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Introducing Camp Datalounge!! (Caftans are optional!)

Hello, DLers. I'm proud to announce Camp Datalounge (or Camp DL). Combining the best features of a good, old fashioned YMCA summer camp and an informal nudist retreat, Camp DL is a new experiment in summertime relaxation for the older gay man who just can't stay away from his favorite gossip site and wants to relax in the company of other older gay men. If you're tired of going to the Pines or Provincetown, or even Ogunquit, every year (to name only a few!) just to be silently judged and blown-off by more twinks than you ever thought could exist in one place, Camp DL might be for you!

Since Camp DL is still in the planning stages (we hope to open locations sometimes next year), we'd like to know what features our Counselors could provide to give you, the average DLer, the most satisfying summer possible.

by Anonymousreply 15006/29/2020

Free COVID-19 vaccines.

by Anonymousreply 105/25/2020

Just remember that I get to teach Twirling for Sissies this year!

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by Anonymousreply 205/25/2020

Will there be a Potato Bar?

by Anonymousreply 305/25/2020

Cottaging. In a proper cottage.

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by Anonymousreply 405/25/2020

Are you accepting 'cabin counselor' applications? I would be happy to volunteer my services.

by Anonymousreply 505/25/2020

the camp mascot better be a rescue moose!

by Anonymousreply 605/25/2020

r5 Yes, we're receiving a lot of inquiries and suggestions about our Counselors; mostly about their physical attributes. We haven't hired anyone yet, but due to the demand we've started an application and audition process, so apply now by sending us a video!

by Anonymousreply 705/25/2020

t6 We were considering a Lhassa Apso named Mitzi.

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by Anonymousreply 805/25/2020

ok r8 but my emotional support (rescue) pit bull may accidentally eat that.

by Anonymousreply 905/25/2020

Big mistake. Huuuuuge mistake. Caftans should be a requirement.

by Anonymousreply 1005/25/2020

I think it's essential that those of us with a great deal of experience, um, pass it on to those younger men who may not be familia with certain techniques. Camp Datalounge counselors must be very well-spoken, so a great deal of, erm, oral practice will be necessary. Each one should be skilled on the finer points. linguistically. I know some excellent exercises for the tongue and lips that produce the most marvelous effect.

by Anonymousreply 1105/25/2020

Oh what I’d give to be a camp cater waiter for a large group of Fat Whores.

by Anonymousreply 1205/25/2020

I want the lube concession!

by Anonymousreply 1305/25/2020

Will there be lots and lots of antiquing field trips?

by Anonymousreply 1405/25/2020

R11 I, too, would like to offer my experience to the camp as a counselor. Helping others. That's what it's all about. I sent my video as requested by R7 but haven't heard back yet. I tried to choose one that displayed my talents to their fullest. Keeping my fingers crossed!

by Anonymousreply 1505/25/2020

I don’t understand. Are you going to bus in the Twinks? Lord knows they won’t show up on their own without inducement.

by Anonymousreply 1605/25/2020

Well, according to a thread I was just reading, if the camp is in Tennessee the twinks could simply be adopted!

by Anonymousreply 1705/25/2020

Could you use a Cake Cabana for your fat cam.., er, facilty?

by Anonymousreply 1805/25/2020

Is there a cannabis dispensary on the grounds or do we take the junket to the nearest town? Maybe swing by a fabric store cause the the throw pillows in this cabin are repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 1905/25/2020

Do the lesbians need to supply their own nut loaves and vagina capes?

by Anonymousreply 2005/25/2020

When does the lanyard braiding class start? I’d like to try my hand at sling making.

by Anonymousreply 2105/25/2020

Eldergays? Other older gay men?

How dare you.

Age is just a number. I'm told by every escort I hire that I look 48.

So there.

Which reminds me. Will there be a stable on site for "rides," or do we have to hire in?

by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2020

I hope there is crafting!

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by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2020

Please make sure the "bug juice" is at least 80 proof. Because I'm gonna need it.

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2020

We have a fitness instructor

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by Anonymousreply 2505/25/2020

Camp Datalounge: a redundancy to end all redunancies.

by Anonymousreply 2605/25/2020

"a new experiment in summertime relaxation for the older gay man" held, no doubt, at some dry-rotted former resort in the Catskills.

Heinous. You should rename it "Camp God's Waiting Room." I'm an eldergay, and I can't think of anything less appealing (or more appalling.)

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by Anonymousreply 2705/25/2020

This is from the new brochure!

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by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2020

I've dry cleaned and FDS'd my Vagina Cape!

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by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2020

I’m Hans, the lyric tenor from the Met, picking up some extra money working at this god forsaken place. My job is to update the timeless camp classics starting with, “Do Your Ears Hang Low”.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your balls hang low?

Does your dick stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down As you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure When you hear an awful bore? Does your dick stick out?

Do your pubes flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your pubes flip-flop?

Do your nips stand high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you summon o'er your neighbor With a minimum of labor? Do your nips stand high?

Jazz hands!

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2020

I’m the hot camp cook. I can soigne the fuck out of the most ordinary of foods. I was asked to leave Escoffier after a dust up with a certain executive chef, the media, and my Tina addiction. I’m clean now and this was the only job I could get after the trial. I’m looking to make the cover Town & Country’s summer camp edition, show off my prison tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2020

Put me in charge of the twink cabin!

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2020

Will this be located near Camp Podwall

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2020

I’ll be the one responsible for applying the sun cream. Shirts off, lads! x

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2020

Flaming Rum Punches on the house.

And I'll be givin' out wings.

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by Anonymousreply 3505/25/2020

Are snacks included or do I have to, I mean bring my own supply?

Will there be s'mores around the campfire?

by Anonymousreply 3605/26/2020

r36 Yes, we will have a snack & accessories cabin (providing everything from cupcakes to cupcake-flavored lube), that we plan to have open for our guests; 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. This is independent of our Dining Hall, where Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner will be served, also on a 24/7 basis.

by Anonymousreply 3705/26/2020

I think it only appropriate to have a soft butch sous chef in charge of the dining hall.

by Anonymousreply 3805/26/2020

Caftans are NOT optional!

by Anonymousreply 3905/26/2020

We're having some trouble locating a Swimming instructor who meets the physical specifications of Camp DL's target clientele. If anyone has suggestions for this position (preferably photographic), please offer them here and we'll pass them along to HR.

by Anonymousreply 4005/26/2020

I have questions regarding what clothing to bring:

Will we have at least ONE dress-up dinner? I need to know so I can steam my cummerbund beforehand. And should I pack cufflinks?

Are Hammer pants considered nighttime casual?

I like my tighty-whities handwashed and gently blown dried. I will take the precaution of writing my name on the waistband so they aren't mingled with others.

Thanking you in advance for your kind attention.

by Anonymousreply 4105/26/2020

Do I have to bring my own canteen?

by Anonymousreply 4205/26/2020

Caftans are very impractical in the wild. They get all tangled up in bushes and trees. And it only takes are a few seconds of being occupied with untangling yourself and your trick has found another playmate at the cruising hot spots. And don't get me started with dangling earrings ...

by Anonymousreply 4305/26/2020

[quote]We're having some trouble locating a Swimming instructor who meets the physical specifications of Camp DL's target clientele. If anyone has suggestions for this position (preferably photographic), please offer them here and we'll pass them along to HR.

R40 I'm available.

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by Anonymousreply 4405/26/2020

The camp better has a snazzy tune to wake everyone up in the morning. Like, The Trolley Song.

by Anonymousreply 4505/26/2020

The kitchen staff better knows how to drain the pasta.

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by Anonymousreply 4605/26/2020

As an Eldergay, I prefer DataLounge Land.

by Anonymousreply 4705/26/2020

The camp could make collecting hankies a sport. The one who has the most at the end of summer, or who has one of each color, wins.

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by Anonymousreply 4805/26/2020

r41 Yes, we'll be having a formal End of Summer Dinner & Dance the last Saturday of August where we've contracted to welcome, as our guests, campers from 3 local CYO Summer Camps in the area. To quote our brochure: "Make friends that last a lifetime (or just an evening) and dance under the stars until dawn"

by Anonymousreply 4905/26/2020

r44 We were going to sign him as our Lifeguard, but two of the Camp Directors turned him down, saying they'd had him already and that he was too much of a pig, even for them.

by Anonymousreply 5005/26/2020

Will there be tugs-of-war? MeetnGreets? Square dancing? I certainly hope not!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5105/26/2020

10-11AM: Creative Crafting Lanyards for BDSM use.

by Anonymousreply 5205/26/2020

Campers need a place to plug in CPAP machines and motorized scooter of course!

by Anonymousreply 5305/26/2020

[quote]he was too much of a pig

R50 You obviously don't understand what your prospective clientele are looking for in this camp. Perhaps you should review this young man's application once again. I think campers will find him enchanting!

by Anonymousreply 5405/26/2020

Our Coronavirus Welcoming Staff will be on hand for any questions you should have about healthy and safety:

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by Anonymousreply 5505/26/2020

Can we bring our own PRIVATE twinks?

by Anonymousreply 5605/26/2020

R56 I thought I read in the contract that you can bring your own twink but you must be willing to share.

by Anonymousreply 5705/26/2020

r57 Sharing is only reserved for the End of Summer event outlined in r49 .

by Anonymousreply 5805/26/2020

Once we have attended to a minor legal situation, locally, we may be free to fly in to set up and run the on site sauna.

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by Anonymousreply 5905/26/2020

We expect the saunas at Camp DL to be very busy.

By the way, the story going around social media that our chef gets into arguments with campers over the recipes for every dish on our menu is untrue. Chef Kevin (who doubles as our onsite spiritual counselor) is very patient and understanding with everyone.

by Anonymousreply 6005/26/2020

A word of advice? A nacreous layer of permacum is quite slippery when wet. Do clean up nightly.

by Anonymousreply 6105/26/2020

I hope the camp will be held on the scenic Crystal Lake. And if caftans are optional, I certainly hope that earrings and turbans are mandatory.

by Anonymousreply 6205/26/2020

We've had some suggestions about live entertainment at Camp DL. I've got good news and bad news.

The bad news is that Barbra Streisand's representatives haven't returned any of our calls (or emails) (or texts), but both Janet Jackson's and Madonna's have tentatively said yes; though in Madonna's case she said she'll only appear (quoting her email) "if the campers bow low when the artist comes onstage and pretend great sexual arousal at the conclusion of her performance." The DL board of directors weren't sure what to make of that last request, though some board members thought we should guarantee it anyway.

r52 I've submitted that suggestion and I've been informed that they're taking it very seriously.

by Anonymousreply 6305/26/2020

I meant r62

by Anonymousreply 6405/26/2020

It's called Easton Mountain.

Look it up.

by Anonymousreply 6505/26/2020

r47, the Camp DL Party Bus leaves for Datalounge Land every 20 minutes.

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by Anonymousreply 6605/26/2020

Sadly Camp Datalounge has no smartphone connection, but - because of social distancing - Camp Datalounge has placed fire places at strategic locations around the camp that can be used for smoke signals.

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by Anonymousreply 6705/26/2020

So long as I can parade around in a jock strap.

by Anonymousreply 6805/26/2020

It’ll be just like Burning Man, but without the dirt!

by Anonymousreply 6905/26/2020

r68, in fact there's a whole line of Camp DL jock straps, dance belts and posing pouches for our athletically minded guests.

by Anonymousreply 7005/26/2020

[quote]It’ll be just like Burning Man, but without the dirt!

Well, thank goodness for that!

by Anonymousreply 7105/26/2020

Bad news/Good news: We weren't able to get Madonna, but we did get three of her dancers on their night off.

Also, in answer to some of your questions there will be workout facilities for our guests in case anyone wants to lose a few pounds.

by Anonymousreply 7205/27/2020

Perhaps there needs to be separate Datalounge Fat Camp. (Of course we won't CALL it that!)

by Anonymousreply 7305/27/2020

Not a bad idea, [R73]. We could incentivize -Say, a blowjob with the employee of your choice for every two pounds lost? And a formal fucking ceremony for those who reach their weight-loss goals? I can see it now! Drums beating, a torch-lit stage with a crowd gather around. The ceremonial removal of the caftan, revealing the new, svelte figure. Presentation of hole. Everyone watches with (mastur-)bated breath until the initial penetration is complete -Then the crowd erupts into a mass frenzy of orgy fucking.

by Anonymousreply 7405/27/2020

Such a camp already exists if you peeps can't wait for the DL special to open. It's called Camp Camp.

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by Anonymousreply 7505/27/2020

Will there be inner tubes? There must be inner tubes!

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by Anonymousreply 7605/27/2020

Will Justice John Roberts be in attendance?

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by Anonymousreply 7705/27/2020

Weiners for everyone!

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by Anonymousreply 7805/27/2020

I’d like to submit a request that we only use Valrhona for the smores. Hersey sucks.

by Anonymousreply 7905/27/2020

S'mores? Puh-lease. Every week a fresh 2-pound box of See's is placed in every cabin, along with champagne.

by Anonymousreply 8005/27/2020

R80 - That premium level wasn’t offered to me. I got the “Hookers and Blow” package.

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by Anonymousreply 8205/27/2020

Who the fuck put Erna in charge of arts and crafts? We are NOT doing a finger painting with feces or exfoliating with excrement workshop and that’s FINAL!!

by Anonymousreply 8305/27/2020

Joel will be the water polo instructor.

by Anonymousreply 8405/27/2020

Oh, boy! Watersports!

by Anonymousreply 8505/27/2020

r85 Not in the saunas! We've had complaints about that.

by Anonymousreply 8605/28/2020

Nothing without a gloryhole.

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by Anonymousreply 8705/28/2020

"Such a camp already exists if you peeps can't wait... It's called Camp Camp."

I'm sure there are severe requirements for males, in the categories of face, physique and endowment.

But you can always donate cash- amd be there in spirit!

by Anonymousreply 8805/28/2020

At Camp DL, there are NO requirements for face, physique or endowment!

by Anonymousreply 8905/28/2020

I am delighted to announce that for the fifth year in a row I have accepted Camp DL’s gracious invitation to be your camp swimming instructor. I look forward to welcoming you poolside with a firm handshake and a bottle of Pepsi Cola. Please remember that no matter how fast you can swim in this year’s 800 meter medley relay, I will always, ALWAYS beat you.

by Anonymousreply 9005/28/2020

R35, I'll be sitting at the end of the bar, watching Nick at work. His ass looks stunning under that apron.

by Anonymousreply 9105/28/2020

Can we get frozen Snickers bars and other frozen treats from the cooler outside the snack shack?

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by Anonymousreply 9205/28/2020

r92 Not unless you want to be exiled to Datalounge Fat Camp!

by Anonymousreply 9305/28/2020

Should the spacious outdoor toilets in a public area actually include any toilets?

by Anonymousreply 9405/28/2020

Make friends at Camp DL!!

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by Anonymousreply 9505/29/2020

Are those campers, or the Camp Support Manatees, r95?

by Anonymousreply 9605/29/2020

r92 Yes. We're conducting several studies on the kinds of snacks and meals least likely to help our campers shed those few extra pounds... and we're ordering three times the quantity we planned at first. These are some hungry men!

by Anonymousreply 9705/29/2020

r96 That's Julian and Marc; two of our first campers! Those thirsty men opened an antique shop in rural Mississippi a few months ago and suddenly needed to get away for the summer (business must be great!). We're proud to have them, as we are all our guests.

by Anonymousreply 9805/29/2020

I’m only the assistant director, but I know how to really get things done around here. When you talk to Mr Herman about the shutters, you’ve got to charm him. Did you charm him?

by Anonymousreply 9905/30/2020

^^ Also, all sailboats in at the first sign of a storm. Our insurance rates will go through the roof if there’s another drowning like that Buck kid last summer.

by Anonymousreply 10005/30/2020

I'm the FREE CONDOM bowl. I bet I won't get one like.

by Anonymousreply 10105/31/2020

Hey, [R101], I just gave you a second like -Just so you would be right!

by Anonymousreply 10205/31/2020

I'm the clothing-optional pool and I can't believe what I'm seeing!!!

by Anonymousreply 10306/03/2020

There better be open group showers, else a broad swath of us shall be madly disappointed, and we may not return next sumer!

by Anonymousreply 10406/06/2020

I'll be leading the nightly campfire singalongs, which of course will be "Different Worlds (Theme From 'Angie')," "It's a Living/Making a Living" (sing the concluding line of your choice as you pivot for your LIFE), and "The Morning After (Theme from 'The Poseidon Adventure')."

by Anonymousreply 10506/06/2020

r104 Don't worry. In response to the needs of our campers, we will be constructing group showers large enough for over 100 plus-size campers at any given time. The showers will be stocked with a snack bar, a wet bar and a stage where revivals of Broadway classics will be performed by our all-male staff of counselors.

Once our campers hit the bar, we expect things to get very rowdy!

by Anonymousreply 10606/06/2020

I'm the 10 year old boy who will sing "I'm Still Here" at the camp talent show.

by Anonymousreply 10706/06/2020

I teach leathercraft. Fuck those wallets. We're making chaps.

by Anonymousreply 10806/07/2020

Is there another opening for a swim instructor? I'm great at teaching young guys how to stroke properly.

by Anonymousreply 10906/07/2020

Yes. Just send a 2 hour video, demonstrating your technique (preferably on a family member), to DL Industries. We'll get back to you when we're done.

by Anonymousreply 11006/07/2020

On a family member? Gee. My twin brother is the only one available. Guess he'll do it -Just to help me out.

by Anonymousreply 11106/07/2020

Oh yeah and I should mention it's the lace up jock strap. In green of course.

by Anonymousreply 11206/10/2020

I would like to bring my very innocent nephew. Will there be an area for innocent young nephews?

by Anonymousreply 11306/10/2020

[quote]Will there be lots and lots of antiquing field trips?

Just hang around the front desk and watch the guests check in.

by Anonymousreply 11406/10/2020

r113 Yes. Age restrictions apply, of course. But we trust our campers, so don't expect any intrusive ID checks.

And if your innocent young nephews can't make it (or their moms just won't listen to reason), our trained staff of innocent young poolboys are here to act as substitutes.

by Anonymousreply 11506/10/2020

Will there be an on-site dog groomer?

by Anonymousreply 11606/10/2020

Would like to propose Shu and Tree for on-site foofy dog grooming, r116.

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by Anonymousreply 11706/11/2020

Hi there - we’re the Cooper- Silverman’s. We’ve taken the end cottage for the summer. We cleared out those moth eaten junipers and replaced them with a pair of matching Shishi lions. Stop by around 4;30 for tea (wink).

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by Anonymousreply 11806/11/2020

Does anyone have ideas for the entertainment during our 4th of July cookout and synchronized swim party?

by Anonymousreply 11906/15/2020

Hi! I’m Jason - here to kill the slutty campers. Because sluts must die

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by Anonymousreply 12006/15/2020

When is the caftan and earring formal dinner?

by Anonymousreply 12106/15/2020

I'll bring the gallons of Bug Juice for those nights around the campfire ....spiked, of course

by Anonymousreply 12206/15/2020

r119 I can get you Princess Had -a-Lei for the evenings fire dace

by Anonymousreply 12306/15/2020

r88 did you LOOK at the pictures?

by Anonymousreply 12406/15/2020

The monastery down the road, The Brotherhood of the Endless Wind, have offered to bring their young acolytes to lead the evening vespers. We’ve been warned (Again) that they have to be returned for sunrise services.

by Anonymousreply 12506/15/2020

Camp DL is constantly asked about these complaints from the Brotherhood. Our response to the media is the same this year as it is every year:

The acolytes are always returned for sunrise services. It's just not the same sunrise for all of them.

by Anonymousreply 12606/16/2020

r122 see r24

by Anonymousreply 12706/16/2020

Will there be any fun events using cheese balls?

by Anonymousreply 12806/16/2020

Great news! I’ve been booked to perform at the Camp DL talent show, and I am BEAUTIFUL!

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by Anonymousreply 12906/16/2020

Will there be hot drifters milling about at the end of summer’s Neewalloh festival?

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by Anonymousreply 13006/16/2020

"Will there be any fun events using cheese balls?"

Certainly not! Trump would never been invited!

by Anonymousreply 13106/16/2020

Ballroom Dancing instead of the traditional Sadie Hawkins Square Dance was a little disappointing! I like my Caftan FLY UP when I twirl!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13206/17/2020

I thought it was strange that there was one sleeping bag for every two campers!

by Anonymousreply 13306/17/2020

The dildo-making workshop was a camp favorite! But the seminar on "Communal Showering" (which took place in the communal shower), was the best!

by Anonymousreply 13406/17/2020

Will Mrs. Belle Rosen be supervising the canoe races again this year?

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by Anonymousreply 13506/17/2020

While dipping my toe in Lake Iwantyouinmedeeply, I heard the faint cries of one of my fellow campers, splashing and pleading for assistance! Just as I was about to grab my phone and take a picture of his imminent death (I'm no dummy. Content is queen, bitches!) I see to my left a brawny muscular GOD of a Man, wearing a red speedo, and a whistle around his neck, bounding down the beach toward the distressed camper!!! Just as he passed me, he suddenly tripped and fell face down in the ankle deep water! Knocked himself out cold! I screamed and dropped my bag of Jelly Beans!

As I contemplated what I should do, I noticed on his round muscular ass sticking out of the water, stenciled on his red speedo was the name J O E L ! What a lovely name. And that ass couldn't have been more than 18 years old! I sprung into action!!! I had taken a GAY CPR class at the local bathhouse 28 years ago, and FINALLY my life saving skills would come in useful!!!

I ripped off my Caftan and threw off my sun bonnet!!! I neatly folded up my Caftan and set it on my towel. I removed my jewelry and my anklet. I took off my fanny pack; I slipped out of my bathing costume and Jelly Sandles, and placed everything in a neat pile on the sand.

I flipped Joel over on his back, ripped off his speedo, pushed his knees to his chest and plunged my mouth into his asshole!!!! As I blew lungs full of air into ass, I could feel him stirring back to life!!! I SCREAMED TO HEAVEN, "BREATHE JOEL, BREATHE!!! As he moaned and gurgled, I could sense the life returning to Joel's body!!! (Plus, most "dead" teens don't get erections!) I checked his prostate for a pulse, and could feel his heart beating, and at that moment, I was pretty confident he was going to be okay... but just to be sure I returned to the Mouth To Ass Resuscitation! Before I knew it the Snack Bar Attendant and Activities Director were pulling me off Joel, who had a pleasant and satisfied expression on his face!

As Joel was escorted away to seek further medical attention, I got a high five from my "drowning" fellow camper, "Well played, whore. But a discreet ankle trip?" he hissed. "Really? Drowning in a knee deep lake?", I hissed back. Then we applied Coconut Sun Tan Oil to each other and shared a pineapple shaved ice!

by Anonymousreply 13606/17/2020

[R136], you have captured all of DL in a single post. Well done!

by Anonymousreply 13706/17/2020


I love you.

by Anonymousreply 13806/17/2020

r136 That made the entire staff of Camp DL tear up. Not only your heroic rescue of our beloved Joel (who had some very complimentary things to say about you, honey, that I don't dare repeat in public!), but the good sense you showed in removing ALL of your accessories before going in the water. IN next year's brochure, your story, along with photo illustration of Joel reenacting his rescue (with a thinner man, of IS a brochure, after all) will be front and center!

by Anonymousreply 13906/17/2020

* do I dare hope that the Debra Messing troll has returned @r136?*

by Anonymousreply 14006/17/2020

Happy and glowing Joel is a poster boy for Mouth To Ass Resuscitation.

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by Anonymousreply 14106/18/2020

Goddamnit, Joel is not blonde!

by Anonymousreply 14206/18/2020

Notice to all campers:

Camp DL's staff of Counselors will be on their break soon for an hour of sunbathing. We're informed that Joel is in a frisky mood today, so please bring lotion in case any of his fellow Counselors need it.

by Anonymousreply 14306/18/2020

Yes he is, R142.

by Anonymousreply 14406/18/2020

The REAL Joel.

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by Anonymousreply 14506/18/2020

r145 I think he's cute!

by Anonymousreply 14606/18/2020

R69: what, no dirt. When I was younger I could dig in the dirt like nobodies business. I was a dirty boy but I cleaned up really nice.

by Anonymousreply 14706/20/2020

Who's up for a "Tasteful Friends" house tour? But please keep the sneers down this time. It upsets the agents.

by Anonymousreply 14806/28/2020

It’s been confirmed that Lizzy Borden’s, the axe throwing bar in town, has offered their deck for camp Tea Dance. Chop on down between 4-7 for happy hour prices.

by Anonymousreply 14906/28/2020

r149 We've been in touch with Lizzie Borden's and they assure us that their deck can take on the extra weight of our plus-size campers.

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