Upper middle class yuppies, who have been left behind by the rest of the country in their housebound self-isolation, have a new social anxiety to obsessively fixate on!
Who is clean enough, decent enough, to qualify for your family's quarantine bubble?
Will you be up to snuff for socially desireable couples' bubbles?
What and wherefore and how will such socially crucial invitations be extended in the appropriate manner?
Jennifer Weiner gives us her best Mrs. Bennet impression in the Times: