Heartthrobs Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae talk about their uocomign rom-rom "The Lovebords"

He's a prawn.

Issa Rae is really pretty. I like her smile.

Kumail is a heartthrob? Ever since he popped his shirt and showed what a private chef, a keto diet, a personal trainer, and a round of anabolic steroids can do for those of us with normie genetics, he’s gotten this hottie label. His face just screams smug douche. He could be the sweetest guy in the world, but he has a sardonic smile that’s off-putting to me.

I like Issa alot and think she deserves all the fame she has been getting. Kumail has been annoying since landing the marvel role and is nothing special at all.

I liked Kumail before his Maxim photo shoot.

He looks entirely like he's trying to compensate for something.

I like Issa and want to see this movie.

Now he's got a palooka body to go with his palooka face.

I like Kumail but now he's a 'heartthrob?' Last week, he was a turd on DL. (sigh) I guess we'll just have to make up our own minds and stop letting DL drive a career - up or down.

The move was horrible.

No matter how muscular his arms and chest are, he still has yet to do something about that nose.

He also has a fucked-up dick from getting it caught in the zipper when he was jacking off as a child.

He has a misshapen dick and he's incontinent.

Men with newly pumped up bodies are no longer funny.

Nanjiani has only ever been moderately amusing.