Plans to open the UK's first male lap dancing club in Soho London

Bad timing

r1 They will certainly have to wait for social distancing measures to ease greatly r1. Just to clarify the article says the first gay Male lap dancing club .Just so I am being precise.

I'm genuinely surprised this didn't happen years ago.

In the immortal words of Stef, "This is neither the time nor the place..."

Harry could always make a buck or two there if -- er, when -- he falls on hard times. At least, that's what I tell myself in my fantasies.

What could possibly go wrong?

Or right, come to that.

Fancy a wank, guv'nor?

They never work. Except Wilton Manors for some reason - hmm....

"Once lockdown restrictions are eased." That clarifies it - so let's all go for a lap dance!!! Actually, great idea.

Prince Harry can start out his routine at the club dressed in full uniform, then gradually shed the clothes and...……...go Harry with that lap dance!

Can we please ban women from it? I get so sick of straight women taking over gay clubs.😡

r10 Oh God I hope they don't overrun the venues!😬

[quote] Can we please ban women from it?

Probably not R10: sex discrimination is not allowed except in very specific places like convents and monasteries.

r12 It is certainly a tricky one

The article is BS. There are plenty of gay bars in London that have male strippers who give lap dances. This isn't something new. Just because they don't call then "lap dancing clubs"?

r14 But don't they only have them in on a guest basis eg once a week rather than a permanent feature of the venue?

There is no sign given the announcements this week by Boris Johnson on which hospitality venues will be allowed to reopen that lap dancing clubs will be allowed to open anytime soon. Nightclubs in general are now in big trouble.

I do hope this still goes ahead post lockdown and the plans have not fell through!

this will not be a success. most guys at gay bars are young and broke. Men get lap dances because women are so hard to bed. Guys don't have that problem.

r18 Werent there many succesful gogo boy clubs in the USA?

Yeah---real progress.

"Ello Gov'nor - what's all this, then?"

Waiting for the first FTM dancer, who hasn't had any surgery, to sue, demanding that "he" be chosen as one of the dancers....

This is just what Soho needs, sweaty drugged up halfwits jiggling their arses for money. Still, it beats sitting in the window at Balan’s waiting for your next escort booking. Side note- why do Americans think Londoners talk like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

Nobody cares what a Klan member thinks, SurvivingAngel. Your racist ass won't go unless all the dancers are lily white.

r23 Why do you say drugged up?

It will not work. For one, lap dances are more bottom centric but most gay men are bottoms, so why would they want a lap dance?

Gay men can just get on grindr for a hook up, why would they want a lap dance. If they are ugly, they will just hire an escort.

And, eventually, the SJWs will complain about the place being to cis, white, and masculine and demand that the performers include trans men, fat men, fem men, and then no one will come, especially the SJWs who scream about the evils of Masc for Masc yet only ever seem to want Masc...

It will be plagued by fat, sweaty women in no time. I have a few coworkers that I know will be frothing at the idea of this, feel bad for the lap dancers that will have big Sue offering them a tidy sum if they go home with her.

I was at a club night in London once for my birthday and they had a stripper come on and do the 'dick flapping under a flag' trick, it was one of the biggest dicks I'd ever seen in my life.

I've also been to the lap dancing club in the US that had either a weekly or monthly gay night, but the guys could only strip fully behind a screen (with lighting so you could see a silhouette) which I thought was super weird. You did get to give their dicks a squeeze when slipping dollars in the waistband when they came out and walked around the tables though, but I didn't go for the full lap dance experience.

I would definitely go to this, shame we don't have £1 notes in the UK anymore though, I would be broke in no time if I was using fivers to make it rain :-D

Call it what it will be ...a whorehouse.

More misogynistic comments about women. As if any of us would want to frequent such a place.

Good, as soon as I can I will take a ferry and will visit. I really hope women are not allowed so vibe is not ruined. I can't stand that all gay venues have to be inclusive (even some sex clubs!) while lesbian ones are totally exclusive. Double standard.

I'm not going to any Club that features all-English dancers. Are foreigners even allowed to work in the UK anymore?

All that sweaty smells foreskin flopping everywhere. No thanks.

^ smelly*

r26 But escorts will be out of the price range of many were as lap dances less so.

I'll only go if they have some black dancers, no point in seeing dick unless it's big.

I'm sure they will have r36

If a success they could pop up all around the country.

There will be no black dancer, the queen will not allow it.

Fantastic, I can't wait to get a lap dance from a queen dressed like this.

Arrrghh! r39