Obvious things you should have noticed much earlier

Another obvious thing you should have noticed much earlier is that "wee wee" is not a word an adult man should use.

There's already been repeated thread after repeated thread on this OP. Why did you find it necessary to come here and start another? Why? Why OP? Can you give us an intelligent, honest answer? Can you? Why would you come here and post this kind of shit yet AGAIN when there have already been so many prior threads on this EXACT same subject. Do you really think this is that damned interesting that it warrants another entire thread to be started? DO YOU??

Why couldn't you have done a search first OP? That would have been the polite thing to do. What you demonstrated was just plain selfishness. You have shown that you don't think about anybody but yourself. It's all about you and your own satisfaction. Next time before you post, do us all a favor and do a search. We don't need another duplicate thread just because of your laziness.

I haven't thought about this since childhood. I remember shivering so vigorously that I lost control of the pee stream and hosed down the bathroom.

Wee wee??? Really? I read the first sentence thinking you were British and emphasizing smallness in some sense. You calling pissing wee wee??? Or is that what you call your dick? How old are you???