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Let's be The Food Network.

I'm Calabrian chiles. Bobby Flay uses me in everything.

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by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 2:58 AM

I'm the overuse of "BAM".

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2020 12:47 AM

I'm Guy Fierri's fat ass. I own the network

by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2020 1:11 AM

I'm Cowboy Josh. I fuck the Mrs' husband

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2020 1:12 AM

Between FN and HGTV, they've got us right where they want us. We're all gluttonous home improvers!

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2020 1:49 AM

I'm really good vanilla and my cousin is really good olive oil.

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2020 1:57 AM

I'm Ree Drummond's adenoids. I'm what cause her voice to be so nasally and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2020 1:58 AM

I'm Rachel Ray, and I can't wait to be done filming this segment so I can go out to the alley and have another cigarette and chase it with a shot of EVOO.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2020 2:10 AM

r1 is posting from 1998.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2020 2:58 AM
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