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Team Trump is asking people to upload videos for the president's birthday!

I bet the datalounge could come up with one....

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by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2020 5:27 PM

I hope someone sends him Aaron Schock’s insatiable hole.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2020 9:54 PM

Does Stormy Daniels have anything she'd like to show us?

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2020 10:01 PM

I think the load is in plump's xxxxl adult diaper.

by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2020 10:01 PM

We should send him a video of his pal Miss Lindsey getting plowed

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2020 10:02 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2020 10:33 PM

Anyone got video of a guillotine?

by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2020 10:39 PM

Trump has ruined the thumbs-up sign for astronauts, race car drivers, and adolescent boys everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2020 10:56 PM

Many people are considering sending pictures of Obama.

by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2020 10:58 PM

This will go over well. Anyone got a close up video of that punk girl crapping on the police car?

by Anonymousreply 9June 4, 2020 11:03 PM

R8, "many people are considering"?

No, millions of us are absolutely sending pictures of Obama to his SM on his birthday. I am sending shirtless jogger Obama, myself.

by Anonymousreply 10June 4, 2020 11:07 PM

Send him some footage of the SS John McCain

by Anonymousreply 11June 4, 2020 11:24 PM

An endless loop of this gif

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by Anonymousreply 12June 4, 2020 11:25 PM

In the spirit of the Jaws thread, one of the following:

The guy saying Whaaaaat?; Quint scraping his fingernails down the chalkboard; or Quint and his boat being destroyed by the shark.

Symbolism!

by Anonymousreply 13June 4, 2020 11:39 PM

Dumpie is getting dumped on by this. I hope the genius who thought this was a good idea is Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2020 12:52 PM

How about this?

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by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2020 1:06 PM

Or this one?

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by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2020 1:08 PM

Every time plump says, "Many people are saying..." I want to stop him and say, "Oh, really? Name just two or three, right now." And watch him dodge the question...

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2020 3:25 PM

Who's got the Russian pee-pee tapes?

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2020 4:53 PM

A picture of Obama's inauguration crowd vs his.

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2020 5:01 PM

A white hood

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2020 5:24 PM

I pity the poor IT person who has to delete all of the accurate uploaded videos.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2020 5:27 PM
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