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What is your favorite brand of toilet paper? Do you use it because it keeps your butthole softer?

What is your least favorite brand?

by Anonymousreply 17December 24, 2020 4:55 AM

I only use flushable moistened wipes when at home.

by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2020 7:21 PM

People should pay attention to where they're giving their money. At least two of the products listed above--Quilted Northern and Angel Soft--are made by Pacific Northern, owned by the scumbag Charles Koch. I boycott ANYTHING from that cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2020 7:26 PM

Kirkland. Good enough.

by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2020 7:27 PM

Bidet is my choice.

by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2020 7:28 PM

OP, dear. you are asking for favorite and least favorite brand in the same question.

by Anonymousreply 5May 29, 2020 7:30 PM

I go cheap and haven't had any splinters yet!!

by Anonymousreply 6May 29, 2020 8:13 PM

Your tongue.

by Anonymousreply 7December 24, 2020 3:57 AM

Scott tissue is like fucking broken glass, the cheap ass eldergay tried to sneak some in one time, said it was cheap, it's cheap for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 8December 24, 2020 4:10 AM

Only coffee colonics for me!

by Anonymousreply 9December 24, 2020 4:23 AM

[r1] How are people still using “flushable” wipes? Don’t you know that they cause fatbergs and environmental damage? Or do you not gaf?

by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2020 4:26 AM

Old bit of hoof.

by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2020 4:27 AM

I like the Wegmans store brand.

by Anonymousreply 12December 24, 2020 4:28 AM

Oh, hello there Michael Jackson from beyond the grave, @ R9!

I typically purchase Maker's Mark. Initially, I purchased a Sam's Club membership in order to buy toilet tissue, paper towels, and trash bags in six month supplies, twice a year. It's wonderful not having to think about that.

However: I just recently purchased paper towels and toilet tissue from Amazon, and I'm set for longer. 90 rolls of tissue should last me until April. 36 double rolls of paper towels will last just as long.

I will make this point: for the longest time, I purchased cheap, single-ply toilet tissue. But (naturally) I found I used twice as much. So I decided that I would switch to double-ply, name brand. The Maker's Mark & Amazon Professional brands are almost just exactly like the Charmin I once purchased.

by Anonymousreply 13December 24, 2020 4:30 AM

Scat troll thread

by Anonymousreply 14December 24, 2020 4:32 AM

Scott is excellent if you have old pipes and plumbing, it breaks down immediately when it hits the water.

by Anonymousreply 15December 24, 2020 4:34 AM

Not the softest stuff in the world, but it's made from 100% recycled paper and does not use bleach.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 24, 2020 4:53 AM

r16, well that sucks, some of us need bleach in our tissue.

by Anonymousreply 17December 24, 2020 4:55 AM
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