What did Lea Michele do to YOU, Dataloungers?
A few years back, I was escorting a Make-a-Wish child around the set of "Glee" at Paramount Studios. Jane Lynch was lovely to the little girl and autographed a picture for her, while Chris Colfer gave her a bag of cast albums, T-shirts and other memorabilia.
As the child excitedly combed through her treasure bag, suddenly Lea Michele walked over, scattered the contents with her feet and kicked the little girl squarely in her vagina bone. "You don't need those things," Lea sneered, "because you won't even be ALIVE in six months!"
The little girl gave as good as she got, telling Lea, "And you're going to grow up to look like Lainie Kazan at her heaviest!," but the moment was lost.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | June 11, 2020 7:33 AM
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As the child was bald from chemo, Lea also took the opportunity to shit in her wig.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 5, 2020 1:52 AM
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She posed nude and ASSAULTED MY EYES.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | June 5, 2020 1:54 AM
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Lea Michelle killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my bible.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 5, 2020 1:55 AM
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Lea queefed on our lockerroom bench.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | June 5, 2020 1:56 AM
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[quote]As the child was bald from chemo, Lea also took the opportunity to shit in her wig.
Her squatting and shitting in the kid's wig was no biggie
But when Lea belted out that endless Barbra Streisand medley we were all begging for the sweet release of Death
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 5, 2020 2:01 AM
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I told her I was ill and she asked if she could have my things when I die.
Oh wait....no...that was a Datalounger....NEVER MIND.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 5, 2020 2:02 AM
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Lea's pussy actually smelled worse than her dump
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 5, 2020 2:06 AM
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She played me her Xmas album.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 5, 2020 2:07 AM
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Lea was very sweet when I visited the Glee set. It was a hot day, and she offered to get me something to drink, and quickly returned with a large cup of lemonade. She apologized for the drink being warm, but said they were out of ice that day. It also had a pungent, ammonia, earthy flavor. I tried not to gag, as she was watching me drink it. I will always recall that sweet gesture.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 5, 2020 2:07 AM
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Lea Michele used my bath towel, ate my turkey meatballs, stacked my books, wrote "veggies" on my shopping list, and rearranged my wall decals to read [italic]Love, Laugh, Live[/italic]. When she left I noticed that my margarine fountain had been completely drained and my poop knife (a family heirloom) was missing.
I HATE HER!!!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 5, 2020 2:08 AM
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Lea farted in her hand and made me smell it!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 5, 2020 2:10 AM
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What’s a Lea Michele and why is she being cancelled?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 5, 2020 2:19 AM
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We were up for the same roll.
She took it.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 5, 2020 2:19 AM
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She offered me Taco Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 5, 2020 2:19 AM
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She told me she voted for Olivia.
Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 5, 2020 2:21 AM
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She was in Scream Queens..it assaulted my eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 5, 2020 2:22 AM
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She looked at me with disgust. As if I wasn't a human being. As if I didn't belong on set.
It was violence... LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 5, 2020 2:25 AM
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Cut-throat wig-sabotaging chicks like this Lea are a dime a dozen...and I can handle 'em ALL
But this Lea kid...serious gastrointestinal issues
(All I'm gonna say is, Danny Thomas woulda loved this one...)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | June 5, 2020 2:26 AM
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Well, many people are saying what Lea Michele did was really awful and some others are saying they weren't that bothered by it. Look, I don't know. I wasn't there. But she's always been a very nasty person. Just a nasty, nasty woman. I'm not saying she should be in jail, but others have said that. So that's what they're talking about. And no one knows Lea better than me. And I'll really have to look into this situation because all the best people know what's going on and I know all the best people and Lea Michele is one of the best people. Just the other day Mike Pence was telling me about Lea and I said to Kellyanne, "Kellyanne, how about Lea?" And Kellyanne agreed. Look, I'm on top of all of this. And it's gonna be great, I can tell you that much. We're gonna keep it great unlike Sleepy Joe Biden. He has no idea what's going on.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 5, 2020 2:28 AM
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They drummed her out of Hollywood.
So she comes crawling back to Broadway.
Well, Broadway doesn't go for Wigs and Scat.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 5, 2020 2:30 AM
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[Quote] I'm not saying she should be in jail, but others have said that. So that's what they're talking about.
I don't think anyone is here talking about it because they think Lea Michele should be in jail.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 5, 2020 2:31 AM
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She pooped in my best drag wig 😰
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 5, 2020 2:35 AM
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She hijacked my shit wig!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 5, 2020 2:36 AM
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She said one more wild weekend won't hurt.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 5, 2020 2:38 AM
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She used my best socks as a maxipad
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 5, 2020 2:39 AM
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Didn’t she drive her boyfriend to suicide?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 5, 2020 2:45 AM
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A nose job would help her mid-career.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 5, 2020 2:46 AM
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But my friend Julie just adores her!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 5, 2020 2:47 AM
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Lea Michele stole MY iconic swimsuit to wear to a Satanic black mass. But it gets worse...
When I went in to clean her suite the next morning, I found it balled up on the bed with a note demanding I have the blood stains out by noon!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2020 3:28 AM
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How unkind you are, all of you, just horrible
Lea wanted only to minister to the little children, offering them the gift of her AMAZING voice
And she had a "little tummy trouble"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | June 5, 2020 3:32 AM
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She was my besty, then she wasn't . I don't know what she said, but I ended black listed.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 5, 2020 5:01 AM
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She told John Travolta to “go out there and give Adele Dazeem the introduction she deserves!”
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 5, 2020 6:20 AM
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She made me the happiest man on this planet!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 5, 2020 6:29 AM
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She touched me inappropriately. Well, actually her nose bumped into my forehead when we ran into each other at the Kids Choice Awards, but it left my vagina in a state of shock, like Harvey’s tongue all over again.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 5, 2020 6:38 AM
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She had a degree of success in her chosen profession.
That’s enough to enrage the average DLer
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 5, 2020 6:44 AM
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Who wouldn’t love to be a fly on the wall with Lea auditioning for Arthur Laurents (!) for the WSS revival. He probably destroyed her right to her face (as was his wont with her type). Delicious. That’s a movie in itself.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 5, 2020 6:49 AM
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Let me tell you about Lea Michele...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 5, 2020 6:50 AM
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I invented “cunt,” Abortion Deb.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 5, 2020 6:54 AM
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She gave me the best 30 seconds of my life in high school........when she finally shut up and swallowed my hot load.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 5, 2020 6:55 AM
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One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 5, 2020 6:58 AM
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I called her a cunt. And?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 5, 2020 7:13 AM
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I don't get the hate. It's not like she messed up the bridge on a mother-daughter Disney medley.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 5, 2020 8:33 AM
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The nerve of that slut. Check out r33 -- she stole my best dress! And I'm a Datalounge Legend!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | June 5, 2020 8:43 AM
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R49 here. My apologies to r33. I am half asleep and didn't realize I basically stole your joke.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 5, 2020 8:47 AM
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She’s making me wear this shirt!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | June 5, 2020 9:02 AM
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She ate a meatball sandwich RIGHT out in class.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 5, 2020 10:08 AM
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She projectile sneezed in my face and blew her nose on my caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 5, 2020 11:19 AM
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Whoa... Be kind...Lea is Vivian Vance’s granddaughter.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 5, 2020 11:24 AM
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She stated her boundaries.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 5, 2020 1:11 PM
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I worked on glee for a part of its second season. By this point the fame had gone to almost everyone's heads that had been there from the beginning, but if there was a gold medal for over inflated sense of self worth it would have gone to Lea. I remember seeing her spit on a few door handles, laughing with a couple of her "friends" and then 5 minutes later screaming about how one of the other actresses had a better costume than her and spent two hours in her trailer having a breakdown while the crew waited to shoot. Working on that show was wild.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 5, 2020 1:26 PM
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We need to hear ALL your stories, r56!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 5, 2020 1:28 PM
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R57 There was the time a child actress was on set, she did her scene which Lea was part of, after a couple of takes Lea wasn't happy with the little girls acting so she bent down to be on the girls level and told her that acting wasn't for her and she wasn't cute enough to make up for the bad acting, the little girl looked heartbroken, Lea then told one of the producers that if the girl can't do the job either fire and replace the her or cut the scene as Lea was getting bored.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 6, 2020 2:51 PM
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r58 I WAS that little girl.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 6, 2020 2:53 PM
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Study’s have shown Lea is a grade A 𝖈𝖚𝖓𝖙
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 7, 2020 9:35 AM
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Our very own Zapruder film
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | June 7, 2020 2:15 PM
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Any Lea Michele cancelled part 3 out there?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 11, 2020 3:58 AM
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She painted my microphone WHITE!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 11, 2020 4:11 AM
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Poured a two-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi all over my kitchen floor before crab-walking up the wall, across the ceiling and into my central air and heat duct work.
Took three weeks to locate and eradicate her lousy ass. 21 days of Don't Rain on my Parade and I'm the Greatest Star.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 11, 2020 4:34 AM
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Lea invited me over to watch "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" then proceeded to show the Redgraves' television version!
I was horrified! What kind of monster does that?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 11, 2020 4:58 AM
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Lea is a no-talent meskite.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 11, 2020 5:06 AM
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Her mother is looking at her likes "This bitch.."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 67 | June 11, 2020 7:32 AM
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She ruined "Don't Rain On My Parade" for me since she screeched her off-key version at the Tonys.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 11, 2020 7:33 AM
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