I Had Anal Sex With Ben Shapiro

I've heard he has a thing for hung Arab tops.

His wife’s name is Mor Shapiro. If he truly bottoms for men, he can get away with saying “Yes, baby, give me Mor!”

He seems like an autistic closet case

I'm a bottom, so I don't really care, but indulge us anyway, OP. Details, please.

He seems ASEXUAL to me. I get no sexual vibe from him at all!!!!

He's a nasty little twerp. I don't want to think about him having sex with man or woman.

[quote] He’s a messy bottom

he certainly knows how to smear shit everywhere he goes

PROOF OP, with DETAILS please! There's nothing I'd like more than to see this little weasel get nailed to the wall for his hypocrisy.

It sure as hell wasn't in the Mortimer Club steam room.

Stay classy, OP.

He’s what you call “a real Jew.”

Ann coulter wouldn’t fuck him with her dick

Mor! Mor! Mor!

How do ya like it?

How do ya like it?

OP, did you know his wife is a doctor?

OP, not that I believe you, but what possessed you?

fug!!!!!!!!!

He looks like one of those Columbian twinks on Chaturbate who sets up a fake office with lawn furniture to pretend he's working in an office and secretly jacks off with his boss nearby.

[quote]OP, not that I believe you, but what possessed you?

The ghost of William F. Buckley?

How did you know why part was the asshole if the entire being is?

*why = which

Helium-sucking, demonic midget.

Good for you. Who is he?

I'd rather watch someone spank him. Someone just overpower him (he's 5 feet tall, it won't be hard) and just SPANK his bare ass on a live stream, like he truly deserves for being such an awful little boy. I think he secretly wants that, that's why he does what he does.

Take that cock you Zionist pig!

I'm going to going to fuck the Jew out of you!

Show me the promised land.

[quote]He looks like one of those Columbian twinks on Chaturbate who sets up a fake office with lawn furniture to pretend he's working in an office and secretly jacks off with his boss nearby.

I had no idea that the Ivy League was so well represented on Chaturbate.

Lmao r24

15 years ago I would have pounded that ass no mercy. He was a smart-ass but fucking cute. Now he's looking more and more like a sagging beady-eyed middle aged Jewish guy by the day and it's radically unhot.

R27, are you the Jews Age Horribly troll?

And?

Yeah, sure you did OP. Do you also have pet unicorn named Pegasus?

OP is very clever

Datalounge has major Google Juice

When people google "Ben Shapiro" one of the first links they will see will be "I had anal sex with Ben Shapiro"

OP, when you woke up did you take the chocolate out of your bed?

R31 why is that? I’ve noticed that for obscure people that Datalounge does rank substantially high in searches.

OP what makes you desperate for attention to make up stuff to post?

R34 the same thing that makes you desperate for attention to post questions here.

My gawd, OP!

R24 You gonna gay pregnant with my Hamas babies, you apartheid whore!

* get pregnant

Now I wanna gay pregnant, and I'm not sure how.

His wife is a doctor.

Those quotes were actually from the "Palestinian Chicken" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. After seeing R1's reply, I couldn't resist.

Ben Shapiro sounds way too uptight. He looks like he needs a good fisting.

he needs the gentle caress of a man. A strong man to give him what he's always wanted, but always feared to ask for, manly love in all its manifestations.

He needs the gentle caress of Tyson's fist in its prime.

Uptight guys can be a lot of fun to fuck. I can see him being kind of prissy but really receptive to domination, like he'd complain and wriggle a bit but he'd totally let you do whatever you wanted, and like it. You'd just have to push for it a little.

He really does look like Zac Efron's doughy brother.

I'd love to see his audience shrink and vanish. He's a drum banger who isn't contributing anything useful.

All you need to know about this idiot who tells liberals "fuck your feelings" and typically talking about us being snowflakes and thin-skinned. Look at this little bitch:

I read about this and tried to watch the whole thing. I can't take that gnome's voice:

J'adore OP. Well done.

Does he keep the yarmulke on when he's getting fucked?

Do that yarmulke one more time

Once is never enough

With a gnome like you-oo

Whoa-oh-oh...

I just googled Ben Shapiro. Unfortunately OP, I anally fucked Ben Shapiro isn't even on the second page.

It takes a few days to weeks to get in the mix.

Also, WHY did you have to include that he has a big dick??! Why give him that??? WHYY

Was Big Ben named after him, or vice versa?

Ben Shapiro DESTROYED by BBC

It would certainly explain the voice, r56. The cock was so big it fucked up his vocal chords.

Ben Shapiro talks like those Hamm brothers.

OP, by "messy" do you mean he shit on your dick?

Now we know why Ben is all worked up over "Wet Ass Pussy."

I had anal sex with Ben Shapiro TWO TIME. There fore I am Best than OP.

R58 They both fucked him in the ass too.

L’chiam!

Was that ass as dry as his wife’s pussy?

[quote]I've heard he has a thing for hung Arab tops.

But darling, don't we all?

heard he rims thug asssss

[quote]heard he rims thug asses.

r66, But darling, don't we all?

omg no dear....

I GOTS CLASS.

Did he make little squeaking noises as you pounded Ben Shapiro's ass? Did he call you papi and tell you to fuck his ass like you hate him? That Ben Shapiro, what a cheap fucking anal bitch whore,

Shapiro could taste it, it was hard for him to take his eyes off of it.

R30 Pegasus was a flying horse, not a unicorn!

He just announced he's leaving California:

No idea who he is, but why is he photographed in front of sets of cheap encyclopedias? Is that meant to impress someone?

R72 He's like an evil little muppet - god his voice is so annoying.

He looks like a human turd.

So Ben Shapiro is a peanut butter bottom...to the shock of no one.

It's no wonder he's a messy bottom since he's perpetually full of shit.

....

I almost always can find something sexy about a man's face, but he has one of them most unsexy faces I've ever seen on a man. There is absolutely nothing about him that would make me find him sexy.

Milo would be less pleasant to fuck, but probably not by much.

Do he squeal like pig when the cumwads are shot into his pussy?

R72 Jews in Tennessee. Good luck. I lived there in the early 2000s for a year. it was horrible

R81 He loves some honey in his peanut butter.

Ugh, Shap. Tidy yourself up and you'll get a lot more play.

Wtf is Shapiro

a broken man, he lays in ecstacy in the glory hole booth, coverd in cum and piss, thirsty for more...

Did you gag him ? That voice is a dick wilter.