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DL Collective Nouns

Years ago, NPR did a contest where listeners had to come up with new collective nouns (e.g. a [italic]murder[/italic] of crows, a [italic]school[/italic] of fish, a [italic]flock[/italic] of sheep). They gave a list of words, and listeners had to submit their collective noun ideas.

Let's see how well DL can do. What are the best collective nouns you can come up with for any or all of the below terms?

Bottoms

Bump Bitches

Caftans

Earrings

Eldergays

Lesbians

Megstans

Nephews

Priss pots

Russian trolls

Size queens

Straight me

Total tops

Please feel free to include any common DL terms I'm forgetting, but I thought it would be fun if we all started with the same ones!

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by Anonymousreply 11505/25/2020

a gaggle of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 105/24/2020

A squeal of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 205/24/2020

[quote] A squeal of bottoms

That’s perfect!

by Anonymousreply 305/24/2020

a bloom of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 405/24/2020

A Talley of caftans.

by Anonymousreply 505/24/2020

A murmuration of Karens

by Anonymousreply 605/24/2020

A hiss of elder gays.

by Anonymousreply 705/24/2020

A murder of Arieses.

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2020

No, it's a cunt of Karens.

by Anonymousreply 905/24/2020

^^a squeal of BOSSY bottoms

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2020

a pod of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2020

A contempt of size queens.

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2020

An embarrassment of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2020

An arrogance of total tops.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2020

A flannel of lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2020

A jock strap of nephews.

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2020

A cancellation of SJWs

by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2020

A phantasmagoria of drag queens

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2020

A delusion of Total Tops

A flounce of caftans

A cane of lesbians

A tedium of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2020

A clutch of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2020

A convoy of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2020

A spreading of Muscle Marys

by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2020

A Schock of bossy bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2020

An uncle of elderbottoms.

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2020

A foam of priss pots.

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2020

A gourd of bump bitches.

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2020

a floe of caftans

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2020

A kindling of Joels.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2020

A sashay of drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2020

A matryoshka of Russian trolls

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2020

A ream of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

A tabloid of Megstans

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

A swarm of Janbots.

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

A glutton of bottoms.

A pride of bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020

A billow of caftans

A Uhaul of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 3505/24/2020

A quilt of lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 3605/24/2020

A squabble of queens

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2020

A dumpster of Republicans

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2020

A santorum of deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 3905/24/2020

a bumper of bottoms

a rustle of caftans

an afghan of eldergays

a pride of lesbians

a nut of nephews

a paroxysm of priss pots

a dyatlov of Russian trolls

a tally of size queens

a dearth of tops

by Anonymousreply 4005/24/2020

A boor of Borises

A strumpet of Svetlanas.

by Anonymousreply 4105/24/2020

A bristol of unwed mothers.

A track of sociopaths.

by Anonymousreply 4205/24/2020

a buttload of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2020

[quote]A Uhaul of lesbians

Lmao!

by Anonymousreply 4405/24/2020

A truvada of bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 4505/24/2020

A martyr of trolls

by Anonymousreply 4605/24/2020

A bullpen of dykes

by Anonymousreply 4705/24/2020

A kingdom of queens

by Anonymousreply 4805/24/2020

A cave of bears.

by Anonymousreply 4905/24/2020

An entitlement of Karens

by Anonymousreply 5005/24/2020

Scream of Queens

Sorry OP - a few of us thought Queens should have been on your list.

by Anonymousreply 5105/24/2020

an embitterment of eldergays

a vanity of twinks

by Anonymousreply 5205/24/2020

A Lilith of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 5305/24/2020

A quiver of priss pots.

by Anonymousreply 5405/24/2020

A riot of caftans.

A clutch of eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 5505/24/2020

What opera house is that in the pic?

by Anonymousreply 5605/24/2020

a labelling of retail ice queens

by Anonymousreply 5705/24/2020

A lindsey of closet cases

by Anonymousreply 5805/24/2020

Not sure, R56.

But it looks big enough to hold a pedantic of tasteful friends.

by Anonymousreply 5905/24/2020

R56 Place Garnier in Paris I believe

by Anonymousreply 6005/24/2020

a school of stinkfish

a bevy of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 6105/24/2020

^^^damn autocorrect Palais Garnier

by Anonymousreply 6205/24/2020

A mincing of prisspots.

by Anonymousreply 6305/24/2020

A whimper of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 6405/24/2020

A frieze of fraus

by Anonymousreply 6505/24/2020

A titter of total tops

by Anonymousreply 6605/24/2020

An Outback® of lesbians.

A mince of hairdresssers.

A growl of bears. (Alternately, a Folsom of bears.)

A stink of rimmers.

by Anonymousreply 6705/24/2020

a literalness of trannies

by Anonymousreply 6805/24/2020

A purse of shopbottoms.

by Anonymousreply 6905/24/2020

A menace of baby dykes

by Anonymousreply 7005/24/2020

A Dollar Store of Poors

An Olive Garden of Flyoverstanis

A Cluck of Maiden Aunt Brigadeers

A Stalk of Insta-Ho Posters

A Calling of Hammer/Chalamet Stans

A Quixote of Hilllbottoms

by Anonymousreply 7105/24/2020

A bumble of fraus.

by Anonymousreply 7205/24/2020

A shallow of insta-hoes

by Anonymousreply 7305/24/2020

a Kuntescence of Karens

by Anonymousreply 7405/24/2020

A brunch of Insta-Hos

by Anonymousreply 7505/24/2020

An indignation of frauen.

by Anonymousreply 7605/24/2020

A bonfire of femmes

by Anonymousreply 7705/24/2020

An acropolis of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 7805/24/2020

a boreass of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 7905/24/2020

An abomination of size queens

by Anonymousreply 8005/24/2020

a chloroform of nephews

by Anonymousreply 8105/24/2020

a convenience of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 8205/24/2020

a consternation of Megstans

by Anonymousreply 8305/24/2020

a dismaying of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 8405/24/2020

A conflagration of caftans

by Anonymousreply 8505/24/2020

r82 makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 8605/24/2020

a cirrhosis of Russian trolls

by Anonymousreply 8705/24/2020

Apologies, R86 - I was going by this definition.

I suppose BB refers to thread bumpers here at DL

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by Anonymousreply 8805/24/2020

an annunciation of Mary!s

by Anonymousreply 8905/24/2020

A cliche of drag queens

by Anonymousreply 9005/24/2020

You mean this definition, r88?

You're a quick learner. As you surmise, "bump bitch" is the name we give to those who bump threads that are older than a year, some from 2015 and even before. There was one from 2010 last night. Talk about a bump bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 9105/24/2020

A [italic]wisdom[/italic] of eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 9205/24/2020

There’s a kid of beta white guy who likes to drone “a MURDER of crows” and I’d like to see a tank drive over such a person’s head and hear the “pop,” like Phil Leotardo.

by Anonymousreply 9305/24/2020

^^^ KIND

Why doesn’t DL have a one minute edit window ffs?

by Anonymousreply 9405/24/2020

A boulevardier of beloved Lhasa apsos

by Anonymousreply 9505/24/2020

A disdain of Karens.

by Anonymousreply 9605/24/2020

An ordeal of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 9705/24/2020

A struggle of bottoms

A rivalry of lesbians

A captive of nephews

An obsession of priss pots

A leer of size queens

A stench of straight men

A brawl of total tops

by Anonymousreply 9805/24/2020

A tremor of fatfucks

by Anonymousreply 9905/24/2020

A paddy of rice queens.

by Anonymousreply 10005/24/2020

A Gape of Bottoms or a Mess of Bottoms

A Collision of Bump Bitches

A Swoop of Caftans or a Flutter of Caftans

A Dangle of Earrings

A Gripe of Eldergays

A Hammer of Lesbians

A Suit of Megstans

A Nephews

A Piffle of Priss Pots or a Puddle of Priss Pots

A Sickle of Russian Trolls

A Leer of Size Queens

A Stupidity of Straight Me

A Thrust of Total Tops

by Anonymousreply 10105/24/2020

A detumescence of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 10205/24/2020

Thank you @R60

by Anonymousreply 10305/24/2020

A maudlin of megstans

by Anonymousreply 10405/24/2020

A litter of clitter

by Anonymousreply 10505/24/2020

Or if you prefer, a clitter of litter

by Anonymousreply 10605/24/2020

A clutch of pearls.

by Anonymousreply 10705/24/2020

A presentation of holes.

by Anonymousreply 10805/24/2020

[quote]No, it's a cunt of Karens.

It's a Kunt of Karens.

Pronounced "Koont."

by Anonymousreply 10905/24/2020

An Outback of. Lesbians

by Anonymousreply 11005/24/2020

A Greek Chorus of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 11105/25/2020

A harley of dykes.

by Anonymousreply 11205/25/2020

OP is a 2015 thread bumper and a right wing propagandist looking for basic phrases unique to the DL. Use trolldar and check her posting history.

by Anonymousreply 11305/25/2020

A hail of Mary!s

An odor of gingers

A disappointment of Democrats

by Anonymousreply 11405/25/2020

A consensus of Lesbians

by Anonymousreply 11505/25/2020
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