Trump's Latest Physical results

It must be the same doctor who found those bone spurs.

Height: 6'3"

Yeah, right...

Bet they didn't do a drug test. And you can bet your last penny that any physical exam results made public on that fat pig are FAKE AS HELL.

No way is he 6'3" and 244 lbs. No fucking way!

[Quote]......OrangeShitAss has a blood pressure of 121/79?

A maximum does of Lisinopril would fix him right up.

Hahaha....they got the bp reading of a young staffer.

R5 what does that mean? I take Lisinopril.

Heart rate of 63...🤣!!!

For him to get his corpulent bitch ass across the room, I’d think his heart rate would have to get up to hummingbird speed.

Im sure he takes a bucket of various meds every day.

Remember when he had to use the golf cart at the G7?

I was going to say the same thing R7. I take Lisinopril too and 121-79 is my typical blood pressure.

Here’s how I see Trump’s heart rate.

Orange turd.

He's the healthiest president EVER!!

It's amazing how no one can trust anything coming out of the White House

so svelte, so thin.

We really believe ANYTHING coming out of the WH at this point?!

Him's be the same as mines:

"The medical examiner ruled that Floyd's death was a homicide but added that he had "significant" underlying conditions, including hypertensive heart disease, fentanyl intoxication and recent methamphetamine use"

Does he even do any physical activity? He gets winded reading short statements.

My uncle is a big big man- a 3 big mac & 2 large fries in one meal kind of dude- he’s 79 & has perfect blood pressure. It’s a point of pride. How the fuck is it possible ? So it’s possible Voldermort does too. Again: how the fuck is it possible.?

R19 it's called genetics, dear

R13: That must be a fake photo. No way is plump's wiener that big.

There is a typo in the weight, it should read 2440 lbs, not 244.

Has anyone Tweeted this to Nancy? She'll get a kick out of it, I'm sure.

R23 Nancy knows that his words carry a ton of weight....

BP ok-meds and all. But no way that is only 244 lbs. 275-280 maybe.

244 lbs is accurate... for his left thigh.

Yes. He is definitely between 275 and a metric ton.

This is pure speculation since we can't see his medical records, but do you think Plump has had lipo done? I mean, that belly HAS to have had some fat sucked out at some point. No exercise ever and a steady diet of Big Macs, it's a wonder he's not rounding 800 lbs.

Trump has to be close to 300 lbs. Is Dr. Ronny Jackson still doing these physical exam reports?

Was a thorough mental health examination conducted on Trump at Walter Reed during the last six months? If not, this report is void of critical information.

This limited, rosey report is politically time. That whole WH network is corrupt. They will lie about anything.

244 is fat. I believe it. His legs aren't huge, so it's mostly ass, belly, and face fat.

R30 Gurl has got some big hips, roomy through the waist!

R30 That can't be a recent pic. Doubtful Trump has played tennis during recent years.

^^ Maybe he was trying out Melania's new Tennis Pavilion.

Has Bunker Bitch emerged from the dirt hole under the White House yet?

where are those tax returns you broke ass bunker bitch?!

No R32, that pic is from the US Open last year. He and Bill Barr won the men’s doubles tournament.

The genetics on these guys!

Anybody want to buy some Adderall?

On medication, the BP reading may be accurate. At his age and with his history, no additional cardiac monitoring, like ECG, echo, cardiac stress test?Most of it was word salad nothing.

One thing I will always remember, my mom had perfect blood pressure her entire life and a supposedly normal ECG just days before her blowout heart attack. If she hadn't been in the emergency room of an excellent hospital, she wouldn't have survived. The surgeon told us she had heavy scarring, most likely from multiple small heart attacks previous to the big one. She thought she was having bad indigestion.

r30, no fucking way. This is a pic of someone who is actually 6'3/240

Trump’s penis weighs a lot less than a normal mans.

If they're lying about his stats then they'll lie about everything else.

He has to stay long enough to Trojan-horse Pence into the top spot.

6'3" and 244 lbs. are lies, so let that be your guide to the credibility of the report.

He’s only 6’3” when he’s in his stilettos 👠. Maybe Tammy Cruise can give him lessons on how to wear them without looking like an ape in heels.

He's pear shaped meaning normal legs then a huge ass and belly.

He’s about 6’1 and 340

Of course, the results are fabricated. Even so, at a weight of 244 at 6' 3" he's still in the obese range. He somehow thinks this makes him look less bad.

What next? We will hear that Bill Barr weighs 160 lbs. and has a 30 inch waist?

Trump says he's 6'3".

Just so everyone knows....Barack Obama is 6'1".

I’m 6’2” and I used to weigh 250 lbs and I wore size 38 pants. That man is wearing AT LEAST a size 40. Probably much larger. Sure, he wears slightly bigger pants to cover up those diapers because he shits and pisses himself... but the size of his waist proves those numbers false. He’s 260 lbs, minimum.

That's...UNBELIEVABLE...

A morbidly obese elderly man with a horrible diet, no exercise, and prone to stress raging is very unlikely to have that perfect of a bp reading even on medications.

The weight is an obvious lie; why wouldn't he lie about the BP?

Oh, and the fact he's a notorious liar should be proof enough.

Trump says he's 6"3" because even if Trump said he were 6'2", he would be labeled as obese for his height/weight.

Since he says he's 6'3", he's trying to get around the obesity label for someone of that height. He is LYING,

As R47 above shows--and it's documented--Obama is 6'1". The photo looks like they are the same height. If Trump is 6'1"--and it appears he is, then he most certainly would be labeled as obese. In fact, since it's been reported than Trump wears lifts in his shoes, he could even be 6'0" or less, which would definitely classify him as morbidly obese.

My boyfriend is 6'4" and weighs 220 and he is slim. There is no fucking way tRump only weighs 24 more pounds than him.

No wonder he has trouble with lots of walking, and often uses a golf cart. All that weight and inactivity on those 74-yr. bones has to hurt.

But he knows if he lost 90 lbs. the skin would need to be... tightened.

These allow our hero to continue playing tennis. So svelte!

So last year he weighed 243. He’s only gained 1 lb? I think not.

I think he’s good at giving other people high blood pressure.

r48 It astounds me that no US doctors will guesstimate his waist. I have entreated them to make that guesstimate, so I can do a Waist-to-Height-Ratio calculation. We all agree he's 73 inches tall -- what's a close guess to his waist? 46 - 53 inches?. Have US doctors never given physical examinations on obese or overweight people? Aren't close to 63% of American adults overweight?

He’s weighs the same as Cam Newton

'Morning Joe' Host Says Trump is 'Pushing 300' Pounds in Rebuttal to Fox News Host Calling His Health 'Superhuman'

Relax, we'll all know his true weight and height from his official autopsy, which can't come soon enough.

Trump this morning, but without the humor.

R60, how do you do an autopsy on a gelatinous sack of crap.

As laughable as the weight claim is, the height claim is ridiculous (and more objectively observable, as many have pointed out above).

R48 That's exactly what I'd say he weighs - 260.

At my largest, I was 6'2 and 260 and he has a very similar shape.

Except he’s not 6’ 2”

In R47’s photo, 6’1” Obama is looking into #BunkerBoy’s eyebrows. Take off 3:4 of an inch and another inch and a half for lifts: he’s a bit over 5’ 10”.

Face it, he’s just [bold] obese.

Can you be that heavy and not have high blood sugar?

He lost weight, his belly isn't as big now. Still a fat cunt though...

The few times you'll see photos of his face in closeup, his skin looks REALLY bad. Greasy and almost a little pockmarked. You could probably butter a slice of bread by wiping it on his face.

Mind boggling that the doctors are lying for him.

He’s on a beta blocker to keep his pulse that low. Probably on a potassium sparing diuretic as well, considering all the salty foods he eats.

I doubt his dr would put him on lisinopril. It’s an ACE inhibitor. Trump would hear it can cause constant coughing & would refuse to take it.

244 lbs

And then he put the other foot on the scale....

His waist size is EASILY 42”. That fatassed piece of poo likes a baggy look to hide his depends.

My dad has been obese since I was born, and he's now in his mid 70s. Despite his appearance, my dad does not have diabetes, his BP is on the low end of normal, his HR is average. I inherited those same genes, but without the propensity to eat my feelings, so it's not quite as impressive.

My point is that it's possible that some of these published results are real. And for those of you quibbling about his weight, fat weighs a lot less than muscle. A muscle-bound 240 lbs will be thinner than tub-o-lard-Trump.

[quote] My dad has been obese since I was born, and he's now in his mid 70s. Despite his appearance, my dad does not have diabetes, his BP is on the low end of normal, his HR is average. I inherited those same genes, but without the propensity to eat my feelings, so it's not quite as impressive.

Check his cholesterol. My dad had the same but then he had a stroke. Obesity WILL catch up with you somehow, somewhere

Noel Casler said (among other things) that Plump wears a girdle. Do you think he puts it on himself or is there a whole team of specialists devoted to his girdle time, coiffing his bird's nest, and getting the spray tanner applied?

Hmmmm, deep thoughts for a Thursday morning....

"No! I will not touch girdle thing! Is not in contract! Just blow job on Sundays is all!"

You’d think he’d have some kind of cancer or respiratory problems after being spray painted Agent Orange all these years.

R76 Varist Letty does not have the upper body strength to lace up Cheetolini's XXXXXXXL whalebone corset.

I love Vairst Letty!

[R69], why is it mind boggling that his doctor is lying for him, when he has his cabinet and the entire Republican Party lying for him? I would venture to say that it is impossible for an honest person to work with Trump in any capacity. The slime contaminates everyone...

My sister smokes & drinks and takes a bazillion tranquilizing agents. The only non-psych drug she’s on is a low dose of anti cholesterol medication. She inherited my father’s genes. I, on the other hand, inherited my mother’s genes & have high blood pressure, GERD, allergies, food intolerances, diverticulae, an intestinal blockage/temporary stoma and now I’m getting itchy cold feet and pins & needles in my leg, so I know I inherited her peripheral vascular problems.

The White House doesn't exactly have a glowing Full Disclosure history on Presidential health.

Sure, I believe these are Trump's results. I also believe FDR and JFK used to do backward somersaults off the desk in the Oval Office.

This just in: Donald Trump is FAT!

My guess is they sedate him before they take all the tests There is no way that fat ass is 244.

I ballooned to 245 once when he was off my feet for 12 weeks recovering from an accident. I still could wear size 36 pants. (and I never had a huge butt like him.)

I am 6'1" and due to the Covid20 I'm weighing in at 285 -And I don't look even half as fat as Trump. And this ain't no "everyone says I look twenty years younger" shit. I've asked several people, and they all say Trump looks to be anywhere from 50-70 pounds heavier than I do. There is no way in hell that his sorry ass weights 244!

The pic at R30 is from January 22,2000, R32.

Thanks Nancy R86. He was a flabby piece of shit at 53 too.

President Plump noted today that because he is in "perfect shape," he isn't personally concerned about the disproportionate effect of the coronavirus on overweight people.

I'm not getting the need for all these idiots to chime in with (boring) stories that "My Daddy/Momma is 97 and weighs 1300 lbs and they're healthy as a horse!"

So?

Trump is a notorious liar. He does NOT weigh 244 lbs.

Thread Closed.

They missed the weight by at least 100 pounds, he's more like 375. But 6'3" is true, I've seen Trump on the street in New York a few times in the 1980s, 90s.

Trump is over 6'1 at least. maybe he's 6'2. I've seen his sons around midtown (before he was elected) and they are tall as well.

He looks fatter and shorter in golf course pictures. Absence of shoe lifts and voluminous tailoring?

r91 Barron is like 7 feet tall now.

I went looking for something about Barron's height and came across this hilarious nugget:

We can only hope that Barron’s Oedipus complex one day brings this national nightmare to an end. pic.twitter.com/jbO6BcULuF — Daniel Denvir (@DanielDenvir) April 6, 2020

R91 - Eric, Ivanka and Barron are TALL.

Don Jr. and Tiffany are shorter and squat.