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CHOPSTICK in the backside? Which one of you, Bitches, did it?
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| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 27, 2020 1:00 PM |
Sum Ting Wong
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 26, 2020 6:47 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 26, 2020 6:50 PM |
It was to dig out the fried mice he ate.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2020 7:00 PM |
Such a cliché. Couldn’t he at least stick a fork up his bum?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 26, 2020 7:11 PM |
Sum Ting Long
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 26, 2020 7:26 PM |
Well that is one time I would prefer to use chopsticks instead of a folk.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 26, 2020 7:27 PM |
"out of curiosity," my ass!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 26, 2020 7:44 PM |
Ho Lee Fuk
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 26, 2020 7:45 PM |
I did, but then I was horny again an hour later.......
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 26, 2020 7:46 PM |
That's NOT how you serve Poo Poo Platter!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 26, 2020 7:48 PM |
Excuse me R3, it's pronounced Flied Lice!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 26, 2020 7:57 PM |
The impaled waiter shouldn’t have forgotten the fortune cookies.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2020 8:05 PM |
I'm pretty sure its the Viet Sandwich guy from the other thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 26, 2020 8:09 PM |
Someone told a coked-up Andy Cohen it was an "ancient Chinese secret".
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 26, 2020 8:12 PM |
He was probably trying to break up a big old hard poop.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 26, 2020 8:15 PM |
Don't they usually travel in pairs?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 26, 2020 8:18 PM |
Yum, stir-fried gerbil!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 26, 2020 8:22 PM |
[quote] He was probably trying to break up a big old hard poop.
that's what a poop knife is for!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 26, 2020 8:39 PM |
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 27, 2020 1:00 PM |