Is Rush Limbaugh Dead Yet?

We are in no Rush to have him.

He's already dead, but they can't announce it yet because his dick is still stuck inside Patty Heaton's crusty cooch. He tried to pull out but didn't have the strength to yank it out and is now stuck there.

Rigor mortis has set in and Ms Heaton refuses to let him go because she hasn't had anything hard inside her for more than three decades and is savoring the experience.

He gave an update. I hope Trump, with his stable genius mind, is giving him medical advice.

Guys like him have long lives for some reason.

No shit, the reaper must be too busy to pick him up.

With a nod to R1, Hell's "Trump Tunnel Wing" is still under construction and, since history's fiends object to sharing current space with the likes of this 21st century confederacy of evil, we are stuck with them until the complex is completed. Once the ribbon cutting ceremony takes place, they'll be dropping like flies.

Only the good die young.

Why would he be getting "treatment:" for incurable lung cancer? Sounds like now that he got his medal, the Repugs have plans to announce he's in remission or cured.

I’m hoping he holds on until January 22, 2020. I want him to see Joe and Jill Biden and the Obamas back in the White House first. I want him to die knowing that by foisting the Trump monster on us, we might go 16 years before another Republican has a chance of getting in the Oval Office. That’s a lot of liberal judicial appointments.

[QUOTE] January 22, 2021*

I only hope it's a slow, grueling death.

I hope he is suffering but I know he is not.

Jeez, OP. I've never wished death on anyone in my life. I don't think most people every have either. What's your problem, hun?

R13 Seeing as how you've done exactly that in other posts, you're a cunt and a stupid troll.

Exactly when, R14?

R13

R8, the purpose of the treatment is to delay the inevitable for a while.

It's a strange situation when a malignancy gets cancer, OP.

Cancer of the cancer doesn't kill as fast as when a real human gets the disease.

It’s too bad he’s not dead yet. He probably lied about the severity of his illness. I’m sure he’ll be around at election time.

There is no justice.

I take absolutely no pleasure in sharing this interesting rumor that Rush has been hospitalized with the Covid.

She claims she has first hand information from witnesses. If true, they won't be able to keep a lid on it for very long.

Thoughts and prayers, obviously.

Heaven doesn't want him and Satan doesn't want the competition

Thoughts: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE PIG SCUM!"

Prayers: "Please Lord, let him die an agonizing death, alone."

I don't wish ill on anyone and I had to watch my dad suffer through stage 4 cancer, but when this asshole was on the radio making fun of Ted Kennedy saying he was drunk when he had a BRAIN TUMOR I say, fuck him.

[quote] Thoughts and prayers, obviously.

Oh, but of course. I mean it goes without saying.

My "Wow - Rush is actually evil" moment came when he started cracking up about the death toll in the Japanese Tsunami.

Some people work very hard to remove themselves from the tenants of common human decency.

Rush has put in overtime.

And as to why we should wish him dead - as long as his piggy little shit-smeared mouth keeps oinking, lies and disinformation are burbling out of it. His remarks about Covid are enough for me to wish he'd crack up and croak off.

Trash seems to linger by the curb forever.

Isn't that vile Cheney still alive?

"Rush Limbaugh says cancer treatment ‘kicking my ass,"

How hard would it be for anything to miss that fat, flabby, pompous white ass?

No confirmation from any other source yet?

R1, I believe he is mine.

I'm creating a special place for him. It takes time. I'm very busy.

How much longer before the expansion renovations to Hell are completed? The Grim Reaper's to-do list is severely backlogged due to this delay.

[quote] Some people work very hard to remove themselves from the tenants of common human decency.

Oh, dear!

Die! Pig Fucker! Die!

Yeah, I was wondering too. Is this a Valerie Harper type thing or what?

Why is he still alive?

We were PROMISED DEATH!

Another broken promise from Trump and the GOP.

If I had received a Medal of Honor in the past, I would bury it. Limbaugh being a recipient tarnishes the honor beyond the repair.

I would love to see an ad consisting of a group of really stellar past recipients talking about how Trump cheapened the honor forever by giving it to Limbaugh, who has done nothing positive for this country.

It turned out to be chancre tuber, not cancerous tumors.

Scumskin gets like that.

I think he's faking so he can get into the supplement racket. Can't let Alex Jones and Glenn Beck have all that sweet, sweet Deplorable cash.

R39, this was my suspicion as well - he'll be miraculously cured by some bullshit available at the low cost of $49.99 a bottle. Take a swig every day and smoke all the ciggies you want!

I actually hope he lives long enough to see Trump lose the election and not before Jan 20, 2021. If he dies while Trump is in office, Trump is likely to have a state funeral for him and have his body lie in state in the East Room.

News:

“It’s tough to realize that the days where I do not think I’m under a death sentence are over,” Limbaugh continued. “Now, we all are, is the point. We all know that we’re going to die at some point, but when you have a terminal disease diagnosis that has a time frame to it, then that puts a different psychological and even physical awareness to it.”

Wakes up every day and thanks God he did. Yep, then proceeds to go on his show and talk shit about anyone not on his side. Fuck you, Rush.

Getting his last licks in while he can R43, because he knows what's awaiting him. Well, if you believe in God in Karma.

According to Twitter, he was crying about having cancer on his show today.

Womp womp.

The same guy who made fun of Michael J Fox saying he was making his symptoms worse and Ted Kennedy for messing up Obama's name because he had BRAIN CANCER?

Again, I say, fuck him.

I just re-read my own post and "but when you have a terminal disease diagnosis that has a time frame to it" really makes me think that his doctor gave him an actual time frame of how much longer he has.

What do we think, 3 months?

I’m not sure what kind of lung cancer he has or what stage but yes he likely has been told a time frame. I’ve been through 3 lung cancer deaths in my family and sadly the survival rates are no better today than they were in the 80s.

My mother’s anniversary is Oct 30. We were in a support group for patients and their carers. There were 16 families in the group when we joined. When my mother passed 7 of those original 16 has already gone. All 16 were gone by Dec ‘19 so the longest survival was therefore 3 years and 6 months in that group.

So I would estimate Rush will be gone by the end of 2021. His time can certainly be measured in months rather than years anyway. It’s a nasty disease and not the most pleasant way to die. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone but I certainly won’t miss Rush, let’s put it that way.

I hope he dies painfully and horribly. I hope his nurses short him on morphine and he feels every bit of it.

Fuck him, hatemongering bastard.

I hope the election results destroy what's left of him.