David Archuleta now officially has facial pubes

He finally reached puberty!

I bet he has a super clean, tight little asshole.

He still looks too wholesome for sex.

[quote] I bet he has a super clean, tight little asshole.

David has just a couple of wispy, black hairs surrounding his winking butthole. I've been with so many Latino, twinkish guys like him though that I speak authoritatively.

He has an out-of-control, dark bush though.

Glad Archie is finally going through puberty, but he’s still a little boy to me. He even smiles like one. I wanna pinch on his cheek and kiss him on the forehead and that’s all.

I'd hit it.

He's 29 years old. He's adorable. I'd fuck him.

Anal hygiene?

Is he cut or uncut?

R9, I imagine uncut.

Still cute.

With his confessions of psychoanalysis and the theme of his latest album, it seems like he has a lot of baggage.

I can't imagine him with a hairy butthole.

I want him to top me. Badly.

I want to fuck him and hear him moan. I love his soft voice.

I feel like he'd definitely cry after sex.

Is this queen still closeted?

r4 That sounds hot.

He's had the scruff for awhile now.

When are his nudes finally going to leak?

[quote]I feel like he'd definitely cry after sex.

Probably during, too.

R21, he would definitely be a high maintenance bottom, in that he would need constant reassurances.

[quote] I feel like he'd definitely cry after sex.

He's only interested in pron

I heard his daddy makes him shave his butt hair.

bump

I’ve always thought he was very adorable. I like the scruff.

I like it too R26

David engaging in some cornhole:

He’d probably be a gay pornstar if not for his controlling parents and upbringing. You know he wants to be all in on that lol

[Quote] it seems like he has a lot of baggage.

As long as the junk is in the trunk...

I kinda feel sorry for this guy. If it wasn't for his family and religion, he'd be able to come out and be his true self.

Come out as what?

R32 a bottom cumdump

Why didn't Ryan Seacrest take David under his wing?

R21, he finally stopped crying before sex about 2 years ago.

Ryan wants an alpha top to pound him into submission, r34. He ain’t got time to groom a fellow bottom

Are you saying Merv Griffin was an alpha top?

R36

Ryan and I groom each other all the time!

People are still talking about this guy?

David presenting.

I don't usually talk about this, but I fucked David Archuleta off the coast of the Atlantic for one whole summer in his ASS.

Fun at AI.

R42

Hot but I want David and Kris to both bend over in front of me as they take turns being plowed by my dick.

Kris' nudes are out there.

Kris’ fake nudes are out there, you mean

I must see his asshole

Why hasn't he come out yet? Any grindr stories?

He's more likely to get married to a woman , waste his life and come out in his 60s like Elizabeth Smart's dad .

Who's his audience at this stage? Attendees at religious conventions?

R49, I am curious as well! I was set to see him perform at the Troubadour -- but then covid struck -- and was so curious as to who was going to show up to a David Archuleta concert in West Hollywood.😂

The people who go to DA’s performances are gay men and middle-aged white women from what I’ve experienced. Mostly the latter.

Does David do Meet And Greets?

Yes, David has VIP tickets that include admission to the soundcheck and a photo taken with him. I’ve done that twice and have a VIP ticket for this year that will now carryover to the rescheduled tour next year.

I should add that I’ve been embraced by David and I have casually grazed his backside, so the VIP is worth it. I think his touch also cured an ailment.

[Quote] his touch also cured an ailment.

Something rose from the dead?

Was David different with the gay men at the VIP compared to the fraus?

I think David is a little cautious with everyone because he knows everyone wants in his pants.

"David, show us on the doll where Gladys touched you."

Has he had sex yet?

Sinful thoughts keep him up all night.

He and Marie Osmond are BFFs. She's like the Kelly Ripa of the Mormon church...you're gay by association, unless you're one of her 17 brothers.

[quote] I want him to top me. Badly.

R14, I imagine that's exactly how he'd do it.

He should date Kelly's obviously gay son

I don't think that son is legal.

[quote] Was David different with the gay men at the VIP compared to the fraus?

I think David's Mormon handlers shield his crotch and ass whenever gay male fans come near.

R64 Kelly's son is 23

I thought you were talking about the gay son.

I was obviously talking about Michael Consuelos

I thought you meant this one.

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Dapper Dan.

Wrasslin'

Is this the '00s? Who wears belts like that?

I wonder what Archie's orgasm face looks like. And then what his post-orgasm Morman guilt face looks like..

Well, this is "mugshot after massage parlor raid" face.

[Quote] post-orgasm Morman guilt face

[Quote] Archie's orgasm face

R60 He admitted to have a problem with porn and fetishes (he didn't said what fetishes but i was kind of surprised that he went there).

He had/has a controlling father and a very religious enviroment. It's sad because he could have a way better career. He seems a nice guy anyway

R50 Too bad for David. He could have hit up the gay bars after the show.

[Quote] It's sad because he could have a way better career.

What kind of career do you envisage? "Nice boy" is not a type with a lot of legs.

[quote]Yes, David has VIP tickets that include admission to the soundcheck and a photo taken with him.

I guess you didn't want to shell out for the SUPER-VIP tickets. David presents hole with that one.

[quote] I must see his asshole

I'm sure there are pictures of his father out there.

R80 He is cute, he is a good singer and he was very popular on AI.

And nice guy is the way Shawn Mendes built his career

Shawn Mendes has incorporated sexuality into his act, though. Has David? Or is he still trading on "nice boy"?

R78 So he can admit to being a porn addict yet not to being gay? ok then.

If Mz Cracker wins, it's because of the "twist" fuckery that now allows them to vote out ANY queen who doesn't win the challenge. Similar sabotage of what was done to Shangela and Manilla. I wouldn't put it past Cracker to get rid of Shea or Jujubee. Good gameplay? No, it's not. Compete with the best and win honestly. Cracker is not very popular with fans or the reviewers - I don't see her being a good queen to crown. Did y'all see her lip synch? She's pathetic at everything except buying good costumes and wigs.

I mean, if he revealed he was gay, it would probably be a coming out as an ex-gay...

R79, Archie galavanting around WeHo is like sending a lamb directly to a pack of wolves... I am not sure he would survive.

R84 Yes he did, but he had a career before doing it, in fact doing it too soon is generally a mistake (just ask Austin Mahone).

Archie's career went down before he even had that posibility

R89 Austin Mahone had mediocre songs and even worse management. That's why his career is in the "Where Are They Now?" file.

Is Austin Mahone doing gay porn now?

[Quote] Austin Mahone had mediocre songs and even worse management

Similar to David Archuleta then...

R85 He can admit about being addicted to porn because he didn't specify if it was gay porn.

Was it granny porn?

David has silky dark hair around his perfect pink hole. It's gets wet like strands of baby hair. His hole is not a slot or a rose. It's invisible until it's a tiny perfect gape open and all pink inside. Even after a whole day and night of being fucked and bred. I fucked him far from the coast of Salt Lake for a whole summer in his perfect lil round ASS. We swam naked in the warm waters of love.

R95 = David Cook

R73, Uncle Andy (Cohen) or Uncle Billy (Eichner) have first dibs on Kelly's oldest. According to DL, they've both had Mark, anyway.

David did a backflip to show off his hot, compact body and to wish everyone a happy flipping Friday.

R98

Why is this obvious bottom not out? Lmao

R91

Wasn’t there a rumor Austin Mahone fucked his bodyguard?

David is straight, only delusional queens lusting after him think otherwise.

I do not know who he is but he's adorable looking

Sounds like his boyfriend, I mean, roommate in the background egging him on.

Sounds like a girl to me, with the camera being held by a guy.

R104, I meant at the very end when the guy says, "Nice!" The one screaming is obviously the Mormon fag hag.

Girlfriend's hairline is receding faster than her career.....

His father allegedly hires hookers and makes David sleep with them. Poor kid.

Does his father still beat him?

The girl in the video at R98 seems to be way over invested in the successful outcome of a back flip. I mean Ugly Rocco did one at 15. #nosausage.

From what I hear r108, yes. It’s one of the reasons the AI producers banned him from the set or something like that.

Is David's hole Corona-free?

David has grown up to be a handsome, if not slightly neurotic young man. I still wanna hug him and tell him everything will be okay. And pinch his cheek. Even though he’s almost 30.

R60 Nice to see him shake his groove thing a bit.

I think had they played their cards right with David that he could’ve been bigger than he is. Maybe not Justin Bieber level — too sweet and slightly overqualified for mainstream pop — but I think they could’ve taken him the Josh Groban/Michael Buble route.

I do think it would be funny to see his reaction to a bunch of gay men lusting after him and speculating what his hole looks like. Poor thing would have a fit.

He's admitted to a porn addiction. He's heard salty talk before...

R113 Where did he admit to porn addiction?

At link, r114.

[Quote] I’ve also had to battle with an addictive personality. I’ve lost control to food, to video games, to anger, holding grudges, to pornography, fetishes, abuse and being manipulated (It’s a strong emotion that yes you can get addicted to and latch onto craving—even seeking after it) self-pity, excuse-seeking, and overall negative thinking. To social media, and yes, music.

Who wouldn’t snack on David’s ass?

David is a total hottie!

What a little tramp R116!

He’s very cute and I bet his skin is soft. I’ll have sensual sex with him.

As a 29 year old Mormon, David should’ve been married by now.

R121 Yeah that is a little strange. I wouldn’t bat an eye if he wasn’t Mormon. That might mean that he’s actually gay and hasn’t come to terms with it. Poor guy.

I'm hoping he'll be like Tyler Glenn and come out in a few years and quit the church.

Wasn’t he banging Selena Gomez?

LOL R124

Didn’t he fuck Charice? I

R126, he fucked everybody with a pussy.

Charice played for the other team.

But things unravelled for the star when her estranged father was murdered, and she struggled to come out as gay.

“I just want to share my story to help other people out there who have a similar situation to mine … about being gay,” she told Winfrey, adding that she was aware of her sexuality from the age of five.

Now Charice is Jake Zyrus.

David is straight, he just hasn't found the right girl yet.

Maybe he'll start dating a trans girl, that way he'll be able to say he's straight but still get dick.

DAVID WORKOUT ALERT!

David's trainer says that David doesn't react well to loud noises, so verbal tops will need to tone it down.

😂 The flames come shooting out of his ass when he starts tire flipping at 2:00.

Did Archie ever say what kind of porn he was addicted to?

R134 Nope. This is his exact quote

[quote]I’ve also had to battle with an addictive personality. I’ve lost control to food, to video games, to anger, holding grudges, to pornography, fetishes, abuse and being manipulated (It’s a strong emotion that yes you can get addicted to and latch onto craving—even seeking after it) self-pity, excuse-seeking, and overall negative thinking. To social media, and yes, music.

Music Producer Detail (Noel Fisher) has been arrested for sexual assault.

R136

Is he touching his ass?

Fisher's left shoulder is lowered. It does look like he's reaching for something, possibly in David's pants.

R135 - MARY! What a mess. I am intrigued and excited!

I am SURE I can fix him.

Cody Saintgnue?

R140 I can neither confirm nor deny that until my PR clears a statement on my newfound sense of freedom.

“I have more energy when I have something in me, even if it’s a little sumpin, sumpin.”

Good to know.

Hottest he ever looked.

He talks about intimacy on his IG and it’s cute and sad

[Quote] He talks about intimacy on his IG and it’s cute and sad

In text? Or on a Livestream?

I suppose it's this one

Any choice lines? He might take the live down.

It needs to be explained to him that not liking being physically intimate with a female is a common situation with gay men.

R148 And that Joseph Smith was a horny conman .

If you have to think about expressing the physical aspect...

Why we're still talking about him? he is so 2009...

He doesn't want dogs to get all up in his grill (understandably) but he equates that with interpersonal affection with the opposite sex? Oh, honey...

"It's too exhausting [to be together]. I need to be alone for a week."

It sounds like he has to put on a front and it wipes him out.

The thing he relates to most with dogs is the position.

"Attention is hard for me... If I'm one on one with someone and they're giving me too much attention, I'm done. I'm out."

It sounds like he seeks refuge from others a lot.

R152 Somebody needs to take one for the team and rescue him . It's painfully obvious what his problem is .

I wonder if his writer-producers are vetted before gaining access to David. Daddy probably checks that their "Chris followers" and only then will he leave David alone with them while Pops goes off to get a happy ending.

*that they're

The poor Christ fraus commenting on his Instagram post are delusional. No wonder so many Christian fundie women end up with gay men for husbands.

David has "the Christmas itches"...which of us volunteers to help him scratch?

How can it be he's not 30 years old yet?

I want to see his innocent face covered in my splooge, as he’s looking up at me.

I'm just assuming the Christmas itches are inside his anus. Either hemorrhoids, or just his tingling, virgin hole wishing to be taken to pound town.

I’d skull mount him, and train that throat to accept god.

Poor boy wishes that those were strings of cum from an all night bukkake session @ r160

Thought it was a pic of Mayor Pete at first.

When this poor fool releases two bonus tracks for his Therapy album and both just scream closet case . Just come out David , nobody is going to hurt you .

Dear Lord In Heaven, r164!

I just watched the live where he talks about intimacy, and while I can relate to what he’s saying to an extent, I think David gets a lot of that from his parents.

I mean, I don’t know how many long term relationships he’s had, but some of his friends should tell him that any new relationship has a Honeymoon phase where you’re all over each other for a few months, then you settle into a bit of a routine. But that only happens when you’re actually into the person. If, like someone said above, David gets exhausted by too much attention, it could be because he’s trying to force attraction to women when that’s not who he is.

Little David just posted some behind the scenes footage from his new video, "Switch." It might as well be called "Swish," but I think Katy Perry used that one already. He danced a little bit, and then hugs several other Mormon-looking guys at the end.

"Giving me too much attention" ---> "I'm done. I'm out."

David's subconscious spoke his fear: Too much attention will lead to his being outed.

And that means "I'm done."

David's new song, "What A Wonderful Way To End A Crazy Year," sadly doesn't seem to be about surprise anal and/or his virginity being take by a domineering blatino husbear. Although the video prominently features two of his male producers, whom I can't decide if they're a gay couple or just folksy Mormons like our little David. Several snippets of cats and little gay dogs frolicking as well.

The funny thing is for David to be such a sweet kid his music always has this melancholy, barely-keeping-it-together thing that makes his music a little bit of a chore to get through. I kind of wish he would lean into it now and do some downcast R&B. I think it would give his sound some edge.

After he began incessantly promoting all of his baggage and celebrating his mental issues, I have enjoyed him less as a performer. Also, some of the problems he has in his singing are worsening as he grows older. He should do some more happy dance songs, without him attempting to dance in the videos of course.

When is he coming out as a bottom bitch?

R172 my God that song is shit.

Our David turned 30 today.

R177 Our young David is so innocent!

He’s aging on the vine. This fruit needs to be picked already.

Do you think he prays out loud while getting his ass wrecked and sucking off a third, or after?

Hmmm, I'm betting he's a top fuck fiend in the sack. The types you'd least expect to be freaks under the duvet usually are.

He should get into gay pron. He could be the new Armond Rizzo.

R182 David being topped by Armand would be the hottest and most hilarious thing ever.

He’s a mess who is not living the life he really wants. He’s lucky he’s not more famous because his mess would be a lot more visible.

At least he's not as bad as Shawn Mendes

R185

I don’t agree. Especially when he was Shawn’s age and younger. That whole Charice saga was nauseating.

He is 8 years older than Shawn, still not out, and still clearly uncomfortable and unfulfilled. He is 30! 30!

I bet he's no stranger to Chilean semen.

David is freaking THIRTY and still behaves and presents like a sheltered, virginal teenager. At this point it’s just weird.

R188, Archie probably fits the profile of the people being discussed in that "adults obsessed with Disney" thread.

R184 is spot-on.

[Quote] Does this mean he has a hairy asshole now?

Yeah: His dad.

David has postponed his 2020 tour again, now into 2022.

David has been called to serve.

More like, serve that cock!!!

DL is always right.

Good for him

David came out. Now we know what kind of porn he was addicted to.

Interesting that he came out to his family in 2014

Wow, I'm actually surprised (not that he's gay but that he came out. I thought he'd be in the Mormon closet forever)

Balls in your court now Shawn Mendes

It was inevitable. Not only a bachelor, but one who never dates any women? It’s amazing he kept up the charade as long as he did.

So he said he doesn’t have desires or sexual urges?

Where is the rest of the message?

Interesting that we're living in a time where coming out as gay or even bi is not that big of a deal under the LGBTQIA+ banner. I'm sure most people don't even know what Demi Lovato is supposed to be.

So ... has his cherry been popped?

R202

R201 except for that porn addiction