Madonna Just Posted Her Ugly Tits on Instagram

Those tits look good to me. What’s ugly about them?

I am the titular Queen of Pop, so I put my boobs on display.

Who says things like "successfully graduated from the University of Zero F*^ks Given?"

62 years old. Jesus Christ, she’s a moron.

Those ropy arms are gross

Reminds me of Courtney Love

Post-menopausal women need to lock those things away for good.

Sad.

Her children must be so proud

R6 she looks trashed than Courtney, who has managed to class it up these days. Madge? Not so.

That picture is from 11 years ago when she was dating that Brazilian. So if she’s posting photos of her tits from that long ago (and they looked gross then), I can only imagine how gross they look now. Because otherwise you can bet she would have taken new pictures to post.

Her breasts look great (or did, 11 years ago). The stringy ropy arms and manly hands and blonde wig make her look like a trans person. And also string out.

There has to be a better way to showcase your tight body.

Fucking gross.

[quote]Who says things like "successfully graduated from the University of Zero F*^ks Given?"

Old people. Seriously, that's an old Boomer thing to say.

This photo is nearly 10 years old, it's from this photoshoot in 2011.

Oh, sorry, they were already 3 years old in 2011, shot during a series for W Magazine, meaning they're from 2008.

WHY is she posting photos she already leaked back in 2011? Jeez lady, get some help.

[quote]The candid snaps show the Queen of Pop lounging around on a sofa wearing a see-through bra and a black thong. In another shot, Madge is seen topless facing a mirror as she changes into an outfit. The behind-the-scenes photos were taken in a hotel room during a December 2008 magazine shoot in Brazil. Three years on, the unflattering shots have made their way on to various internet blogs showing the 53-year-old singer – then aged 50 – in a series of unladylike positions.

I knew immediately they were old photos because she has a great body in these pics. Her recent pics show that she has gotten those horrid butt implants.

Drama queen!

old old pic

She's still a beautiful woman, please hold a hood thought for her.

She's so far off the rails at this point that she can't even see the rails from where she is...

She is off the rails- at least publicly.

I truly think Madonna thought the day would never come when she would be irrelevant and that it would be 1990 forever.

Why didn't Madonna do a follow up to Ray Of Light a few years ago when she worked with those producers? It ended up as MDNA.

R23 Ray of Light was so overproduced and it sounds so dated today.

You know when Lourdes gets pregnant or Rocco knocks some girl up up she's going to totally lose it.

She will literally be a grandma!

Does Madonna has any truly close long term friends or family ? It doesn't seem like it because they sure aren't helping her.

Cher was never destructive or a cunt like Madonna but Cher is surrounded by people who have been with her for decades. Her best friend has been her best friend since 1972. She is extremely close to her sister, brother in law & her Mom. Cher's had the same personal assistant for 25 years. Cher's very close to Chaz & his girlfriend. Elijah & his wife live with her.

Cher's remaining circle of friends have been with her from the 70s and 80s. Madonna seems alone except for transient hanger ons.

Good points, R26. Madonna seems to have had lots of fleeting friendships. In the past, she was suddenly tight with a lot of celebrity women (e.g. Roseanne Barr, Gwyneth Paltrow), but the friendships appear to have ended just as abruptly. There's at least one exception: Rosie O'Donnell has been friends with her for decades. Rosie was on the Howard Stern show just before the corona shutdown, and he asked her why she doesn't try to talk Madonna down from her bizarre behavior. Rosie talked around the question.

[quote]Rosie was on the Howard Stern show just before the corona shutdown, and he asked her why she doesn't try to talk Madonna down from her bizarre behavior. Rosie talked around the question.

And that’s exactly why she’s one of her only friends left - only the yes-men/women who kiss her ass and don’t call her out are allowed to stay. Madonna is so delusional and thinks she can do no wrong that if you dare let her know she’s doing something foolish, then it’s obviously you that is the problem. And her kids are never going to say anything because they don’t want to risk being cut out of the will.

R25 I sure hope it happens soon!

It must be really hard for people like Madonna who were once considered the most beautiful people, to age and no longer give men spontaneous combustion in their pants.

R30 She was never considered one of the most beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.

[quote]You know when Lourdes gets pregnant or Rocco knocks some girl up up she's going to totally lose it.

Madge has a “miscarriage facilitator” on retainer.

It’s not that her body looks bad, especially for being in her sixties. It’s mostly that she looks thirsty for attention. She is clearly a women who has no idea that she is a senior citizen and should find age appropriate ways to be sexy. I’m not opposed to showing skin for older women, if you got it then why not flaunt it? Helen Mirren has done semi nude stuff in recent years, but her photos don’t wreak of neediness and desperation like Madonna’s nonsense does. Madge wants to be a young nymphette forever, it’s just sad because she doesn’t understand that the ship has sailed.

R33 what you mean semi? She had the full, aged titterollas out in that dire "Love Ranch" when she was 70

The grotesque butt implants look terrible on her. She had such a tight body that was in proportion. Now her ass is awful/

R34 that would be seminude. It’s not like Helen had full on bush exposed.

R33, you have to be careful about saying “age-appropriate” around women who don’t believe there’s such a thing. My husband said that his sister’s BFF was too old and saggy to be wearing a tank top and yoga pants with her blingy accessories. This 50-something woman who likes to shop in the juniors section BLASTED him for being ageist and misogynist and how dare he judge what women wear and if she feels young (obviously she felt personally attacked) and men have no right to tell women what to do with their bodies. And he said men aren’t fooled by it and she just looks desperate and it went on and on for 15 minutes at least.

I kept my mouth shut.

Madonna was never friends with Roseanne Barr.

Her hoo-ha must be as bald as Captain Picard to be able to wear those tiny panties spread eagle like that.

Ewww times infinity

R37 I think “age appropriate” applies to men and women. I’ve seen plenty of middle aged guys with dad bods, wearing baggy pants and band tees like they are still twenty years old. Or the old fart rock stars/actors who still date young girls and dye their hair jet black like it makes them look younger. It’s sad either way.

I believe the word you are all searching for is "has-been." Tee, hee.

Johnny Depp is a prime example of a man who can’t except aging.

Accept

R41, agreed. She brought up those men who wear jorts and striped tee shirts and baseball caps like they’re Dennis the Menace.

What’s sauce for the goose...

I bet Madonna spends all day thumbing through Mariah Carey's and Jennifer Lopez's IG accounts, taking a break every few hours to slam her head against the wall and wail, "Fuck my life!"

r26 Madonna has her sister Melanie

She simply can’t stand being irrelevant. She has nothing going on in her personal life.

Everything with Madonna is transactional. She’s a sociopath.

R37, I don’t think fifties is too old to be wearing a tank top or yoga pants. If she is in shape then why not? She might look better than some of the whales in their twenties I’ve seen squeezing into them! I think a lot of it comes down to attitude and how a woman carries herself. Better to shop in the junior’s department than to look frumpy as fuck. Madge’s clothes aren’t the big problem, it’s that this bitch is thirsty and delusional. Posting titty pics with her legs spread would be gross even if she were 25, but in her 60s it’s just wrong.

Madonna has never had any sense of personal style. She walks around looking like a homeless person and wears flip flops on planes. She’s still white trash from Detroit.

r52 Everything is about MADONNA

Madonna=Sally O'Malley

Clueless

She has always had great tots

R56, she has man nipples.

ewww

[quote]It’s not that her body looks bad

You think the ass implants and the chipmunk fillers look good???

R52 Does she have multiple personality disorder? Or just throwing whatever at the wall hoping something will stick? Yesterday she was posting nude pics of herself from over a decade ago, and today’s she’s pretending to be Miss Academia talking about watching a Michelle Obama documentary.🙄

Oh and someone should tell her to give up the Madame X shit (she’s wearing a bracelet that says Madame X).🥱

She’s

Madonna comes across as so needy. "Look at me! I'm still relevant." I'm sure her kids are embarrassed of her.

She's ready for an audience with the Queen, though I'm sure Prince Andrew wouldn't be there unless one of the adopted daughters accompanied her.

Even sadder is the fact that it's an old picture. She's one of those sad twats who post decade old pictures on dating and hook-up sites.

R38, Roseanne and Madonna were friends for about five minutes in the mid 90s, around the time both had a kid. It might have had to do with the Kabbalah that was all the rage during that time.

I'm not surprised Madonna is trying to be edgy. Her whole career is based on shocking people. That's how she generated publicity to sell albums.

[quote] Roseanne and Madonna were friends for about five minutes in the mid 90s, around the time both had a kid.

No they weren’t.

She's becoming Jayne Mansfield.

[quote]Does Madonna has any truly close long term friends

Narcissists don’t have close friends.

"Does Madonna has any truly close long term friends."

I doubt it. She's a user of people. She uses them, then moves on. She's had some high profile celebrity "friendships (Sandra Berhard, Rosie O'Donnell)" but I think they were just for show, just for publicity. She and Courtney Love are very alike in that regard. Both users of people.

I wonder what the lives of her children are like, those African children that she bought. Did they ever get an education? Do they have any stability in their lives at all? How would it be to have a mother like THAT, who flashes her tits and ass on the internet? I've heard she's never allowed them to watch tv. Maybe she doesn't allow them to use the internet, too.

Some years ago (maybe five?), I saw Sandra Bernhard on the block of Madonna’s UES townhouse. Assumed she was visiting her there. ??

R68, I thought Sandra had publicly complained in interviews that Madonna had dropped her and doesn't return calls.

She’s being artsy.

r69, she did, I think she told that disaster Wendy Williams.

Madonna is still good friends with Debi Mazar and Rosie O Donnell.

She got tired of GOOP's bullshit. Never understood that friendship to begin with. It would be like if Patti Smith and Helen Reddy hung out.

[quote]transient hanger ons.

LOL

Since we're going down memory lane, I'll leave this right here.

R73

What's so funny?

Should've recorded a Christmas album in her prime.

We had sufficient with Santa Baby.

She should have done another documentary, focusing on her life with her kids and how she built her empire.

R78, what empire? Does she license her name? Run a record label? Own a stable of magazines?

I’m sure she makes a ton in royalties, but I’m not sure what else she does anymore.

She treats those African children like they're toys for her amusement. God, how psychologically disturbed they must be.

Being a member of that Kabbalah cult for 20+ years has really messed her up even further.

r43 He looks so bad.

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Couldn't she have just donated a few hundred dollars to have someone swat the flies off the African children instead of adopting them and treating them like ornaments?