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DL Collective Nouns

Years ago, NPR did a contest where listeners had to come up with new collective nouns (e.g. a [italic]murder[/italic] of crows, a [italic]school[/italic] of fish, a [italic]flock[/italic] of sheep). They gave a list of words, and listeners had to submit their collective noun ideas.

Let's see how well DL can do. What are the best collective nouns you can come up with for any or all of the below terms?

Bottoms

Bump Bitches

Caftans

Earrings

Eldergays

Lesbians

Megstans

Nephews

Priss pots

Russian trolls

Size queens

Straight me

Total tops

Please feel free to include any common DL terms I'm forgetting, but I thought it would be fun if we all started with the same ones!

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by Anonymousreply 121December 30, 2020 4:42 AM

a gaggle of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2020 10:10 PM

A squeal of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2020 10:11 PM

[quote] A squeal of bottoms

That’s perfect!

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2020 10:11 PM

a bloom of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2020 10:11 PM

A Talley of caftans.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2020 10:13 PM

A murmuration of Karens

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2020 10:14 PM

A hiss of elder gays.

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2020 10:15 PM

A murder of Arieses.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2020 10:15 PM

No, it's a cunt of Karens.

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2020 10:16 PM

^^a squeal of BOSSY bottoms

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2020 10:16 PM

a pod of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2020 10:16 PM

A contempt of size queens.

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2020 10:16 PM

An embarrassment of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2020 10:17 PM

An arrogance of total tops.

by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2020 10:18 PM

A flannel of lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2020 10:18 PM

A jock strap of nephews.

by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2020 10:19 PM

A cancellation of SJWs

by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2020 10:22 PM

A phantasmagoria of drag queens

by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2020 10:23 PM

A delusion of Total Tops

A flounce of caftans

A cane of lesbians

A tedium of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2020 10:23 PM

A clutch of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2020 10:23 PM

A convoy of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2020 10:24 PM

A spreading of Muscle Marys

by Anonymousreply 22May 24, 2020 10:26 PM

A Schock of bossy bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 23May 24, 2020 10:28 PM

An uncle of elderbottoms.

by Anonymousreply 24May 24, 2020 10:29 PM

A foam of priss pots.

by Anonymousreply 25May 24, 2020 10:30 PM

A gourd of bump bitches.

by Anonymousreply 26May 24, 2020 10:31 PM

a floe of caftans

by Anonymousreply 27May 24, 2020 10:31 PM

A kindling of Joels.

by Anonymousreply 28May 24, 2020 10:32 PM

A sashay of drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 29May 24, 2020 10:32 PM

A matryoshka of Russian trolls

by Anonymousreply 30May 24, 2020 10:33 PM

A ream of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 31May 24, 2020 10:34 PM

A tabloid of Megstans

by Anonymousreply 32May 24, 2020 10:34 PM

A swarm of Janbots.

by Anonymousreply 33May 24, 2020 10:35 PM

A glutton of bottoms.

A pride of bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 34May 24, 2020 10:35 PM

A billow of caftans

A Uhaul of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 35May 24, 2020 10:38 PM

A quilt of lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 36May 24, 2020 10:38 PM

A squabble of queens

by Anonymousreply 37May 24, 2020 10:44 PM

A dumpster of Republicans

by Anonymousreply 38May 24, 2020 10:46 PM

A santorum of deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 39May 24, 2020 10:48 PM

a bumper of bottoms

a rustle of caftans

an afghan of eldergays

a pride of lesbians

a nut of nephews

a paroxysm of priss pots

a dyatlov of Russian trolls

a tally of size queens

a dearth of tops

by Anonymousreply 40May 24, 2020 10:49 PM

A boor of Borises

A strumpet of Svetlanas.

by Anonymousreply 41May 24, 2020 10:52 PM

A bristol of unwed mothers.

A track of sociopaths.

by Anonymousreply 42May 24, 2020 10:56 PM

a buttload of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 43May 24, 2020 11:00 PM

[quote]A Uhaul of lesbians

Lmao!

by Anonymousreply 44May 24, 2020 11:06 PM

A truvada of bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 45May 24, 2020 11:08 PM

A martyr of trolls

by Anonymousreply 46May 24, 2020 11:11 PM

A bullpen of dykes

by Anonymousreply 47May 24, 2020 11:11 PM

A kingdom of queens

by Anonymousreply 48May 24, 2020 11:13 PM

A cave of bears.

by Anonymousreply 49May 24, 2020 11:15 PM

An entitlement of Karens

by Anonymousreply 50May 24, 2020 11:15 PM

Scream of Queens

Sorry OP - a few of us thought Queens should have been on your list.

by Anonymousreply 51May 24, 2020 11:30 PM

an embitterment of eldergays

a vanity of twinks

by Anonymousreply 52May 24, 2020 11:32 PM

A Lilith of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 53May 24, 2020 11:33 PM

A quiver of priss pots.

by Anonymousreply 54May 24, 2020 11:35 PM

A riot of caftans.

A clutch of eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 55May 24, 2020 11:37 PM

What opera house is that in the pic?

by Anonymousreply 56May 24, 2020 11:38 PM

a labelling of retail ice queens

by Anonymousreply 57May 24, 2020 11:39 PM

A lindsey of closet cases

by Anonymousreply 58May 24, 2020 11:41 PM

Not sure, R56.

But it looks big enough to hold a pedantic of tasteful friends.

by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2020 11:41 PM

R56 Place Garnier in Paris I believe

by Anonymousreply 60May 24, 2020 11:45 PM

a school of stinkfish

a bevy of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 61May 24, 2020 11:47 PM

^^^damn autocorrect Palais Garnier

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2020 11:47 PM

A mincing of prisspots.

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2020 11:47 PM

A whimper of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 64May 24, 2020 11:47 PM

A frieze of fraus

by Anonymousreply 65May 24, 2020 11:50 PM

A titter of total tops

by Anonymousreply 66May 24, 2020 11:52 PM

An Outback® of lesbians.

A mince of hairdresssers.

A growl of bears. (Alternately, a Folsom of bears.)

A stink of rimmers.

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2020 12:06 AM

a literalness of trannies

by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2020 12:12 AM

A purse of shopbottoms.

by Anonymousreply 69May 25, 2020 12:14 AM

A menace of baby dykes

by Anonymousreply 70May 25, 2020 12:19 AM

A Dollar Store of Poors

An Olive Garden of Flyoverstanis

A Cluck of Maiden Aunt Brigadeers

A Stalk of Insta-Ho Posters

A Calling of Hammer/Chalamet Stans

A Quixote of Hilllbottoms

by Anonymousreply 71May 25, 2020 12:24 AM

A bumble of fraus.

by Anonymousreply 72May 25, 2020 12:28 AM

A shallow of insta-hoes

by Anonymousreply 73May 25, 2020 12:30 AM

a Kuntescence of Karens

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2020 12:31 AM

A brunch of Insta-Hos

by Anonymousreply 75May 25, 2020 12:33 AM

An indignation of frauen.

by Anonymousreply 76May 25, 2020 12:34 AM

A bonfire of femmes

by Anonymousreply 77May 25, 2020 12:36 AM

An acropolis of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 78May 25, 2020 12:39 AM

a boreass of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 79May 25, 2020 12:40 AM

An abomination of size queens

by Anonymousreply 80May 25, 2020 12:42 AM

a chloroform of nephews

by Anonymousreply 81May 25, 2020 12:44 AM

a convenience of bump bitches

by Anonymousreply 82May 25, 2020 12:45 AM

a consternation of Megstans

by Anonymousreply 83May 25, 2020 12:48 AM

a dismaying of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 84May 25, 2020 12:49 AM

A conflagration of caftans

by Anonymousreply 85May 25, 2020 12:49 AM

r82 makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 86May 25, 2020 12:50 AM

a cirrhosis of Russian trolls

by Anonymousreply 87May 25, 2020 12:51 AM

Apologies, R86 - I was going by this definition.

I suppose BB refers to thread bumpers here at DL

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by Anonymousreply 88May 25, 2020 12:56 AM

an annunciation of Mary!s

by Anonymousreply 89May 25, 2020 12:57 AM

A cliche of drag queens

by Anonymousreply 90May 25, 2020 1:02 AM

You mean this definition, r88?

You're a quick learner. As you surmise, "bump bitch" is the name we give to those who bump threads that are older than a year, some from 2015 and even before. There was one from 2010 last night. Talk about a bump bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 91May 25, 2020 1:04 AM

A [italic]wisdom[/italic] of eldergays.

by Anonymousreply 92May 25, 2020 1:06 AM

There’s a kid of beta white guy who likes to drone “a MURDER of crows” and I’d like to see a tank drive over such a person’s head and hear the “pop,” like Phil Leotardo.

by Anonymousreply 93May 25, 2020 1:07 AM

^^^ KIND

Why doesn’t DL have a one minute edit window ffs?

by Anonymousreply 94May 25, 2020 1:08 AM

A boulevardier of beloved Lhasa apsos

by Anonymousreply 95May 25, 2020 1:18 AM

A disdain of Karens.

by Anonymousreply 96May 25, 2020 1:25 AM

An ordeal of lesbians

by Anonymousreply 97May 25, 2020 1:30 AM

A struggle of bottoms

A rivalry of lesbians

A captive of nephews

An obsession of priss pots

A leer of size queens

A stench of straight men

A brawl of total tops

by Anonymousreply 98May 25, 2020 1:40 AM

A tremor of fatfucks

by Anonymousreply 99May 25, 2020 1:44 AM

A paddy of rice queens.

by Anonymousreply 100May 25, 2020 1:47 AM

A Gape of Bottoms or a Mess of Bottoms

A Collision of Bump Bitches

A Swoop of Caftans or a Flutter of Caftans

A Dangle of Earrings

A Gripe of Eldergays

A Hammer of Lesbians

A Suit of Megstans

A Nephews

A Piffle of Priss Pots or a Puddle of Priss Pots

A Sickle of Russian Trolls

A Leer of Size Queens

A Stupidity of Straight Me

A Thrust of Total Tops

by Anonymousreply 101May 25, 2020 1:49 AM

A detumescence of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 102May 25, 2020 1:55 AM

Thank you @R60

by Anonymousreply 103May 25, 2020 2:02 AM

A maudlin of megstans

by Anonymousreply 104May 25, 2020 3:04 AM

A litter of clitter

by Anonymousreply 105May 25, 2020 3:05 AM

Or if you prefer, a clitter of litter

by Anonymousreply 106May 25, 2020 3:08 AM

A clutch of pearls.

by Anonymousreply 107May 25, 2020 3:29 AM

A presentation of holes.

by Anonymousreply 108May 25, 2020 3:30 AM

[quote]No, it's a cunt of Karens.

It's a Kunt of Karens.

Pronounced "Koont."

by Anonymousreply 109May 25, 2020 3:31 AM

An Outback of. Lesbians

by Anonymousreply 110May 25, 2020 3:57 AM

A Greek Chorus of eldergays

by Anonymousreply 111May 25, 2020 2:50 PM

A harley of dykes.

by Anonymousreply 112May 25, 2020 3:31 PM

OP is a 2015 thread bumper and a right wing propagandist looking for basic phrases unique to the DL. Use trolldar and check her posting history.

by Anonymousreply 113May 25, 2020 3:35 PM

A hail of Mary!s

An odor of gingers

A disappointment of Democrats

by Anonymousreply 114May 25, 2020 3:50 PM

A consensus of Lesbians

by Anonymousreply 115May 25, 2020 3:53 PM

R113 A stridency of hall monitors.

by Anonymousreply 116July 17, 2020 2:03 PM

An exhaustion of Roxane Gay tweets.

by Anonymousreply 117December 30, 2020 4:27 AM

A prolapse of bottoms

by Anonymousreply 118December 30, 2020 4:36 AM

A flannel of dykes

by Anonymousreply 119December 30, 2020 4:37 AM

A snivel of prisspots

by Anonymousreply 120December 30, 2020 4:38 AM

A scream of Queens

by Anonymousreply 121December 30, 2020 4:42 AM
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