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I’m gonna be honest with y’all about this Police Officer here...

I may have to go downstairs, and find him by some of the Protests and riots. After I find him, try to start a fight with him so he arrests me and I can have some quality time in his Police car with him and get to know him and tell him this was all a plan so I can get that dick.

Good plan?

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by Anonymousreply 52October 5, 2020 9:37 PM

His ass is perfect too 👀👀👀

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2020 1:20 AM

Nice ass. Go for it!

In case something goes bad, I mean really goes bad, can I have your things?

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2020 1:38 AM

Let us know when you make parole.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2020 1:40 AM

What could possibly go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2020 1:41 AM

He's exactly in the position I want him to be in when I put my peen up his butt.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2020 1:43 AM

I hate to piss in anyone's cornflakes, but that pic is from a porn site. That ain't no cop.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2020 1:45 AM

Goddamn. He looks like Justin Hartley. But nicer ass.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2020 1:45 AM

R6 no. He is a cop. A porn site may have stolen it, but he’s a cop.

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2020 1:47 AM

Make sure you wear your best caftan OP

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2020 1:47 AM

R6 false. It’s a legitimate cop. The photo is from NYPost 2013.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2020 1:48 AM

He has a great smile, too. I'm a sucker for dimples.

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2020 1:54 AM

And here I expected the thirsty lustful comments about cops to be only from their defenders and not their detractors such as OP.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2020 1:55 AM

You sound dumb as a box of hair, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2020 1:58 AM

Dat ass was made for fucking. You need a solid six inches just to reach the hole.

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2020 2:08 AM

What a beautiful smile.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2020 2:12 AM

R6 What? Are you serious, tell me more where I can get some of that delicious faux cop ass.

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2020 2:21 AM

R16 that’s a lie. Lmao. He’s LYING. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2020 2:24 AM

That's Office Mike from the NYPD.

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by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2020 2:26 AM

Daddy. R18

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2020 2:27 AM

Yes. He is an actual officer. Not a porn star. Jesus. You guys believe ANYTHING these liars say.

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2020 2:27 AM

I know whose instagram I'm going to have to ask forgiveness for viewing later tonight!

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2020 2:28 AM

Oh, HER.

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2020 2:52 AM

Who is HER?

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2020 3:01 AM

[quote]That's Office Mike from the NYPD.

Office[bold]r[/bold] Mike, I meant.

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2020 3:36 AM

Those MUSCLES!

by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2020 3:47 AM

He really is FINE

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2020 4:46 AM

Instagram....

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by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2020 4:48 AM

And he's dating some FOX News bimbo.

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2020 4:52 AM

He just looks hot in OPs pic but no other pic

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2020 4:53 AM

His Instagram is nothing but manly pics of himself. NARCISSIST! Watch out ladies, he probably cheats.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2020 4:53 AM

Why is his shoulder patch blank? Y'all are so fucking gullible.

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2020 7:24 AM

He is literally NYPD r31.

R27 not for nothing but that was pretty stalkerish

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2020 7:30 AM

R32, how is it stalkerish when he's an attention whore? It took two seconds to google him. I linked his IG and moved on. He's verified and has almost 200K followers. I'm not even on IG, but I recall someone talking about him here a couple years ago. There may even be a thread about him already on here. It isn't "stalking" when the person clearly wants followers.

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2020 7:40 AM

It’s weird you took the lengths to look for him on Google. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2020 7:55 AM

Not such a nice guy.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2020 7:59 AM

Because R18 mentioned him and I recalled this meathead from a couple years ago. I also google the weather - am I stalking that, too?

You're so fucking silly. I haven't even gone back to his IG since I linked to it. He's not my type. Learn the actual meaning of "stalking." Stalking would mean I'm obsessing over the guy and trying to find out every detail of his life. I've spent more time replying to your nonsense than "stalking" him.

by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2020 8:02 AM

Hubba hubba ding ding

by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2020 8:08 AM

R35 that isn’t him.

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2020 8:11 AM

He is very attractive. I do find it weird someone went to google to try and seek him out, but hot.

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2020 3:11 PM

R30 manly photos? you say that like it’s a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2020 3:16 PM

Who fucking goes to lengths to find the social media of a guy? Are you grown men or teen girls? Maybe gay men have the same mental capacity as a teen girl.

by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2020 3:39 PM

R41 - damn, Big Brother, calm down.

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2020 3:41 PM

Another thread.

by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2020 4:34 PM

He can pound me out any day

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2020 4:36 PM

Fuck off, .

by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2020 4:38 PM

R44- I guess you and most DL QUEENS are BOTTOMS.

by Anonymousreply 46June 3, 2020 4:42 PM

^ Duh!

by Anonymousreply 47June 3, 2020 4:43 PM

R46 not usually but for him I would do it

by Anonymousreply 48June 3, 2020 4:44 PM

[quote]Watch out ladies, he probably cheats.

I most certainly hope so.

by Anonymousreply 49June 3, 2020 4:50 PM

Are some of you all really so FURIOUS that someone found his IG, or are you pretending just to be annoying?

by Anonymousreply 50June 3, 2020 4:53 PM

R50 no I think it’s just odd you cared enough. But it’s fine

by Anonymousreply 51June 3, 2020 11:57 PM

He is 😍😍😍

by Anonymousreply 52October 5, 2020 9:37 PM
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