While dipping my toe in Lake Iwantyouinmedeeply, I heard the faint cries of one of my fellow campers, splashing and pleading for assistance! Just as I was about to grab my phone and take a picture of his imminent death (I'm no dummy. Content is queen, bitches!) I see to my left a brawny muscular GOD of a Man, wearing a red speedo, and a whistle around his neck, bounding down the beach toward the distressed camper!!! Just as he passed me, he suddenly tripped and fell face down in the ankle deep water! Knocked himself out cold! I screamed and dropped my bag of Jelly Beans!
As I contemplated what I should do, I noticed on his round muscular ass sticking out of the water, stenciled on his red speedo was the name J O E L ! What a lovely name. And that ass couldn't have been more than 18 years old! I sprung into action!!! I had taken a GAY CPR class at the local bathhouse 28 years ago, and FINALLY my life saving skills would come in useful!!!
I ripped off my Caftan and threw off my sun bonnet!!! I neatly folded up my Caftan and set it on my towel. I removed my jewelry and my anklet. I took off my fanny pack; I slipped out of my bathing costume and Jelly Sandles, and placed everything in a neat pile on the sand.
I flipped Joel over on his back, ripped off his speedo, pushed his knees to his chest and plunged my mouth into his asshole!!!! As I blew lungs full of air into ass, I could feel him stirring back to life!!! I SCREAMED TO HEAVEN, "BREATHE JOEL, BREATHE!!! As he moaned and gurgled, I could sense the life returning to Joel's body!!! (Plus, most "dead" teens don't get erections!) I checked his prostate for a pulse, and could feel his heart beating, and at that moment, I was pretty confident he was going to be okay... but just to be sure I returned to the Mouth To Ass Resuscitation! Before I knew it the Snack Bar Attendant and Activities Director were pulling me off Joel, who had a pleasant and satisfied expression on his face!
As Joel was escorted away to seek further medical attention, I got a high five from my "drowning" fellow camper, "Well played, whore. But a discreet ankle trip?" he hissed. "Really? Drowning in a knee deep lake?", I hissed back. Then we applied Coconut Sun Tan Oil to each other and shared a pineapple shaved ice!