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I Had Anal Sex With Ben Shapiro

He’s a messy bottom, but big dick.

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by Anonymousreply 5805/26/2020

I've heard he has a thing for hung Arab tops.

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2020

His wife’s name is Mor Shapiro. If he truly bottoms for men, he can get away with saying “Yes, baby, give me Mor!”

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2020

He seems like an autistic closet case

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2020

I'm a bottom, so I don't really care, but indulge us anyway, OP. Details, please.

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2020

He seems ASEXUAL to me. I get no sexual vibe from him at all!!!!

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2020

He's a nasty little twerp. I don't want to think about him having sex with man or woman.

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2020

[quote] He’s a messy bottom

he certainly knows how to smear shit everywhere he goes

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2020

PROOF OP, with DETAILS please! There's nothing I'd like more than to see this little weasel get nailed to the wall for his hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2020

It sure as hell wasn't in the Mortimer Club steam room.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2020

Stay classy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2020

He’s what you call “a real Jew.”

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2020

Ann coulter wouldn’t fuck him with her dick

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2020

Mor! Mor! Mor!

How do ya like it?

How do ya like it?

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2020

OP, did you know his wife is a doctor?

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2020

OP, not that I believe you, but what possessed you?

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2020


by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2020

He looks like one of those Columbian twinks on Chaturbate who sets up a fake office with lawn furniture to pretend he's working in an office and secretly jacks off with his boss nearby.

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2020

[quote]OP, not that I believe you, but what possessed you?

The ghost of William F. Buckley?

by Anonymousreply 1805/25/2020

How did you know why part was the asshole if the entire being is?

by Anonymousreply 1905/25/2020

*why = which

by Anonymousreply 2005/25/2020

Helium-sucking, demonic midget.

by Anonymousreply 2105/25/2020

Good for you. Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2020

I'd rather watch someone spank him. Someone just overpower him (he's 5 feet tall, it won't be hard) and just SPANK his bare ass on a live stream, like he truly deserves for being such an awful little boy. I think he secretly wants that, that's why he does what he does.

by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2020

Take that cock you Zionist pig!

I'm going to going to fuck the Jew out of you!

Show me the promised land.

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2020

[quote]He looks like one of those Columbian twinks on Chaturbate who sets up a fake office with lawn furniture to pretend he's working in an office and secretly jacks off with his boss nearby.

I had no idea that the Ivy League was so well represented on Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 2505/25/2020

Lmao r24

by Anonymousreply 2605/25/2020

15 years ago I would have pounded that ass no mercy. He was a smart-ass but fucking cute. Now he's looking more and more like a sagging beady-eyed middle aged Jewish guy by the day and it's radically unhot.

by Anonymousreply 2705/25/2020

R27, are you the Jews Age Horribly troll?

by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2020


by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2020

Yeah, sure you did OP. Do you also have pet unicorn named Pegasus?

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2020

OP is very clever

Datalounge has major Google Juice

When people google "Ben Shapiro" one of the first links they will see will be "I had anal sex with Ben Shapiro"

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2020

OP, when you woke up did you take the chocolate out of your bed?

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2020

R31 why is that? I’ve noticed that for obscure people that Datalounge does rank substantially high in searches.

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2020

OP what makes you desperate for attention to make up stuff to post?

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2020

R34 the same thing that makes you desperate for attention to post questions here.

by Anonymousreply 3505/25/2020

My gawd, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3605/25/2020

R24 You gonna gay pregnant with my Hamas babies, you apartheid whore!

by Anonymousreply 3705/25/2020

* get pregnant

by Anonymousreply 3805/25/2020

Now I wanna gay pregnant, and I'm not sure how.

by Anonymousreply 3905/25/2020

His wife is a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 4005/25/2020

Those quotes were actually from the "Palestinian Chicken" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. After seeing R1's reply, I couldn't resist.

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by Anonymousreply 4105/25/2020

Ben Shapiro sounds way too uptight. He looks like he needs a good fisting.

by Anonymousreply 4205/25/2020

he needs the gentle caress of a man. A strong man to give him what he's always wanted, but always feared to ask for, manly love in all its manifestations.

by Anonymousreply 4305/25/2020

He needs the gentle caress of Tyson's fist in its prime.

by Anonymousreply 4405/25/2020

Uptight guys can be a lot of fun to fuck. I can see him being kind of prissy but really receptive to domination, like he'd complain and wriggle a bit but he'd totally let you do whatever you wanted, and like it. You'd just have to push for it a little.

by Anonymousreply 4505/25/2020

He really does look like Zac Efron's doughy brother.

by Anonymousreply 4605/25/2020

I'd love to see his audience shrink and vanish. He's a drum banger who isn't contributing anything useful.

by Anonymousreply 4705/25/2020

All you need to know about this idiot who tells liberals "fuck your feelings" and typically talking about us being snowflakes and thin-skinned. Look at this little bitch:

I read about this and tried to watch the whole thing. I can't take that gnome's voice:

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by Anonymousreply 4805/25/2020

J'adore OP. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 4905/25/2020

Does he keep the yarmulke on when he's getting fucked?

by Anonymousreply 5005/25/2020

Do that yarmulke one more time

Once is never enough

With a gnome like you-oo


by Anonymousreply 5105/25/2020

I just googled Ben Shapiro. Unfortunately OP, I anally fucked Ben Shapiro isn't even on the second page.

by Anonymousreply 5205/25/2020

It takes a few days to weeks to get in the mix.

by Anonymousreply 5305/25/2020

Also, WHY did you have to include that he has a big dick??! Why give him that??? WHYY

by Anonymousreply 5405/25/2020

Was Big Ben named after him, or vice versa?

by Anonymousreply 5505/25/2020

Ben Shapiro DESTROYED by BBC

by Anonymousreply 5605/25/2020

It would certainly explain the voice, r56. The cock was so big it fucked up his vocal chords.

by Anonymousreply 5705/25/2020

Ben Shapiro talks like those Hamm brothers.

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