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Tasteful Friends, Do please let me know your thoughts on the Central Missouri showplace

11 bedrooms, elevator, bidet!

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by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2020 3:53 PM

I don’t hate the exterior. The interior looks like life was just frozen in place circa 1972. It’s definitely Elvis turn-key ready.

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2020 2:36 AM

Someone should buy it and preserve it as a time capsule/museum of the 1970s.

Zillow indicates it is certainly cheap enough

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2020 2:37 AM

How is it so preserved? Did all the children die in a tragic accident and the bereft parents closed it up? Was it a cult? From the back, it looks like a cult. The exterior needs a happier color scheme. The inside looks like a great place for Indian Guides and Girl Scouts, sleepovers and Halloween parties. It also looks evil due to the frozen in time vibe.

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2020 2:47 AM

It looks like something that popped out of a trunk of a Matt Helm movie.

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2020 2:49 AM

Some of that furniture is fabulous ! those yellow velvet couches are delicious . Love some of the art as well . it surely does look like someone hit it really big in the 70s and decorated all at once,then never touched it again. Tacky it may be,but I bet it was a fabulous place to grow up in as a teen in the 70s.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2020 2:49 AM

Hey -Don't blame the 70s for this monstrosity.

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2020 2:52 AM

I would consider it if a Walmart is within a 10 minute drive.

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2020 2:55 AM

It would look exactly like a Howard Johnson motor lodge if it had an orange roof.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2020 2:58 AM

That spiral staircase would not be advisable to trek up or down after a few drinks. But alas, there's an elevator! And yes, the back of the house does look like a cult headquarters or a church camp.

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2020 3:02 AM

It raises many questions. The carpets are not worn. The colors on the fabrics and wall paper and walls, not faded.

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2020 3:08 AM

Wow, just wow.

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2020 3:09 AM

What I don’t get is this place is in the middle of nowhere..

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2020 1:54 PM

The governess who kept the dozen children in line, in those barracks out back.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2020 3:35 PM

I mean, really.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2020 3:39 PM

It looks like a hillbilly whorehouse.

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2020 3:50 PM

What with the computer generated images and the motel attached to the rear?

by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2020 3:53 PM
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