I'm hankerin' for some bologna salad!

Why does this colossal woman keep popping up on DL?

Bitch, if Roxane Gay can have her own thread, then SO CAN I!

LEAVE SIMPLY SARA ALONE

Isn’t Sara dead?

is this recipe KETO friendly? maybe

[quote] Why does this colossal woman keep popping up on DL?

She has actually lost quite a bit of weight, Mr. Nasty Face.

OMG. She is out of breath because she is talking and breathing at the same time.

The moist sounds of the Tupperware bologna grinder.

Her immobility

Her “air quote” gestures.

It is hard to look away.

No Sara is not dead. She had some health woes, but she got through them.

[quote] The moist sounds of the Tupperware bologna grinder.

I thought I was the only one who noticed it.

That sound really grosses me out.

She could have used a food processor for the whole thing, and it would have taken her less than 2 minutes.

But I guess she needed the exercise, with the crank machine.

Her voice sounds like NATALIE from the FACTS OF LIFE

I can't imagine why she weighs 400 pounds.

After he did a "reaction video" watching her make the bologna salad and being grossed out, Zachary Michael did another video making & trying it.

He was pleasantly surprised.

I think she’s retarded and unknowingly exploiting herself.

It's pronounced "baloney."

Oh stop she, seems sweet. My brothers loved Bologna growing up, couldn't even smell it. Grew up in the east and have never heard of Bologna salad.

Who knew Tupperware had appliances?

R17 I grew up in the east also, and never heard of it, although, lunch meat was very prevalent in my house.

Oval Spice baloney was my favorite. It wasn't spicy in the least bit, just oval shaped. I would have it on white bread with Gulden's mustard. Yum!

We used to fry to slices of bologna in a skillet until they curled up then added scrambled eggs to the fried bologna. It was good.

When I was a kid, Mom would make bologna on Wonder bread with Miracle Whip. If she was feeling gourmet, I'd get a piece of American cheese on it.

“My brothers loved Bologna growing up” is not a sufficient reason for me to watch an enormous hick make revolting food, I regret to announce.

Give her a chance Bootsy!

She’s serving lower class realness and horror about her weight, but it’s wrapped in her true sweetness.

Is this the poor man's version of ham salad?

[quote]She has actually lost quite a bit of weight, Mr. Nasty Face.

From where?! She looks huge, as big as I remember her.

If you call it mortadella you can charge five times more for it.

Watching her makes me sick.

This woman could lose at weight watchers and add years to her life

Once a year when the home grown tomatoes are ripe, I have a bologna and tomato sandwich on white bread with mayo. So tasty.

The pasty smacking sound made by her "grated" bologna, cheese, and pickles was making me ill.

Once she slopped the mayo and mustard into the mix, I was ready to faint.

Flyoverstani Cuisine is fascinating

That there is some GORE MAY cookin'!

I like her. I don't like people that hurt others. She means no harm to anyone.

Wait, is that Trigglypuff??

R34, you said the T-word!

*gasp*

You mentioned the name that "shall not be mentioned" ever on Datalounge.

Gurl, you are in danger!

Triggs is a nasty witch; Sara is pure sweetness. It's all that sugar.

Well tie her to a spit- we'll feed the whole team!

Sarah sells Tupperware , along with Paparazzi fashion jewelry (only $5.00 per piece), so she was virally marketing her Tupperware business, along the YouTube ad revenue for the bologna salad video.

Bologna salad wasn't enough for you?

Try my Cap'n Crunch French Toast!

Bologna salad wasn't enough for you?

Try my Cap'n Crunch French Toast!

love her!

She's gasping for air when she's standing still

Wolf Blitzer talks and breathes at the same time and CNN pays him millions to do it!

What did she do to you?

Leave her alone, douchebags.

MARY r44! Sarah has been doing her channel for years and years at this point. She doesn't need you to defend her from some harmless jokes, she is a big girl.

This "salad" mist be her attempt at being healthy!

That's really White Trash "Pate de Foie Gras."

I am of the opinion that Sara most likely watches Fox News....same goes for the late Phyllis Stokes.

I'll never understand DLers' interest in these two.

[quote]Try my Cap'n Crunch French Toast!

I ain't making it but I would certainly try that! My friend worked Planet Hollywood in the old days and they had Cap'n Crunch fried chicken and it was good.

I don't know how anyone can eat bologna. Who puts that nasty shit in their body?

Funny comments on her Facebook where everyone loves CC but it burns your mouth but we just don't care....

I remember being at my aunt's house as a kid and she started "frying" bologna. I reported it to my mom because I thought she was insane.

I'm worried for her. She looks as unhealthy as ever. I don't think she lost any weight. Poor thing. She is sweet as pie.

My roommate from Buffalo would fry up bologna and spam. His mom was basically June Cleaver.

[quote] I don't know how anyone can eat bologna. Who puts that nasty shit in their body?

One word: KENTUCKY.

I prefer Amberlynn because her delusion and narcissism know no bounds.

You're all just jealous because Sara has a hot boyfriend.

R48 You set off my "hysterical eunuch-dar"

R56 Sarah’s husband, Jamie, is about what you’d expect.

Yep r54. Sarah is a Louisa Kentucky gal, very rural and poor Appalachia. Of course bologna salad is the type of stuff they eat.

It's a salad, so that means it's super healthy!!!

Damn, I want Sara to make me a bacon cheeseburger sloppy joe.

It looks GOOD!

Ree made Cap'n Crunch French toast sticks.

I can appreciate that she likes to experiment with different cuisines and even has some lighter/meatless recipes.

I don't think she's a Trumper. One of her best friends online is a gay black guy who has a YT cooking channel. He's spoken up for her when people have left mean comments about her, and I think he was in contact with her when she was really sick with pneumonia a few years ago.

You would be surprised how many tweekers adore bologna because it reminds them of jail pods.

Enlighten us non jailbirds, what's a jail pod?

She gives very thorough directions. I like her.

Fired baloney sandwiches were part of my childhood cuisine, you can cut the edges with a spatula so it lays flatter in the pan. I have very distant relatives in Louisa, KY, R59, they moved there from Virginia after the war. We never made bologna salad though.

^ "fried baloney"

That kitchen is a shit-show of its own.

That's where my focus was also, R69.

Is Sara a hoarder? Her house is filled with junk up to the ceiling.

R65, state prisoners were held in cell groups that shared a common area. Prisoners made snack food - most involving ramen.

I’ve worked with guys who talk like it was college. There are different social classes from local jail up to whatever federal holding facility. I don’t really differentiate when referring to jail or prison and this is insulting to some people. I’m trying.

She is a Tupperware queen and gets all of their damn junk r70. Honestly it is a bit gross how her channel has become part of her MLM Tupperware thing and she is frequently marketing to her subscribers to buy her tupperware.

Not necessarily a hoarder, but a lot like my sister who collects every kitchen gadget she sees. If her house was twice the size there still wouldn't be enough space to store it all. They are both crap collectors.

R72, when did Tupperware become an MLM scheme?

Tupperware has always been an MLM r74. What do you think tupperware parties are?

You get people to buy tupperware from you, and recruit them to be part of your downline to sell tupperware.

Mary Kay, Tupperware and Amway are some of the original MLM structured businesses.

I don't feel terrific today, since I took my weekly methotrexate yesterday (for RA). This video with the fat arms flapping and disgusting bologna coming out of the grinder, really made me nauseous. This is disgusting - the food, the woman, the camera angles. I know, I could have not watched, and didn't after a while.

I like Sarah, but, bologna salad sounds & looks quite disgusting...

If you want to hate on fatties, pick that Amber-Lynn heifer, or this bitch, she abuses/neglects her children, all while the camera is rolling. Amy from "Amy's Life Journey" is giving a sugary speech to her viewers, strikes her two year old daughter for crying, then, jumps back into character. It's quite chilling to watch, starts at about 3:27

MARY r76

Lol R76, I feel sorry for you.

I am feeling pretty good today, and I was still nauseous from the bologna salad.

[quote] What do you think tupperware parties are?

I thought they were like the key parties your parents used to throw.

Can I replace bologna with spam?

Here's Sara's "cracker salad."

Be warned: it contains tomatoes, boiled eggs, crackers and green onions. And that's just in the first minute.

I have no idea what else is in there.

I checked out this thread just to see how cruel you bitches would be, but I was surprised by the degree of restraint shown here. Yes, Sara has got a serious weight problem, but she seems so sweet and kind. How could anyone get any pleasure at all by teasing this nice lady? Leave her be.

I remember mostly hating bologna as a child. But for some reason I actually liked Hebrew National brand. But I've never had a bologna sandwich as an adult.

Except if you count hot dogs. I do like hot dogs. Maybe it's the shape. Is there any real difference between a hot dog and bologna?

We can’t talk about TriggyPuff? For real?

Nobody's making fun of Sara, R83.

We're just making fun of her recipes!

Most of it is so unhealthy. And kind of gross.

I mean, c'mon. Bologna, cheese, pickles and mayonnaise on a cracker? Yuck.

R86, if you leave out the cracker, it's basically Keto-friendly.

The snot from your nose is keto-friendly but I don’t want you to eat it,r87, though it probably has more nutrients than bologna salad.

R88 spells it "bologna". Look who went to finishing school in Italy!

[quote]when did Tupperware become an MLM scheme?

Enlighten us non-scheners, what's a MLM scheme?

[quote]I don't feel terrific today, since I took my weekly methotrexate yesterday (for RA). This video with the fat arms flapping and disgusting bologna coming out of the grinder, really made me nauseous. This is disgusting - the food, the woman, the camera angles. I know, I could have not watched, and didn't after a while.

Well, your attitude is a bit disgusting too, are we supposed to ignore it because you are in pain?

[quote] Enlighten us non-scheners, what's a MLM scheme?

Multi-Level Marketing scheme. Like those old "pyramid" scams of the 70's and 80's.

Companies like Amway used to use them. You bring in 2 people, those 2 people bring in two people, and those 2 people bring in two people, etc., etc.

Then the people closer to the top of the pyramid make money off of everyone else below them, by getting a small cut of what they sell.

I very much enjoy watching a MORBIDLY OBESE COOK share her recipes. Fat cooks normally know what the best tasting comfort foods are. Simply Sara is sweet, kind, and ambitious and she doesn't allow her fatness to stand in her way. I wish her much success with her Simply Sara Kitchen YouTube channel.

That was gross. Really gross.

How old is she? How much does she weigh? I'm always surprised when I see people like her because I would have expected the heart to give out at a young age from so much extra weight.

she sounds fat

She's as beautiful inside as she is outside.

I love Sara.

But I admit I edit her recipes. For example, I usually reduce the mayo in her salads from 32 cups to a half cups. And the sugar from a "whole-bunch-wheeze (as she stirs) to two teaspoons.

That is gnarly why would a person eat that?

I really don't care about her obesity - it's the recipes, which are usually revolting.

There is a „How is it Made“ episode on Bologna. You want to throw up afterwards.

Umm, if it's keto friendly, why is she so fat?

Not what I call salad.

She does seem like a sweet human.

I like the squishy squashy sound of Sara's Tupperware Fusion Master Mincer Accessory ($59.00) on the Master System Base ($39.00) using one of the Grate Master Cones Trio ($45.00) grinding the bologna. It's like the sensual sound of a large penis moving back and forth inside a juicy rectum!

I'd much rather have a Snickers salad!