A need to vent: My bf peed on me & now he won’t shut up about it

Urine danger, girl!

This will end in pee.

There are worse kinks...you're lucky, OP.

"Annoyed?"

Or pissed off?

He could be into scat! 💩

Send him to me. I love a good drenching.

OP, don't throw a pissy fit.

R5 = Erna, DL's resident scat queen.

OPee sucks

He was turned on about it and feels bad liking it. He's joking about it to alleviate guilt. Seems pretty simple to me. But if he likes it and you don't mind it? Do it again. I couldn't deal with it, but to each their own.

You're supposed to lay in the bathtub dumbass and let him pee all over you. You're such a dumbass.

You should’ve slurped it all down like a good boy! Now you’re his sub!

Eh... it was in the shower. It could have been a lot worse. Sounds like the novelty was a thrill to him.

OP = Melania

It took you decades with him before trying out something as pedestrian as a golden shower?

Your boyfriend has issues...well, you know that, you were drenched in one.

Boyfriend pee is best than donkey pee.

In the shower, the way you did it, I would just let him do it sometimes. It's good for you and him to try and satisfy each other's kinks. People have no control over them. And it will clearly mean a lot to him if you accept this. You should request something from him as well. It's also just fun. An ex was really into foot stuff. It does nothing for me but he appreciated that I was willing to do it.

OP is a peepot prisspot

A need to vent? It sounds like you need to dry!

You’ve been with him for decades and you’re calling him boyfriend still? That’s the bigger issue .

Right. Does he bring a corsage and box of chocolates over?

Serious question- -

[quote] You’ve been with him for decades and you’re calling him boyfriend still? That’s the bigger issue .

Well I've already got a husband and a fuckbuddy so boyfriend was the only thing left.

You’re unfaithful to your husband, OP? You deserve to be peed on.

The outright, unrepentant whorishness!

A bf an fb and a husb?

Methinks urinesane.

Why don’t you eat asparagus and pee on him,

WARNING: Be suspicious if he starts offering you fresh lemonade.

Own it OP, you’ve become Piss Elegant.

I hope this thread’s stream is a long one!

R22, the corsage is made of PEEonies and the box of chocolates are PEEnut Clusters.

OP, tell the bf to quit with the pissing and moaning.

He sits amoung the lettuce and peas.

I have empeethy for you, Op.

At least he did it consentually. My ex bf used to be a terrible bed wetter especially when drinking. It took all my might not to get up and deliberately piss on his head the last time I allowed that to happen.

He just wanted to tie a yellow hankie 'round that old oak tree.

Why won’t you listen to his heartfelt pees?

Everyone is now trying to outdo R1, which is already the most W&W’d post I have ever seen on Datalounge.

Give it up, ladies. It can’t be done. You’ll never catch up so please stop trying.

But r38, we are The Peeple! It’s our Constipoopional right!

Don't act as if you didn't like it OP.

Yes, we should let R1 enjoy this moment in the sun and not compete. I had them blocked which means they're an "Oh Dear" troll, an Instragram mirror selfie poster, or one of the Markle fanatics. It would be cruel to take any limelight from such a feeble person.

When everything settles, get you a third who likes to be peed on - a 'piss buddy' for him.

R1, is truly the star of this thread.

Hi. OP here. Funny stuff all around. R21 We call one another bf - not husband or partner or any of that. Also it’s quicker to type bf. R10 whatever Oprah. He has anything but guilt. R12 Is it even possible to be a sub to a broadway musical queen ? R22 we live together. My lover- how’s that? - liked post R30 & i like R1 Enjoy the weekend & stay safe

All you have to do to shut him up is to say that if he mentions it again, you'll never do it again.

Of course, he'll be spraying his pee on other guys like a dog marking his territory if you don't.

Damned if you don't, pissed on if you do. Sophie should have had such an easy decision.

OP sounds incredibly boring

"PEES release me, let me go, so I can drown you evermore....."

-Engelbert Humperdinck

If it turns him on and you are fine with it, just let him be. Mine has a foot fetish. If I give him about a 20-minute foot job his dick is rock hard and ready to go. Feet are just not my thing and it kind of grosses me out but you would think I loved every second of it because it gets him to a level of turned on that makes our sex insane. It is like his kryptonite, Laying on the couch watching tv I can just start to rub his feet and we are fucking in about 10 minutes.

[quote]If it turns him on and you are fine with it, just let him be.

The complaint from OP does not seem to be the act itself.

Rather, it's that the boyfriend simply won't shut up about it - that is what is annoying OP.

r50 turn it into a positive. If he really likes it that much that he won't shut up about it tell him he can pee on you in the shower if you get what you want etc..

You don't even want to know how I discovered my one-time BF was into enemas.

Send him to Aaron Schock. He put the PEE in Peoria.

r53 send him the enema BF - schock needs that hole cleaned up stat.

PENEMA!!!!!!!!!!

Has this thread peetered out?

someone took the piss out of it.