The "Right" View

Looks like an ad for bad plastic surgery.

The roughly hour-long debut episode, streamed on social media, featured campaign standbys Katrina Pierson, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Lara Trump, and Mercedes Schlapp. The “girl’s night out,” as they called it, started out with praise for the President’s “bold, decisive leadership” in taking hydroxychloroquine as a preventative measure against coronavirus. While there are ongoing studies, there is currently no data supporting this use of the anti-malaria drug.

“I think it speaks volumes about the president, his character, his willing to, like, lead, and, like, be the one to go first and then he says, like, ‘America first, come in right after me,'” said Guilfoyle.

Guilfoyle, who has been dating Donald Trump Jr. since 2018, later went on to ask Lara Trump, wife of Eric Trump, “President Trump, as you well know ,like, once built the hottest economy in modern history. Why do you believe that he’s the only person who can bring the American dream and the American economy roaring back following the coronavirus?”

Aside from praising the President’s leadership, the women criticized Democrats, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), presidential candidate Joe Biden, and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer (“the meanest nanny you could ever have,” according to Schlapp), though the sustained target of their ire was the media.

Other topics covered included “Obamagate,” reopening states, and of course, the 2020 election. In between conversations and at the bottom of the screen, Trump campaign ads played, advertising the campaign’s official app and merchandise like hats reading “MAGA MAMA” and “Woke.”

Unsurprisingly, The Right View received a split reaction on social media. Some expressed their excitement about the show, which received hundreds of thousands of views across platforms. Others expressed their excrement.

Trump Cunts.

Bette Midler: "The Trump campaign is launching their own conservative version of "The View" called "The Right View." It's four Republican women discussing their views about how they shouldn't have any rights!"

Could they have chosen 4 women more vile?????

(Aside from Sarah Huckabeast, Laura Ingraham, Jeanine Pirro, Michelle Malking, Ann Coulter......)

These four vile women are all dating or married to even more abhorrent men. What a coincidence!

I personally applaud them for giving bored, scared Americans something to ridicule & mock; H&M can't do it all by themselves!

P.S. Note that Tiff stays away from these shit shows? Granted Ivanka doesn't show, but that's because she fancies herself some great diplomat. But Tiffany (wisely) avoids these two vile cunts like the plague. She's smarter than she looks I guess!

More like the Wrong View

I hope someone informs Kathy Griffin about this. I'd love to see her take....

I wish someone would hack their zoom session and play gay porn

If they feel compelled to recruit Meghan McCain to be their fifth, I'm good with that.

“I think it speaks volumes about the president, his character, his willing to, like, lead, and, like, be the one to go first and then he says, like, ‘America first, come in right after me,'” said Guilfoyle.

I don't think she realizes what it actually says about Trump.

Everyone who is not a Democrat is a racist.

The "Right" View of Some Cunts!

R2: I was guessing they'd all seen the same plastic curgeon.

r14 is a troll who thinks Dems are the problem

Tonight, on OANN: Cunt Patrol!

Cunts for Trump

This will be as successful as any right wing movie, the half hour comedy hour, right wing Twitter and every other thing they have to rip off from actual artists and thinkers.

It is impossible to discuss this show without using the word "cunt."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, DL's thongs are chafing because conservatives have a talk show.

How many times will they post cunt and vile? Yawn.

I won't watch, but they're much easier on the eyes than the crypt ready carcasses on The View.

all these cunts can die quite frankly

r22 probably calls Michelle Obama a cunt while praising Melania Trump

R24 why bring me in conversation. They want perspective of me but no one understand me good. I was tell some of aliens speaks better English than me. It hurts and offends.

American idiocy. Has there ever been a country more embarrassing than this?

R24, they're both cunts that couldn't care less about everyday americans.

R24 I thought the Obamas were a classy American family. So no.

Women I have called cunts:

Barbara Boxer

My best buddies wife

Kathy Griffin

Blonde Poison

Carolyn Bryant

Jussie Smollett

Much of #MeToo

This needs Ann Coulter to be entertaining. Without her, it's just a waste of time.

Three white women and one “token”. Figures.

R30 The "token" is 25% of the cast, which is double their actual representation.

r28 is one of those conservatives who bash the metoo movement but believe everything Tara Reade says

And there is something wrong with you if you think Barbara Boxer is more of a cunt than Guilfoyle

Mercedes Schlapp is actually Cuban so they got the Latina in there too. The Schlapps have four daughters in the age range Trump likes to ogle, grope and allegedly raped.

I can't wait to see their guests. ChaChi and Antonio Sabato Jr. wil surely lead to some wet frau bloomers.

Don't forget Kuntmberly G is puerto rican.

So they have white latina cunts.

two*

The theme song....

R32 I don't think Guilfoyle EVER reached cunt status like this:

Besides, wasn't Guilfoyle on the prosecution's team that convicted the caretakers of two Presas Canarios that mauled a lesbian to death? She has done good.

What was Guilfoyle's cunt moment?

R37, she's dating Donald Trump, Jr. That's not enough?

R12, Mooghan won’t give up those fat Disney cheques for this amateur web series. Though it would be great if they canned her from the view after her mat leave. Or made a deal where she says she quit for family reasons but really she was fired. THEN she can go to this dumpster fire.

“Mercedes Schlapp” sounds like what you’d call a new Benz that shit the bed after a couple months.

R38 She was also MARRIED to DL's dreamy gov Gavin Newsom.

She's has NOT attained cunt status!

r41, now she's a conservative who is dating a right-wing troll.

A conservative who helps anti-gay politicians get elected

Surprised they didn't invite Elisabeth Hasselbitch to join them and inject Jesus into every other sentence to further please their supreme leader...after all, the Bible is his favorite book -- he said so.

Smokin' hot back in the day.

She left Fox News before an HR investigation into her showing dick pics at work began.

^ And the dick pics were from Donald Trump Jr.

How embarrassing is that?

[quote]Mercedes Schlapp is actually Cuban so they got the Latina in there too. The Schlapps have four daughters in the age range Trump likes to ogle, grope and allegedly raped.

And Mercedes has a MARY! of a husband, so there's that demographic too!

R45 I don't believe that. She might be a size queen, or just loves dick! I would love to be a fly on the wall and listen to her and her female news actors discuss dicks, sex, and oral skills.

It's hard to know what her beliefs were as a younger woman, but I suspect she was somewhat apolitical, but with an SF cop father who was in a union you'd think she was somewhat sympathetic to Democrats.

Based on her trajectory, I do believe she was just as interested in Newsom's lifelong friendship with the Gettys and his business ventures with them. But Newsom had very little money of his own. His wine business was bankrolled by a Getty son. She left SF for NY to anchor some show on court TV. She made the comment about his endowment shortly after moving. Not long after the divorced and married a furniture heir and had a kid with him. It's funny we never hear about her son and I've never seen her pictured with him. I understand wanting to protect the kid's privacy, but it's unusual and she strikes me as the sort who would use her kid as a prop. I wonder who has custody. Would love to know the details about her second divorce.

So - not even trying to have a diversity of views. Just 4 Republican bitches spouting the same thing and agreeing with each other?

They really have no shame.

R47, you care that much about Donald Trump Jr's dick? Gross.

She's a gold digger, not a "size queen"

Why are they all isolating? Shouldn't they all be in the same room, since they're all in about Trump and how unfairly he's been treated and how wrong the media is?

I remember following the case and wondering who's that gorgeous assistant? Just look at her! MMMMMM

The lead was was Terence Hallinan, center, flanked on his left by a former Jesuit priest, Jim Hammer

R50 I don't care about guys dicks. I care about smokin' hot women discussing guys dicks. She COULD be a gold digger, but she's carved out her own success and probably won't settle for a guy who makes substantial less than herself. That's not the definition of a gold digger, in my book.

She hasn't been "smoking hot" in years. Now she looks like an old drag queen. Why are you so invested in a straight woman's love life? Are you one of those gay guys who wants to be a woman?

And why are you trying to sell us on a Republican who shills for the Trump administration?

[Quote]would love to be a fly on the wall and listen to her and her female news actors discuss dicks, sex, and oral skills.

She did this with people who were support staff -- makeup, wardrobe, assistants, not her peers. They didn't want yo hear it. As I recall the story, it was Jr's dick.

What a gaggle of ghouls.

R54 Yes, you are correct, she shared it with the uninterested help. If it was Jr's, then, that's...unappealing.

R53 Correct, she has had too much work done. I'm just trying to sell you or someone in this thread, that she hasn't reached "cunt status".

Uh, anyone getting paid by the Trump administration is a cunt or bastard, but I guess you feel more comfortable picking on liberal, pro-gay politicians

Incest Survivors

Future segments include:

Cooking with Freedom.

How to cage a Mexican child.

Republican tips for busty broads.

More future segments:

How to bleach your hair, and the best types of wigs to wear after your bleached, brittle hair all falls out.

Another one:

We like people who weren't captured, but how do we feel about Meghan?

Future segments include:

Cooking with Freedom.

How to cage a Mexican child.

Republican tips for busty broads.

Add to that: Make Walmart Great Again: Demonstrate your freedom to those uppity cashiers at Walmart by hacking in their faces

They'll have a "caption this" contest about Kimmy's last foray into the heartland.

They'll have a "caption this" contest about Kimmy's last foray into the heartland.

The right often tries to do their own version of "leftist" programming. Anyone remember when Fox News tried their version of SNL (I believe it was called something like The 1/2 Hour Comedy Hour) and to say it bombed miserably is putting it mildly. Who knows, with streaming and online viewing, this pile of excrement might get some people to watch but I doubt it will be long-lasting.

The problem with the far- right wing is that they're completely tone deaf and don't have any modern a sense of humor or irony, which is a death knell for any satiric attempt. They're still fans of the Rodney Dangerfield brand of humor: lowest common denominator insult. Thing is that they are too unworldly, too stupid, and too unschooled to ever possibly develop any ascerbic, ironic, or witty sense of humor.

They rely on heavy-handed insult humor of their perceived "lessers" to make their lack of achievement despite multi-generational white residence and privilege they squandered as the "most favored white Americans."

^ But everyone thinks I'm hilarious when I come up with nicknames like Low Energy Jeb!

R66 I'm not saying your assessment isn't correct, but it is easily solvable.

However, it seems the far -left will never find ANYTHING funny even if it's "acerbic, ironic and witty' that targets them, because their politics has a fanaticism to it, just like the deeply religious. No religious fanatic ever finds jokes about their faith funny. Same is true with the far left.

Why do they all like...

R68 because leftism has become a religion, and Barack Obama is their messiah.

R22 It’s not a talk show, it’s textbook propaganda!

It's an infomercial for fascism

[quote]She hasn't been "smoking hot" in years. Now she looks like an old drag queen.

Talk about hitting the wall. I can't believe she used to look as good as she did (see R44 and R52).

If it makes Trumpkins happy, a lot of Democrats hate Joy Behar almost as much as.......well, let's just say a lot of us hate her.

"However, it seems the far -left will never find ANYTHING funny even if it's "acerbic, ironic and witty' that targets them, because their politics has a fanaticism to it, just like the deeply religious. No religious fanatic ever finds jokes about their faith funny. Same is true with the far left."

I'd wager there are more "far left" comedians than far right ones....I don't know any funny conservatives.

Joan Rivers was a total far right comedian and she wasn't funny either.

Incidentally, didn't dipshit Victoria Jackson already try this?

There was also [italic]The 1/2 Hour News Hour,[/italic] that really lame Fox News ripoff of [italic]The Daily Show[/italic] starring Dennis Miller.

Bump

Nobody wants to talk about these deplorable cum dumps r78

Side Note: WTF happened to Howard Kurtz? He used to be a respected journalist & now he's some MAGA, Dump bung-hole licking asshole. Did he have a stroke or some sort of traumatic head injury?

R70 Keep worshiping your Orange Calf.

Please god let Mooghan Mydad go to this show and fight with Lara Trump and Jr’s gf until they draw blood.

Please god!

A Rheum With a View

Kurtz married a second string right wing flack some time ago and his slow descent into schlock seemed to coincide with that.

Kurtz married a second string right wing flack some time ago and his slow descent into schlock seemed to coincide with that.

Thanks R84; he used to host a show on CNN - can't remember what it was called - that critically examined media coverage from all sides and at that time, he seemed intelligent & insightful and was willing to call out anyone. At some point, however, CNN axed him & he just went berserk.

Any way of interrupting their video feed with hard core porn? Asking for a friend.

Kurtz looked like Ray Romano