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Tasteful Friends, Where Have I Seen The Green Curtsins Before?

A hose full of treasures for 150k in deepest flyover country

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by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2020 2:15 AM

148K? Man! That buys you a toolshed in Portland. Or a really swank mailbox. I hate this yuppiefied town.

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2020 2:42 AM

Not sure which I liked better- the opening shot of the cat licking its asshole or the semi-finished basement complete with treadmill and Dracula regalia.

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2020 2:44 AM

The green curtains look like the curtains worn by Carol Burnett in her Gone With The Wind parody. But, they are the least objectionable thing about that dreary house. I can't figure out what the hell the people living there were thinking. I've seen tacky single-wide trailers, decorated by color-blind hoarders, that look better than that.

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2020 2:44 AM

They carefully decorated one room at a time, each space a cornucopia of different colors, materials, and patterns not seen anywhere else in the house.

I think the pantry has mice.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2020 2:46 AM

Yes [R3] they do!

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by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2020 2:47 AM

R4 And, only the pantry. They ventured out one day saw the rest of the house and fled screaming back to the pantry.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2020 2:49 AM

R1. See what 319K buys in Dubuque

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by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2020 2:52 AM

That weird alter by the weight bench is disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2020 2:55 AM

Comes with its own Hell’s Angels

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2020 3:02 AM

R9 They should invite them in; a huge biker fight might help it.

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2020 3:07 AM

Eldergay Wiccan Biker antiques dealers? That black bedroom is for Satanic Impregnation. The Rosemary Room.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2020 3:23 AM

I do like the yard, but what the hell is up with all those motorcycles?

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2020 3:26 AM

I love picture #6, with the huge dead fish and dinosaur femur barely visible in the dim lighting.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2020 6:27 AM

I predict this house is haunted. Just, no.

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2020 6:47 AM

My first reaction was that it looked rather well done for Flyoverstan, save for a few things like the weird pillows, wood paneling, and taxidermy. I have the impression that they use the basement primarily as a sex dungeon, not a home gym. At least they have a "point of view," as they say. I bet they go all out for Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2020 6:52 AM

In the selling points it mentions that the home is "one block from the Dollar Store."

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2020 7:02 AM

148K will get you 2 1/2 maybe three parking spaces in Amsterdam.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2020 7:27 AM

I expected to see taxidermied children to go along with the taxidermied fish.

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2020 11:37 AM

I really liked what I saw in the first couple of interior pics...... but from there on in it started to get weirder and weirder. Some of the rooms looked as if they could be nice if they werent painted black. I like the green curtains. They're quite understated (for me)

by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2020 11:43 AM

Too dark and stuffy.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2020 11:49 AM

Definitely a hose full of treasures.

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2020 5:05 PM

" ... an AIRBNB for 3 years and is filled with antique and other furniture which owner may be willing to part with some pieces."

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2020 5:51 PM

I don't need a hose. Not at that price or any other.

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2020 6:02 PM

Been there. Done that.

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by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2020 6:11 PM

R22 I looked and it is no longer listed on AirBnB. Pity. I would have lived to read the reviews.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2020 6:13 PM

That bedroom is terrifying. The rest merely horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2020 2:15 AM
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