"We'll never stop shoving Pete Davidson down your throats!" promises Hollywood

I wouldn't mind Pete Davidson being shoved down my throat. I have no gag reflex whatsoever.

He might have a magnificent pecker, but the rest of him is sickening.

The professional 9/11 boy.

Who DOESN'T want to read about these two right now?!?!

He always looks like he's high on meth. Those eyes with dark rings I though he was 38- 42 something but he's only 26?

His nice tight lanky body is littered with tattoos that you can’t focus on it. And I’m a millennial who’s pro-tattoo. But he looks awful.

I'm so tired of Apatow's brand of man-child immature comedy. Isn't he around 50 now?

The movie is supposed to be really good though.

Jesus Christ, how does this guy get so much publicity? He's ugly, not THAT funny, etc.

And seriously, I'm sick of hearing about rich people and their problems. Oh no, you can't get out of your basement because you're so depressed. Try calling a fucking therapist!

I hope his movie bombs. Ariana Grande should be short for giving this little turd fame.

*shot

He's so ugly you just can't look away! Like a trainwreck. Which is exactly what he is.

And this fucking horse teeth. He can't even close his mouth, his veneers are so big.

R13, I was never able to pinpoint what it was about him I found so unnatractive but I think that's just it, those FUCKING TEETH.

Those fucking veneers are creepy. It almost makes him look like Tony Robbins.

Yeah, there a lot of comedians that are ugly. I don't have a big problem with that. But he just isn't funny or talented.

Word in Hollywood is that he has a real good shot at getting an Oscar nomination, especially since there won't be much competition due to the pandemic.

Believe it or not, we could be talking about Oscar winner Peter Davidson by this time next year.

Verificatia of Sizemeat?

Anyone?

LOL Pete Davidson is well on track to be the first movie star of this generation. There hasn't been one since DiCaprio.

^ Feels like some bizarre parallel universe. Looks have only ever mattered to gays and fangurls.

I will volunteer for a 20something skinny douchebag's huge dong down my throat.

Me first, R21

Pete Davison and Elizabeth Moss nominated for Oscars. Just as long as Trolls gets a nomination for best film. That way we can always remember what a shitty year it was.

I'll stand in line for Davidson dong.

I don't know what I'm more tired of: Judd "here's 4 hours of my family" Apatow or Pete "MY DADDY DIED!!!!!!" Davidson

I don't want him shoved down my throat either, unless he's wearing 3 condoms, had a shot of penicillin and took his valtrex and prep.

So many old desperate fat farts in this thread. SAD!

When is he going to be over? He can occasionally be mildly amusing but rarely even funny at all. He must be related to some important or he whips out that giant dong for the right agents.

R28 his father died in 9/11. He's comedy's Meghan McCain.

Hollywood is desperate for actors with some verve. Millennials are catatonic.

Il est joli laid.

I love how he was trashing SNL. Saying everyone was mean to him. And maybe it was time for him to leave. Now he's saying he wants to stay for as long as they'll have him. What a stupid ass.

R32, he's truly a man-child. Revolting.

His new movie being released this week is getting rave reviews and Oscar buzz, so I'd say he's doing just fine.

I find him hot for some reason. I tend to like clean-cut guys and he is not even my type. IDK.

Sometimes SNL hires extremely talented comedians they do not know what to do with, and so the comedian just disappears on the show though they have plenty of other ways to showcase their skills later: Chris Rock, Janeane Garofalo, Jay Mohr. But I've yet to see Pete Davidson be funny anywhere.

Everyone in comedy talks up Pete Davidson' talent, but I have yet to see it. I saw his comedy special and he was awful.

I simply don't believe in Judd Apatow's ability to find comedic talent anymore. He was the one who foisted Lena Dunham on the world, after all.

I don't think those are veneers, it look like a full upper-plate denture.

I think he's funny, talented, and unique. He also oddly naturally looks like a white guy in lightskin black face. I love left of center "personality" types.

(R34) so what's his competition with what's come out. Justin Timberlake as Branch Troll. Will Arnett as Shaggy in Scooby-Doo.

If Pete wins the Oscar, how many minutes will they let him talk about his father before they play him off stage?

I want to see the movie. Not for Pete Davidson but for Steve Buscemi, also not an attractive man but a really great actor.

No idea how big is cock is but I'll go with medium to large as a guess.

Steve Buscemi's cock is indeed a mouthful.

Does Steve play his dead dad?

No talent creepy meth head. No thanks.

Apatow probably found out recently (as Pete did) that Pete is Jewish on his dad's side so Apatow gave him a movie.

Guys, do you think Pete can self-fuck?

R13 R14 And he’s so proud of those giant white teefs he can’t stop smiling to show them off.

I am seeing good reviews for this, but my beef with Apatow is that he needs a good editor. This one is 2 hrs. 14 mins. I obviously haven't seen the movie yet but shouldn't it clock in around 1:45?

R48 I was done with Apatow after This is 40. Holy fuck was that indulgent with the runtime

Pete and Apatow are the scum of the earth.

Pete and Apatow are the scum of the earth.

One millennial reviewer said that he had already watched Pete's new movie 6 times because it calms his anxiety and depression. Apparently, it's going to be a hit with anxiety-ridden millennials and incels who need to be calmed.

I watched the one where he's friends with the teenage boy. It was low key.

Of course Judd’s untalented daughter Maude is in this just like she’s in everything else including “Euphoria” and “Hollywood”.

He named his daughter Maude? Is she 70?

Apatow movies are filled with homophobia. I don’t like how he pretends to be woke now. Him and that bitch wife can fuck off.

Imagine if the gay slurs he used in all his early work was about Jews instead.

R55 Maude and Iris are his daughters names.

Iris is fine. But Maude? Wow. I'm naming my daughter Gertrud.

Pete Davidson’s ‘The King of Staten Island’ pulled from theaters

He has an interesting accent I can't place. What accent is that? His mom has a typical NYC accent.

this flop movie should be the nail in his career.....plus aptow's shitty comedys suk!

When theyr pulled from theatres it means its a movie with no legs....

[quote]Pete Davidson’s ‘The King of Staten Island’ pulled from theaters

But but but he's going to be the greatest acting talent of our generation!!!

Davidson is a terrible actor. I've seen him in other films and I'm just blown away by his inability to come across as having even one functioning brain cell. He's Jennifer Hudson levels of bad.

If only he could play Rudy Giuliani in some Lifetime movie of the week. The one thing they have in common is STILL suckling on the teet of 911.

apatow likes his men to have big lips and fat cocks......nuff said

The bags and dark spots under his eyes are weird

R67 He has some kind of autoimmune disease.

Tried watching some movie he did with Adolescence in the title....he plays himself and it was annoying as fuk. his act wears thin real quick,,,,,,Dumbo stoner with speedy qwips...

Pete Davidson himself has said over and over that his dick is a normal size and not huge r21. Ariana Grande doesn't know much about penises, or maybe just thought that would be fun PR. Who knows.

I swear this and it was ... meh. Mildy amusing.

But I want Pete in me deeply.

oops.. *saw* this...

Wait, his entire career is based on dead father from 9/11?

While I get that that might mess you up, it's not a reason force the rest of us to deal with this mess.

I don't mean to sound insensitive, but lots of people have lost a parent in childhood and they've had to move on and not dwell on the past.

Shove him down my throat, Hollywood.

Deeply, please.