Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal held after man dies in toad venom ritual

Although I understand the meaning of each of those individual words I cannot make my mind comprehend the meaning of that sentence.

1. WTF

2. "Local press said the ceremony took place in the country residence of Vidal, a media-savvy porn star in his mid-40s whose Twitter feed is full of ads for his 25-centimetre aromatic candles of the male genitalia, available in black, white or cerise."

Nacho Vidal

Well that's quite original. Much more erudite than the usual meth fueled stabbing.

Wasn't he going to do gay porn? Rumor was he was heavily bi but only did straight porn on camera.

It’s changing lives, guys.

It couldn't be any worse than what Trump was telling people to do to kill the COVID virus.

His father Gore must be spinning in his grave right now.

So he croaked the guy.

Well, I give him points for originality.

A porn star not arrested for drugs or assault, go figure.

Nacho Vidal is hideous

Weird

"Local press said the ceremony took place in the country residence of Vidal, a media-savvy porn star in his mid-40s whose Twitter feed is full of ads for his 25-centimetre aromatic candles of the male genitalia, available in black, white or cerise."

Is this the male version of GOOP's vagina candles?

His career is selling dick candles? How I am just now hearing about this.

whaaaaaaaat?

He's had a crazy life, had run-ins with the law and battled with drug addiction for much of his life (as had his siblings). There's probably some underlying mental illness there, too.

Well these things [bold]do[/bold] happen.

It’s a shame he didn’t donate his organ.

I remember some video someone posted here of him fucking a woman and when he came it was like he was pissing cum for a minute

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Mi Vida Loca

If someone is a sex worker they’re probably a sociopath. You’ve been warned.

Toady

Exactly where do you find psychedelic toad venom? From a voodoo store? The internet? A drug dealer? Exotic pet store?

Just asking, you know, just in case. . .

Toads, r24.

[quote] "Local press said the ceremony took place in the country residence of Vidal, a media-savvy porn star in his mid-40s whose Twitter feed is full of ads for his 25-centimetre aromatic candles of the male genitalia, available in black, white or cerise."

Country residence? Media-savy? Wow.

It looks like the death occurred at some Burning Man's esque shaman retreat which are usually done with mushrooms or ayahuasca and a sweat lodge. Frog venom is some hardcore shit (how do you even ask your doctor if your body can handle that particular poison?).

In his younger days

Is this what they mean by toad venom?

Isn’t he HIV positive?

I toad you I was hardcore.

Aside from the craziness of a porn star named Nacho + killer toad toxin + cerise-colored scented cock candles...is it just me, or is it really bizarre that Yahoo! Finance published this at all, and with the headline “Spain porn star held after man dies in toad venom ritual.”

Finance? Spain porn star? Did a human being have anything to do with this article? I feel like it had to have been generated by some kind of shitty robojournalist.

What's wrong with licking toads?

He was once allegedly engaged to porn whore Belladonna.

R33 Belladonna can also intoxicate or kill. He seems to be drawn to toxins.

Your word of the day: Bufotenin, a psychedelic derived from the skin/venom of certain species of toads.

[quote]The name bufotenin originates from the toad genus Bufo, which includes several species of psychoactive toads, most notably Incilius alvarius, that secrete bufotoxins from their parotoid glands. Bufotenin is similar in chemical structure to the psychedelics psilocin (4-HO-DMT), 5-MeO-DMT, and DMT, chemicals which also occur in some of the same fungus, plant, and animal species as bufotenin.

Well this will sober up this guy from his pathetic existence of magical thinking.