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What did Lea Michele do to YOU, Dataloungers?

A few years back, I was escorting a Make-a-Wish child around the set of "Glee" at Paramount Studios. Jane Lynch was lovely to the little girl and autographed a picture for her, while Chris Colfer gave her a bag of cast albums, T-shirts and other memorabilia.

As the child excitedly combed through her treasure bag, suddenly Lea Michele walked over, scattered the contents with her feet and kicked the little girl squarely in her vagina bone. "You don't need those things," Lea sneered, "because you won't even be ALIVE in six months!"

The little girl gave as good as she got, telling Lea, "And you're going to grow up to look like Lainie Kazan at her heaviest!," but the moment was lost.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 11, 2020 7:33 AM

As the child was bald from chemo, Lea also took the opportunity to shit in her wig.

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2020 1:52 AM

She posed nude and ASSAULTED MY EYES.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2020 1:54 AM

Lea Michelle killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my bible.

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2020 1:55 AM

Lea queefed on our lockerroom bench.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2020 1:56 AM

[quote]As the child was bald from chemo, Lea also took the opportunity to shit in her wig.

Her squatting and shitting in the kid's wig was no biggie

But when Lea belted out that endless Barbra Streisand medley we were all begging for the sweet release of Death

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2020 2:01 AM

I told her I was ill and she asked if she could have my things when I die.

Oh wait....no...that was a Datalounger....NEVER MIND.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2020 2:02 AM

Lea's pussy actually smelled worse than her dump

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2020 2:06 AM

She played me her Xmas album.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 2:07 AM

Lea was very sweet when I visited the Glee set. It was a hot day, and she offered to get me something to drink, and quickly returned with a large cup of lemonade. She apologized for the drink being warm, but said they were out of ice that day. It also had a pungent, ammonia, earthy flavor. I tried not to gag, as she was watching me drink it. I will always recall that sweet gesture.

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2020 2:07 AM

Lea Michele used my bath towel, ate my turkey meatballs, stacked my books, wrote "veggies" on my shopping list, and rearranged my wall decals to read [italic]Love, Laugh, Live[/italic]. When she left I noticed that my margarine fountain had been completely drained and my poop knife (a family heirloom) was missing.

I HATE HER!!!

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2020 2:08 AM

Lea farted in her hand and made me smell it!

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2020 2:10 AM

She shit in my bra.

Only I can do that!

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2020 2:12 AM

What’s a Lea Michele and why is she being cancelled?

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2020 2:19 AM

We were up for the same roll.

She took it.

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2020 2:19 AM

She offered me Taco Bell.

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2020 2:19 AM

She told me she voted for Olivia.

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2020 2:21 AM

She was in Scream Queens..it assaulted my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2020 2:22 AM

She looked at me with disgust. As if I wasn't a human being. As if I didn't belong on set.

It was violence... LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2020 2:25 AM

Cut-throat wig-sabotaging chicks like this Lea are a dime a dozen...and I can handle 'em ALL

But this Lea kid...serious gastrointestinal issues

(All I'm gonna say is, Danny Thomas woulda loved this one...)

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by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2020 2:26 AM

Well, many people are saying what Lea Michele did was really awful and some others are saying they weren't that bothered by it. Look, I don't know. I wasn't there. But she's always been a very nasty person. Just a nasty, nasty woman. I'm not saying she should be in jail, but others have said that. So that's what they're talking about. And no one knows Lea better than me. And I'll really have to look into this situation because all the best people know what's going on and I know all the best people and Lea Michele is one of the best people. Just the other day Mike Pence was telling me about Lea and I said to Kellyanne, "Kellyanne, how about Lea?" And Kellyanne agreed. Look, I'm on top of all of this. And it's gonna be great, I can tell you that much. We're gonna keep it great unlike Sleepy Joe Biden. He has no idea what's going on.

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2020 2:28 AM

They drummed her out of Hollywood.

So she comes crawling back to Broadway.

Well, Broadway doesn't go for Wigs and Scat.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2020 2:30 AM

[Quote] I'm not saying she should be in jail, but others have said that. So that's what they're talking about.

I don't think anyone is here talking about it because they think Lea Michele should be in jail.

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2020 2:31 AM

Lea who?

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2020 2:32 AM

She pooped in my best drag wig 😰

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2020 2:35 AM

She hijacked my shit wig!

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2020 2:36 AM

She said one more wild weekend won't hurt.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2020 2:38 AM

enough said.

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by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2020 2:39 AM

She used my best socks as a maxipad

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2020 2:39 AM

Didn’t she drive her boyfriend to suicide?

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2020 2:45 AM

A nose job would help her mid-career.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2020 2:46 AM

But my friend Julie just adores her!

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2020 2:47 AM

She got away.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2020 2:56 AM

Lea Michele stole MY iconic swimsuit to wear to a Satanic black mass. But it gets worse...

When I went in to clean her suite the next morning, I found it balled up on the bed with a note demanding I have the blood stains out by noon!

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by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2020 3:28 AM

How unkind you are, all of you, just horrible

Lea wanted only to minister to the little children, offering them the gift of her AMAZING voice

And she had a "little tummy trouble"

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by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2020 3:32 AM

She was a woman!

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2020 4:10 AM

She was my besty, then she wasn't . I don't know what she said, but I ended black listed.

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2020 5:01 AM

She told John Travolta to “go out there and give Adele Dazeem the introduction she deserves!”

by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2020 6:20 AM

She made me the happiest man on this planet!

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2020 6:29 AM

She touched me inappropriately. Well, actually her nose bumped into my forehead when we ran into each other at the Kids Choice Awards, but it left my vagina in a state of shock, like Harvey’s tongue all over again.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2020 6:38 AM

She had a degree of success in her chosen profession.

That’s enough to enrage the average DLer

by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2020 6:44 AM

Who wouldn’t love to be a fly on the wall with Lea auditioning for Arthur Laurents (!) for the WSS revival. He probably destroyed her right to her face (as was his wont with her type). Delicious. That’s a movie in itself.

by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2020 6:49 AM

Let me tell you about Lea Michele...

by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2020 6:50 AM

I invented “cunt,” Abortion Deb.

by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2020 6:54 AM

She gave me the best 30 seconds of my life in high school........when she finally shut up and swallowed my hot load.

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2020 6:55 AM

One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome!

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2020 6:58 AM

I called her a cunt. And?

by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2020 7:13 AM

One word: Bangs

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2020 7:39 AM

I don't get the hate. It's not like she messed up the bridge on a mother-daughter Disney medley.

by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2020 8:33 AM

The nerve of that slut. Check out r33 -- she stole my best dress! And I'm a Datalounge Legend!!!

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by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2020 8:43 AM

R49 here. My apologies to r33. I am half asleep and didn't realize I basically stole your joke.

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2020 8:47 AM

She’s making me wear this shirt!

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by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2020 9:02 AM

She ate a meatball sandwich RIGHT out in class.

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2020 10:08 AM

She projectile sneezed in my face and blew her nose on my caftan.

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2020 11:19 AM

Whoa... Be kind...Lea is Vivian Vance’s granddaughter.

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2020 11:24 AM

She stated her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2020 1:11 PM

I worked on glee for a part of its second season. By this point the fame had gone to almost everyone's heads that had been there from the beginning, but if there was a gold medal for over inflated sense of self worth it would have gone to Lea. I remember seeing her spit on a few door handles, laughing with a couple of her "friends" and then 5 minutes later screaming about how one of the other actresses had a better costume than her and spent two hours in her trailer having a breakdown while the crew waited to shoot. Working on that show was wild.

by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2020 1:26 PM

We need to hear ALL your stories, r56!

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2020 1:28 PM

R57 There was the time a child actress was on set, she did her scene which Lea was part of, after a couple of takes Lea wasn't happy with the little girls acting so she bent down to be on the girls level and told her that acting wasn't for her and she wasn't cute enough to make up for the bad acting, the little girl looked heartbroken, Lea then told one of the producers that if the girl can't do the job either fire and replace the her or cut the scene as Lea was getting bored.

by Anonymousreply 58June 6, 2020 2:51 PM

r58 I WAS that little girl.

by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2020 2:53 PM

Study’s have shown Lea is a grade A 𝖈𝖚𝖓𝖙

by Anonymousreply 60June 7, 2020 9:35 AM

Our very own Zapruder film

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by Anonymousreply 61June 7, 2020 2:15 PM

Any Lea Michele cancelled part 3 out there?

by Anonymousreply 62June 11, 2020 3:58 AM

She painted my microphone WHITE!

by Anonymousreply 63June 11, 2020 4:11 AM

Poured a two-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi all over my kitchen floor before crab-walking up the wall, across the ceiling and into my central air and heat duct work.

Took three weeks to locate and eradicate her lousy ass. 21 days of Don't Rain on my Parade and I'm the Greatest Star.

by Anonymousreply 64June 11, 2020 4:34 AM

Lea invited me over to watch "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" then proceeded to show the Redgraves' television version!

I was horrified! What kind of monster does that?

by Anonymousreply 65June 11, 2020 4:58 AM

Lea is a no-talent meskite.

by Anonymousreply 66June 11, 2020 5:06 AM

Her mother is looking at her likes "This bitch.."

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by Anonymousreply 67June 11, 2020 7:32 AM

She ruined "Don't Rain On My Parade" for me since she screeched her off-key version at the Tonys.

by Anonymousreply 68June 11, 2020 7:33 AM
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