What do you say when you're gonna/about to cum?

Sometimes words aren’t necessary.

Strangely, Vivian Vance.

This thread is useless without I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

Oy vey!

Oy gevalt !

I'M GONNA NUT!

Gross R5!

"BABY BATTER INCOMING!"

My guido fuck bud used to say "I'm gonna pop, right in your fuckin' MOUTH."

So hot.

Take my seed faggot

Since I'm always by myself when it happens, I don't usually say anything.

I like it to be a surprise

Mom, move out of the way!

“Cover your eyes.”

Big load, comin down the line

I used to date this guy who would call me every fucking name in the book just as he was about to cum. Things like, 'you disgusting filthy whore take it' or 'you dirty slut take my load'. I always was fascinated by the pregnancy language of some tops. Apparently I seemed to attract a lot of guys who wanted to get me pregnant. I've been getting fucked since I was 14 and not one pregnancy scare... maybe I've been doing it wrong.

Keep it coming, love

"Surrender Dorothy!"

I usually just scream Eric's name.

Your partner should be able to tell when it's coming. No need to announce it.

The only body functions you need to announce are if you're going to sneeze, fart, shit or piss - cuz NOBODY wants that.

Before you leave, remember your book reports are due on Friday.

"Here Catch."

I’m the play by play guy. When I’m gonna cum you will know, and if you didn’t I’ll tell you.

I recite the Gettysburg Address

I’m gonna spooge!

When you get older, you become more cautious about making such proclamations - there are a few more false alarms as you age.

Nothing worse than hearing someone is going to cum and then it inexplicably keeps going. I thought I was going to get to clock out, but now it feels like I have to do forced unpaid overtime. I get annoyed and either don't put in as much effort or I run around like crazy trying to get it over quickly.

"Leave the money on the dresser, bitch!"

[quote]When you get older, you become more cautious about making such proclamations - there are a few more false alarms as you age.

Never trust a fart

I scream out the name of whatever teenage Russian call girl I'm with

R19 - 😂

Baba booey!

I don’t say anything , why didn’t you put something to represent us mute people?

This.

No homo, brah.

Dats da suck job!

"Dad, can I have the car Friday night?"

I usually say,

“And boom goes the dynamite!”

I was with somebody once who seconds before cumming said, "Oh, WOW!"

"Will you take a check?"

Deutsche marks or dollars, American Express will do nicely, thank you!

Do you like my load, Senatrice?

We all know what Eric “I’m Gonna Nut” Swalwell says!

I'd gladly listen real close to whatever Eric Swalwell says when he nuts in my mouth.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

“Pie coming!”

"You want my babies?" ????

Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhh BABY! My heart is full of love, and IT'S ALL FOR YOU!

Well this thread discriminates against deaf mutes.

Uh... uh... uh...uh...

R43 LOL.

What about the timeless classic, “you know you want it bitch?”

Incoming mail!

All kidding aside, i usually increase my breathing to an audible level and my partner will know I'm getting close...

I don’t make a noise but I like to bite my partner’s neck when I am close. Makes me feel like a lion. 🦁

BALENCIAGAAAAAhhhh

I dated a deaf guy for a few months - when he came he would just make a loud gurgle noise like "BLARRRG" The first time it made me laugh and he sort of smiled and signed "I made the noise right?" He was amazing in bed and was gifted with what I can describe as a baby arm for a dick. We could only have sex facing each other, since he could not hear me say "ouch" if he was a little to fast in getting it in.

Make my hot, steamy, pussy cum over & over again, you sweet, mushroom headed cock daddy!

Please no photo!

There she blows!

mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee ...

Tally ho!

I'm fixin to cum!

Imma bust some kids all up in that coochie!!

Call 9-1-1 ! My penis is leaking some weird stuff.

Sometimes it's oh fuck I'm gonna cum.

In porn they usually say the f word. I enjoy porn but I mute it because I find the language to be offensive.

Dad, can I go now?

Excelsior!

I can see straight!

Swallow my seed, bitch

“Here cums dinner!”

[quote]All kidding aside, i usually increase my breathing to an audible level and my partner will know I'm getting close...

R52 Yes, almost a moan. I like verbal from my partner but can't do it myself.

“Oh, the humanity!” x

"Champagne for everyone!"

"Hold my beer."

I can feel my legs.

Pikachu!

I do believe I'm about to arrive.

Heard Randy Spears say that in a porn once.

"I have loosed the fateful lightning of my terrible swift sword!"

Take THIS to the bank, baby.

Nice and easy mashed potatoes

We bought a zoo!

Be sure to swallow.

Daddy is so proud of you Ivanka

"I can't breathe"

Here's the milk for your mocha choca latte ya ya

“I’m gonna bust a nut.”

One of my all-time favorite quotes, ever since I heard screen legend Eric Manchester utter those immortal words in the seminal cinematic masterpiece, “Spokes II: The Graduation”!

“It’s one small spritz for a man - one giant splatter for mankind !”

that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

“I’m Gonna BLOW!”

Me cum now

"Yahtzee!!!"

"My father, John McCain!"

The British are coming! The British are coming!

"Incoming!"

If I’m being lazy I will just scream Donald Trump! It kills the mood and no need spend 45 minutes getting him off!

Is that all there is?!

“Vivian!”

This

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I love it when a top says "I'm gonna fill you with cum..."

The word cum is rude. As a member of the British royal family I say, "I'm arriving!"

Tina bring me the ax!

"Clean up on Aisle You"

I’m fixing to nut inside you bro.

'Faye should have been nominated for Barfly.....unnnnhhhhh'

I say "Mary!!!"

I whimper and bite the side of his neck.

Oh yes fuck me fuck me! I’m getting wet! Oh yes!

I once said 'fuck me like a dog' but then he pumped so hard I cried. Now I say nothing.

[quote]Oh yes fuck me fuck me! I’m getting wet! Oh yes!

R109 Pitiful, absolutely pitiful. Good try, Mary.

That’s ruff, r110.

Oh fuck...I'm about to bust it in the stank.

...That's the Broadway Melodeee!

“Bingo!”

Timber!!!!!!

“Geronimo!”

“Bonsai!”

I howl like a wolf and then change into a bat.

“Faith and begorrah!”

I had a fuck buddy from Texas.

In a low voice he would sort of growl, “I’m fixin’ to.”

That was it.

"Open wide, JonBenet!"

R122 Thanks for proving to all how one can reach the absolute lowest common denominator imaginable.

Oh baby I was gonna cum but you feel full down there... 🤢

“T-minus six seconds!”

Which of the multiple times?

I usually yell BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMYS!

I’m kidding.

If I’m getting fucked I just moan louder and louder until I cum, or I say “ah fuck, oh fuck” if I’m getting fucked really well.

The only time I actually say I’m gonna cum is if I have feelings for the guy. Not sure why that is, but if I’m in love I do announce it, and occasionally I can come without even touching myself.

"I promise, I'm not going to cum in your mouth."

But baby the condom broke guess I’ll just keep going.....

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“GLO-RY!”

I'm fixin to flood your fart box baby!"

How did all these bats get in here?

"I'm getting close but don't worry, I won't cum in you"

"NOT ON THE PRATESI SHEETS!!!!"

Wake up!

I'm about to reward you for being so hot baby.

Oh Momma! Oh Momma! Do my balls next Momma!

Depends on the mood. I'll say:

1. I do my best Elizabeth Montgomery and say..."Oh! My stars!"

2. I channel Lidia and scream, ""Tutti a tavola a mangiare!""

3. I tap into my inner Fred Flintstone and shout, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"

4. Like the end of any broadcast, I'm Walter Cronkite, "And that 's the way it is!"

5. I invoke NPH, ""It's gonna be legen — wait for it — dary."

6. Since he's sucking my lollipop, I'll be Kojak: "Who loves ya, baby?"

7. My twist on the Soup Nazi: ""Soup for you!"

Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you.

Wait, I think I see something shiny.

[quote]Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you.

R40 God bless Madeline Kahn.

[quote]What do you say when you're gonna/about to cum?

"I'm gonna about to cum."

"you want this? yeah i know you do slut/pig/whore"

r140, see r32.

Twitter gets in on the fun

R145 - Thanks! Now I've got a tune to go along with the words!

I’m coming. I coming. Oh how nicely I’ve come.

Cover your collar, Father.

“WHOA NELLY! JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT!”

Close your eyes.

"Open your mouth, Nestor."

I like what Tyler West says when he's fucking Alex Vara in the restroom of the coffeeshop ("Double Shot," Helix Studios).

"Oh fuck. You're gonna make me fuckin' cum!"

It's like a display of gratitude.

R153 Who wouldn't be grateful for that? Thank you...

My husband takes my cum all ways, so I generally just start to groan. I don’t need to announce.

R155 Groaning or moaning is a BEAUTIFUL announcement. Although I do enjoy the play-by-play announcing, too. I guess I just don't like the 'sound of silence'.

Nothing coherent, just like "awww fff AWWWWW FFFFF....[gasp, gasp] FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"

Ra-Ra-Ra-Razzzzzzzzzzzberrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

In Carol Channing's voice.

I'm going to have an orgasm!

I love hearing a guy say "you're gonna make me cum!", especially if he's fucking me at the time.

From the desert to the sea to all of Southern California, I’m cumming.

I shout that Sam and Dave hit - Hold On, I'm Comin'

R17 for the win...

"Better than my wife/girlfriend."

Thar she blows!

Rose Nyland experienced just the opposite when she and her husband Charlie were fucking for the last time. She knew something was amiss when Charlie suddenly interrupted coitus and yelled: "Rose, I'm going, I'm going!"

I'm looking for suggestions - please let this thread continue!

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Why would you say “bump”, R168?