VULGAR. I say PASSING WIND.

The more you hold in your piss, the more your fart when you let the yellow river flow.

Christie - Yellow River 1970

[quote] The more you hold in your piss, the more your fart when you let the yellow river flow.

Oh boy! My next trip to Moscow will be tremendous!

Yes I do fart, but very primly

This does not apply to Tommi DiDario or Gino Benitez, both of whom are too prissily uptight and in luuuuuuuvv to either fart or piss. Especially near each other.

Not for the first 87 years of my life, but lately, well, yeah.