A hose full of treasures for 150k in deepest flyover country
Tasteful Friends, Where Have I Seen The Green Curtsins Before?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/25/2020|
148K? Man! That buys you a toolshed in Portland. Or a really swank mailbox. I hate this yuppiefied town.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/24/2020|
Not sure which I liked better- the opening shot of the cat licking its asshole or the semi-finished basement complete with treadmill and Dracula regalia.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/24/2020|
The green curtains look like the curtains worn by Carol Burnett in her Gone With The Wind parody. But, they are the least objectionable thing about that dreary house. I can't figure out what the hell the people living there were thinking. I've seen tacky single-wide trailers, decorated by color-blind hoarders, that look better than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/24/2020|
They carefully decorated one room at a time, each space a cornucopia of different colors, materials, and patterns not seen anywhere else in the house.
I think the pantry has mice.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/24/2020|
Yes [R3] they do!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/24/2020|
R4 And, only the pantry. They ventured out one day saw the rest of the house and fled screaming back to the pantry.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/24/2020|
R1. See what 319K buys in Dubuque
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/24/2020|
That weird alter by the weight bench is disturbing.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/24/2020|
Comes with its own Hell’s Angels
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/24/2020|
R9 They should invite them in; a huge biker fight might help it.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/24/2020|
Eldergay Wiccan Biker antiques dealers? That black bedroom is for Satanic Impregnation. The Rosemary Room.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/24/2020|
I do like the yard, but what the hell is up with all those motorcycles?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/24/2020|
I love picture #6, with the huge dead fish and dinosaur femur barely visible in the dim lighting.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/24/2020|
I predict this house is haunted. Just, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/24/2020|
My first reaction was that it looked rather well done for Flyoverstan, save for a few things like the weird pillows, wood paneling, and taxidermy. I have the impression that they use the basement primarily as a sex dungeon, not a home gym. At least they have a "point of view," as they say. I bet they go all out for Halloween.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/24/2020|
In the selling points it mentions that the home is "one block from the Dollar Store."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/24/2020|
148K will get you 2 1/2 maybe three parking spaces in Amsterdam.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/24/2020|
I expected to see taxidermied children to go along with the taxidermied fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/25/2020|
I really liked what I saw in the first couple of interior pics...... but from there on in it started to get weirder and weirder. Some of the rooms looked as if they could be nice if they werent painted black. I like the green curtains. They're quite understated (for me)
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/25/2020|
Too dark and stuffy.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/25/2020|
Definitely a hose full of treasures.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/25/2020|
" ... an AIRBNB for 3 years and is filled with antique and other furniture which owner may be willing to part with some pieces."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/25/2020|
I don't need a hose. Not at that price or any other.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/25/2020|
Been there. Done that.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/25/2020|
R22 I looked and it is no longer listed on AirBnB. Pity. I would have lived to read the reviews.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/25/2020|
That bedroom is terrifying. The rest merely horrifying.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/25/2020|